Mac Jack
@what-a-cunk.bsky.social
My federal employer: everybody back in the office NOW.
Also my federal employer: oopsie somebody with measles roamed the halls and now hundreds of you have been exposed.
Also my federal employer: oopsie somebody with measles roamed the halls and now hundreds of you have been exposed.
September 11, 2025 at 10:01 AM
My federal employer: everybody back in the office NOW.
Also my federal employer: oopsie somebody with measles roamed the halls and now hundreds of you have been exposed.
Also my federal employer: oopsie somebody with measles roamed the halls and now hundreds of you have been exposed.
Me: the worst change to an ending from a book to film/tv ever is My Sister’s Keeper.
The Hunting Wives: hold my beer.
The Hunting Wives: hold my beer.
August 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Me: the worst change to an ending from a book to film/tv ever is My Sister’s Keeper.
The Hunting Wives: hold my beer.
The Hunting Wives: hold my beer.
I was recently reinstated as a contractor in my formerly federal job. The agency was crushed and lost over 50% of its staff. Somebody asked me what it’s like, and the only way I could describe it was like walking through a house the day after a fire. (1/2)
July 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I was recently reinstated as a contractor in my formerly federal job. The agency was crushed and lost over 50% of its staff. Somebody asked me what it’s like, and the only way I could describe it was like walking through a house the day after a fire. (1/2)
In his final years with dementia, my grandfather would often be confused about where he was, and would steal things that he either thought had value, or that caught his eye. Seeing scenes from Trump the FIFA World Cup was like watching my grandfather’s dementia again.
July 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
In his final years with dementia, my grandfather would often be confused about where he was, and would steal things that he either thought had value, or that caught his eye. Seeing scenes from Trump the FIFA World Cup was like watching my grandfather’s dementia again.
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Don’t for one second, not one millisecond, say babies drowning in Texas is justified because of their parent’s vote.
Jesus Christ. Be better.
Jesus Christ. Be better.
July 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Don’t for one second, not one millisecond, say babies drowning in Texas is justified because of their parent’s vote.
Jesus Christ. Be better.
Jesus Christ. Be better.
I’m unemployed right now because of these two chucklefucks so yeah, I’m gonna make time to enjoy watching them destroy themselves.
June 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I’m unemployed right now because of these two chucklefucks so yeah, I’m gonna make time to enjoy watching them destroy themselves.
So Taylor just lives rent free in his head 24/7 eh?
May 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
So Taylor just lives rent free in his head 24/7 eh?
Any size pizza is a personal pan pizza if you’re brave enough.
April 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Any size pizza is a personal pan pizza if you’re brave enough.
Maybe somebody should show Mango Mussolini the AI video of Muskrat licking his feet. Bet he will believe that’s real too.
April 30, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Maybe somebody should show Mango Mussolini the AI video of Muskrat licking his feet. Bet he will believe that’s real too.
Can’t wait to see what a shitshow this is. 😭
DOGE takes over federal grants website, wresting control of billions — The Washington Post
A DOGE engineer removed users’ access to grants.gov, threatening to further slow the process of awarding thousands of federal grants per year.
apple.news
April 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Can’t wait to see what a shitshow this is. 😭
1/ I took the latest DoD deferred resignation. Why? Because it has been made clear to me that my job will no longer be supporting fundamental research but instead cancelling DEI grants and policing grant language. I have loved my job and I’m sad. But I love the idea of fundamental research and
April 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
1/ I took the latest DoD deferred resignation. Why? Because it has been made clear to me that my job will no longer be supporting fundamental research but instead cancelling DEI grants and policing grant language. I have loved my job and I’m sad. But I love the idea of fundamental research and
People point out that so far He Who Shall Not Be Named has spent about 25% of his time golfing and it has cost absurd money. I understand and share the outrage. But also, I would so happily have had him spend 100% of his time golfing at whatever the cost if only he’d left everything else alone.
April 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
People point out that so far He Who Shall Not Be Named has spent about 25% of his time golfing and it has cost absurd money. I understand and share the outrage. But also, I would so happily have had him spend 100% of his time golfing at whatever the cost if only he’d left everything else alone.
I put a good old fashioned thank you card in today’s mail for Cory Booker.
