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genderless rice cooker
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centrists are fascist enablers
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"Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her"
December 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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a giant hand from The Simpson with wring on the hand: "I'm Tired of These Jokes About My Giant Hand. The First such incident occured in 1956 when -" the rest is eligible
December 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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"affordable" is doing some Olympic weightlifting
The average rent in Kansas City, MO is $1395/month
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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the text consisting of "NOBODY WINS" is superimposed of an image of Jeff Gerstmann giving thousand yard stare while playing Mario Party
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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"man I love having only 7 hours of daylight, it does wonder on my sanity" *pops another D3 vitamin*
Light Therapy Lamp Opts To Burn Down House Rather Than Face Depressed Man Yet Again
December 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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this was my reaction upon seeing the word in over a decade
Super Creek and Tamamo Cross at a press conference Tamamo Cross: "It don't bother me either way, but the fans hate a Mary Sue, yeah?" Harvey Birdman sitting at his desk looking at a tear-away calender on his desk; the second frame show that the tear-away calendar says "2025:
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Macho Man Randy Savage in a kente cloth patterned outfit standing next to an Easter Bunny
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Weird, your answers are usually "the blood of Palestinian children"
Brad Schneider has taken $1.3 million in AIPAC blood money while arming the Gaza Genocide Sharice Davids has taken in almost $250k in AIPAC bribes to arm a genocide of a indigenous population Debbie Wasserman Schutz has received over $ 1 million in AIPAC blood money, this doesn't include the money she made via insider trading Wesley Bell received **$13 million** in AIPAC bribes used run a racist and misogynist smear campaign to oust Cori Bush from office
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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A smart person would stop bragging about being friends with them if what you say is true, and it is true
81 year old Emanuel Cleaver standing proudly with Republican Mike Flood, whose recent shot to fame was being booed at repeatedly by his own constituents at town halls for taking away their healthcare
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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"This edible is kind of weak, did it get diluted by accident in the mold?"
Me 3 minutes later:
Umamusume Taiki Shuttle in her casual outfit smiling with a vacant stare indicating zero thoughts are happening
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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"What 30% of the city budget goes to" it's a pair of porcelain pigs titles "Pigs with no specific duties"
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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same writer literally 3 weeks earlier
"World Series tickets are a luxury item, and we shouldn't put government caps on luxuries" Robyn Urback Published October 30, 2025
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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no one cares what a vichy dem war criminal has to say
AIPAC puppet Brad Schneider has only received a total of *15 views* over the course of a day
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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churu variety pack: chicken and cheese, Tuna with Beef Recipe, Chicken with Beef Recipe, Tuna with Cheese Recipe
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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a box of churu cat treats
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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and all it took for your beloved hogs to get off their asses was to get caught on camera twiddling their thumbs and looking at their phones while a mass shooting was happening 100 feet to their left while an unarmed civilian did their job for them
at least 5 members standing around doing nothing while one of the two shooters of the 02-14-2024 shooting was taken out be an unarmed civilian with no training, weapons, or tactical vest; less than 100 feet away to the left
November 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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"Jesse, what the hell are you talking about?"
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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"I WAS FLIPPIN' BRICK FOR MANSA MUSA BEFORE Y'ALL EVEN BECAME A TYPE-1 CIVILIZATION"
Inaros Warframe with his Ramses skin
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Jonathan Swan looking at a paper that Trump gave him
November 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Haru Urara from Umamusume: "Resolution... resolution... Oh! Like revolution! Yeah, sure, I'll take someone down!"
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Manderville Generational Bonding Overdrive!
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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"Affordable"
the average rent is $1395/month in Kansas City; this is $195 more than the city resolution that defined what affordable housing is
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Umamusume's Maruzenksy: "Kids these days put pictures of their food on the world wide web, right?"
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Oh *now* you're concerned about human rights and international law after funding an apartheid's genocide campaign for two years
we're all trying to find the guy who did this
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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good ol' reliable rock
bear pride flag
November 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM