Matt
@whatafruit.bsky.social
average guy who plays video games and translates for fun
i keep forgetting i sprained my ankle during volleyball yesterday and keep falling over when i try to walk
im really sorry whoevers living a floor below me
im really sorry whoevers living a floor below me
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
i keep forgetting i sprained my ankle during volleyball yesterday and keep falling over when i try to walk
im really sorry whoevers living a floor below me
im really sorry whoevers living a floor below me
i just door dashed pho for the first time in my life and and im afraid life will never be the same again
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
i just door dashed pho for the first time in my life and and im afraid life will never be the same again
i hate having motivation to draw but no inspiration
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
i hate having motivation to draw but no inspiration
dam i just stepped clean through a pin and it hurt like hell
and this is only 1/4 of what jesus felt on the cross or whatever props to him man
and this is only 1/4 of what jesus felt on the cross or whatever props to him man
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
dam i just stepped clean through a pin and it hurt like hell
and this is only 1/4 of what jesus felt on the cross or whatever props to him man
and this is only 1/4 of what jesus felt on the cross or whatever props to him man
these cheeseburger chips actually taste like cheeseburgers wtf....
November 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
these cheeseburger chips actually taste like cheeseburgers wtf....
i dont usually eat a whole lot of sweets but every once in a while i crave one of these 4 and eat it obsessively until i get sick of them again
November 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
i dont usually eat a whole lot of sweets but every once in a while i crave one of these 4 and eat it obsessively until i get sick of them again
trying to use this app more cuz twitter sucks so bad
did the discover page get any better
also do people even still use this app anymore or what
did the discover page get any better
also do people even still use this app anymore or what
November 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
trying to use this app more cuz twitter sucks so bad
did the discover page get any better
also do people even still use this app anymore or what
did the discover page get any better
also do people even still use this app anymore or what
i went on a walk because i wanted to get some fresh air but it got so dark that im taking an uber home LMAO
November 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
i went on a walk because i wanted to get some fresh air but it got so dark that im taking an uber home LMAO
i genuinely could not tell you what i did for the last 4 hours just had an insane dissociation session
October 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
i genuinely could not tell you what i did for the last 4 hours just had an insane dissociation session
ah fuck its happening
October 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
ah fuck its happening
mannnn car issues are the worst because you never expect to have them and they alway cost a lot
September 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
mannnn car issues are the worst because you never expect to have them and they alway cost a lot
dream i had last night was crazy we were smuggling this guy out of a city and doing parkour and shit
and all of a sudden luke from the layton series came to help us
and all of a sudden luke from the layton series came to help us
September 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
dream i had last night was crazy we were smuggling this guy out of a city and doing parkour and shit
and all of a sudden luke from the layton series came to help us
and all of a sudden luke from the layton series came to help us
not having any game im looking forward to is depressing af atlus you can do the craziest thing right now
August 31, 2025 at 3:51 AM
not having any game im looking forward to is depressing af atlus you can do the craziest thing right now
ive lost so much weight lately that im gonna run out of pips on my belt soon
August 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
ive lost so much weight lately that im gonna run out of pips on my belt soon
when you wanted to play some video games after work but your brain is mush because of work so you just sit there doing nothing
June 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
when you wanted to play some video games after work but your brain is mush because of work so you just sit there doing nothing
at work me and some other coworkers typed "back" in the teams chat at the same time and i had to physically restrain myself from typing "backstreets back alright" to a group of middle aged men
June 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
at work me and some other coworkers typed "back" in the teams chat at the same time and i had to physically restrain myself from typing "backstreets back alright" to a group of middle aged men
i rewatch gurren lagann every once in a while to remember i still have emotions because i literally cry every time
May 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
i rewatch gurren lagann every once in a while to remember i still have emotions because i literally cry every time
i bought noise canceling headphones for the first time in my life and its freaky as hell how is it doing that
May 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
i bought noise canceling headphones for the first time in my life and its freaky as hell how is it doing that
I WAS ON PHASE 3 OF THE LAST FIGHT IN ACT 2 OF EXPEDITION 33 AND THE FUCKIN LIGHTS BLINKED IN MY APARTMENT AND RESTARTED MY COMPUTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
May 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I WAS ON PHASE 3 OF THE LAST FIGHT IN ACT 2 OF EXPEDITION 33 AND THE FUCKIN LIGHTS BLINKED IN MY APARTMENT AND RESTARTED MY COMPUTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
im currently on my third cooking thermometer because i keep accidentally losing them im gonna move out of here and find all of them at once and become the thermometer king
May 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
im currently on my third cooking thermometer because i keep accidentally losing them im gonna move out of here and find all of them at once and become the thermometer king
someone told me "i like that it sounds like youre smiling when youre talking" and idk it was one of the nicest compliments ive ever heard
May 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
someone told me "i like that it sounds like youre smiling when youre talking" and idk it was one of the nicest compliments ive ever heard
my biggest achievement today was fitting like 20 shrimp crackers in my mouth at once and successfully eating it without dropping any
who knows what ill achieve tomorrow
who knows what ill achieve tomorrow
April 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
my biggest achievement today was fitting like 20 shrimp crackers in my mouth at once and successfully eating it without dropping any
who knows what ill achieve tomorrow
who knows what ill achieve tomorrow
just splurged on a really good backpack i deserve it
April 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
just splurged on a really good backpack i deserve it
exercising in the morning is goated actually you dont have all day to think about how much you dont wanna do it
April 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
exercising in the morning is goated actually you dont have all day to think about how much you dont wanna do it
one of the biggest "adult realizations" that i had was that some food items arent just limited to like restaurants and stuff you can just buy them and eat them yourself
the most recent thing that made me realize this was strawberry cream cheese
the most recent thing that made me realize this was strawberry cream cheese
April 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
one of the biggest "adult realizations" that i had was that some food items arent just limited to like restaurants and stuff you can just buy them and eat them yourself
the most recent thing that made me realize this was strawberry cream cheese
the most recent thing that made me realize this was strawberry cream cheese