April 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I put a good old fashioned thank you card in today’s mail for Cory Booker.
I swear if the dems fall for the “they’ll blame us for the shutdown” shit….
March 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I swear if the dems fall for the “they’ll blame us for the shutdown” shit….
One really “neat” aspect of being a fired Fed is that the ethics rules for my next employment allegedly still apply. I’d be a competitive candidate for industry positions, save for the fact that I’m not able to work with the agency from which I was terminated by DOGE.
February 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
One really “neat” aspect of being a fired Fed is that the ethics rules for my next employment allegedly still apply. I’d be a competitive candidate for industry positions, save for the fact that I’m not able to work with the agency from which I was terminated by DOGE.
Some guidance for DoD folks. It’s refreshing to finally see even this tiny bit of pushback.
February 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Some guidance for DoD folks. It’s refreshing to finally see even this tiny bit of pushback.
“Efficiency” is relocating a bunch of remote DoD civilians into DC to work in person, paying each of them the higher locality percentage and putting them on PCS leave and paying for the move. They’ll probably get terminated anyway.
Are we great again yet?
Are we great again yet?
February 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
“Efficiency” is relocating a bunch of remote DoD civilians into DC to work in person, paying each of them the higher locality percentage and putting them on PCS leave and paying for the move. They’ll probably get terminated anyway.
Are we great again yet?
Are we great again yet?
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REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!
February 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!
I’m aware of at least one DoD office where employees were teleworking because their building was condemned and there was no place else to go. Today they had to report to a rented conference room where they all sat at a single conference room table. We are really winning aren’t we? 🙄
February 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I’m aware of at least one DoD office where employees were teleworking because their building was condemned and there was no place else to go. Today they had to report to a rented conference room where they all sat at a single conference room table. We are really winning aren’t we? 🙄
My division will return to the office on Monday. We’ve been cautioned that there aren’t desks for most of us, and there isn’t enough bandwidth for all of our computers at once. I’m anticipating that our work will grind to a halt, making a great excuse to gut us in the near future.
February 4, 2025 at 10:42 AM
My division will return to the office on Monday. We’ve been cautioned that there aren’t desks for most of us, and there isn’t enough bandwidth for all of our computers at once. I’m anticipating that our work will grind to a halt, making a great excuse to gut us in the near future.
All of my representatives seem to have full voicemail boxes today. Only so many of the messages can actually be from me. Keep it up, citizens. We CAN make enough noise.
I’m going old school with paper and pen now until I can leave more messages.
I’m going old school with paper and pen now until I can leave more messages.
February 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
All of my representatives seem to have full voicemail boxes today. Only so many of the messages can actually be from me. Keep it up, citizens. We CAN make enough noise.
I’m going old school with paper and pen now until I can leave more messages.
I’m going old school with paper and pen now until I can leave more messages.
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Let me give a concrete example of the importance of applications with high risk-high reward as well as the role of NIH staff in taking risks.
Decades ago, a physical chemist proposed ideas about doing mass spectrometry on proteins (when this was deemed probably impossible).
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Decades ago, a physical chemist proposed ideas about doing mass spectrometry on proteins (when this was deemed probably impossible).
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January 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Let me give a concrete example of the importance of applications with high risk-high reward as well as the role of NIH staff in taking risks.
Decades ago, a physical chemist proposed ideas about doing mass spectrometry on proteins (when this was deemed probably impossible).
1/n
Decades ago, a physical chemist proposed ideas about doing mass spectrometry on proteins (when this was deemed probably impossible).
1/n
I find Costco overwhelming. Yet here I go to buy a membership today to demonstrate my support for them having a backbone.
Costco defends its diversity policies as other US companies scale theirs back
Costco is pushing back on a shareholder proposal that urges the wholesale club operator to conduct an evaluation of any business risks posed by its diversity, equity and inclusion practices.
apnews.com
January 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I find Costco overwhelming. Yet here I go to buy a membership today to demonstrate my support for them having a backbone.
If I fall down a flight of stairs and nobody was even there to laugh at me, was it even worth it?
January 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
If I fall down a flight of stairs and nobody was even there to laugh at me, was it even worth it?