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Whack Morris
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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · Feb 13
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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 1d
Smoking boiled eggs out of a giant hookah with a man with a seven foot wide mustache.
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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 1d
Every time I hear the phrase “Cram in in yer ass, Mack.” I think of my grandpa.
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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 1d
YMCA

Yeah,
My
Cock
Awesome
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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 2d
Lol.
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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 2d
Stalking you through the darkness while wearing nothing but a glow in the dark condom.
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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 2d
Fuck flying cars. I want food in pill form.
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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 2d
It’s always some self righteous chud with something like “God loving Christian” in their bio defending the most reprehensible, disgusting actions perpetrated by fascist thugs.
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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 2d
The people that complain about normalizing LGBTQ people would 100% have been complaining about civil rights and desegregation.
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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 3d
Remember when AC Slater bullied Cookie Monster into having an identity crisis?
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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 3d
If I’m driving and I’m tired the best thing to keep me alert is having something in my mouth. Like gum or a toothpick. 🥴
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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 3d
What’s up with Lil Wayne? Is he Medium Wayne yet?
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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 4d
Going on Shark Tank and just handing the five sharks a Tupperware container I farted in.
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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 5d
Nephew called me “doo-doo poopy”. Bet he don’t do it again.
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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 5d
Anybody need some ghost turds? I have extra.
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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 5d
There are few things as terrible as Christian rock music.
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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 6d
You’ve chumba’d your last wamba.
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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 6d
Saying, “activate thrusters” just before I put it in.
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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 6d
Sorry. I can’t come to work today. My dog shit his pants.
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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 7d
Fiddling with my wiener.
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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 7d
Woman with a gun: “I’m going to blow your fucking head off.”

Me: “Psssh. No blow job is that good.”

*gets shot”
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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 7d
FYI, those filter water pitchers don’t work for urine.
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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 7d
Hey, baby. Want to learn the secret of my ooze?
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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 7d
Halloween has always been culturally important for me because I’m part skeleton.
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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 7d
Man, 3 weeks without lifting definitely cost some strength.
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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 7d
This mofo stealing my around the house fit.
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