pearl stevenuniverse is what severus snape couldve been if jkr wasnt a rizzless pussy

"parasocial relationships are unhealthy" maybe for YOU. this 59 y/o actor who doesnt know i exist is MY best friend though.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CON O'NEILL 💖

"in a week" by hozier came out 15 years ago and im still not over it. my man andrew rly said what if we were 2 corpses 😳 and we lay slowly decomposing in a field 🫢😋 and the insects tore into our rotting flesh 😍🥰 and nobody found us until the smell started attracting buzzards 🙈🫶

woke up from a dream about a sexy vampire throuple and it feels like i won the lottery. im on top of the world, nothing can ruin a day that started with a sexy vampire dream

woke up from a dream about a sexy vampire throuple and it feels like i won the lottery. im on top of the world, nothing can ruin a day that started with a sexy vampire dream

FINALLY SAW SINNERS

if i was famous i would religiously read rpf fanfiction of myself. i would engage in my own fandom to an unhealthy extent. my life dream is to be lovingly mischaracterized on ao3

i used to keep my nails long and then one day i saw a tumblr post that was like "when you meet a girl with short nails and try to figure out if she's gay or just an artist" and i thought "oh shit, im both gay AND an artist, guess im supposed to have short nails" and started cutting them

one of the greatest webcomics to ever do it. if you haven't read it yet, do yourself a favor

i am a machine whose primary function is turning water into pee. everything else is just bonus features

what if bejeweled and robot unicorn attack took place in the same universe

wicked............

birthed day

im literally the queensland pitch drop experiment. if u even care.

forgot bluesky. hi

Hi I saw this meme and thought of you

idk what im doing