The Toolman
@whalethumbs.bsky.social
More like 100 Toolmen vs 1 Gorilla Glue. Try sharing that thing out evenly haha. been there for sure
May 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
More like 100 Toolmen vs 1 Gorilla Glue. Try sharing that thing out evenly haha. been there for sure
It's been long enough. I'm bringing back bazinga
March 18, 2025 at 9:13 AM
It's been long enough. I'm bringing back bazinga
Remember when Andrew Ryan goes "damn this is a bioshock"
March 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Remember when Andrew Ryan goes "damn this is a bioshock"
Guy whose wife left him to hunt elusive whales: "now I'm falling asleep and she's calling Ahab"
February 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Guy whose wife left him to hunt elusive whales: "now I'm falling asleep and she's calling Ahab"
Just got back from the road to hell
You can jaywalk all you want there it's sick
You can jaywalk all you want there it's sick
February 5, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Just got back from the road to hell
You can jaywalk all you want there it's sick
You can jaywalk all you want there it's sick
(to the tune of free fallin by tom petty)
they stored pee
pee balls in
they stored pee
pee balls in
January 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
(to the tune of free fallin by tom petty)
they stored pee
pee balls in
they stored pee
pee balls in
sometimes I will type 'o' instead of 'ou' for certain words and it makes me feel like a sneaky little canadian in disguise
December 25, 2024 at 4:34 AM
sometimes I will type 'o' instead of 'ou' for certain words and it makes me feel like a sneaky little canadian in disguise
It's been a long time, do we still know the whereabouts of Nemo?
December 21, 2024 at 10:24 PM
It's been a long time, do we still know the whereabouts of Nemo?
when you know how to build something but you aren't sure if you have the right tool to fasten the nuts
December 3, 2024 at 11:55 AM
when you know how to build something but you aren't sure if you have the right tool to fasten the nuts
Just got back from a glue convention
I was stuck in traffic for hours
I was stuck in traffic for hours
November 18, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Just got back from a glue convention
I was stuck in traffic for hours
I was stuck in traffic for hours
🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump has appointed Bob The Builder as Head of Construction.
November 15, 2024 at 10:38 PM
🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump has appointed Bob The Builder as Head of Construction.
Feels safe enough here to admit that I am the famous and elusive street artist known as Banksy
November 14, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Feels safe enough here to admit that I am the famous and elusive street artist known as Banksy
It's almost Sawlloween
October 17, 2024 at 10:52 PM
It's almost Sawlloween