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MY PRONOUNS ARE HE/HE - MICHAEL JACKSON
HERE FOR FUN, THE FLAGS ARE BAIT, LET'S SEE WHO BITES
I'M NOT SHOUTING YOU'RE SHOUTING
HERE FOR FUN, THE FLAGS ARE BAIT, LET'S SEE WHO BITES
I'M NOT SHOUTING YOU'RE SHOUTING
THATS PADDY AND MY MUMS COUSIN KNOWS HIM AND ACTUALLY THATS TRUE COZ MY MUMS COUSIN MARGARET OWNS A CHIPPY HE WENT IN WITH PETER KAY AND THEY KNOW HER AND THAT IS ACTUALLY TRUE THANKS
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
THATS PADDY AND MY MUMS COUSIN KNOWS HIM AND ACTUALLY THATS TRUE COZ MY MUMS COUSIN MARGARET OWNS A CHIPPY HE WENT IN WITH PETER KAY AND THEY KNOW HER AND THAT IS ACTUALLY TRUE THANKS
HANG ON LET ME GET MY CALCULATIHG HAT ON SO THE YEAR IS 2025 RIGHT SO THAT MEANS FIVE YEARS FROM 2019 OR THEREABOUTS SO FROM HERE THE NEXT DECADE IS BETWEEN 3 AND 8 YEARS AWAY SO IM GONNA SAY WORST CASE THIS DECADE IS GONNA LAST UNTIL ABOUT 2034 SORRY TO BE BARER OF BAD NEWS HOPE UR OK THANKS
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
HANG ON LET ME GET MY CALCULATIHG HAT ON SO THE YEAR IS 2025 RIGHT SO THAT MEANS FIVE YEARS FROM 2019 OR THEREABOUTS SO FROM HERE THE NEXT DECADE IS BETWEEN 3 AND 8 YEARS AWAY SO IM GONNA SAY WORST CASE THIS DECADE IS GONNA LAST UNTIL ABOUT 2034 SORRY TO BE BARER OF BAD NEWS HOPE UR OK THANKS
WHY ARE THOSE PEOPLE FIGHTING? THANKS
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
WHY ARE THOSE PEOPLE FIGHTING? THANKS
HELLO WHAT AI DID YOU USE TO MAKE THIS THANKS
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
HELLO WHAT AI DID YOU USE TO MAKE THIS THANKS
DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN LIVE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNDERWATER THANKS
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN LIVE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNDERWATER THANKS
THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG BECAUSE I CANT SEE ANY FIBONACCI IN THIS IMAGE AND TRUST ME I KNOW A FIBONACCI WHEN I SEE ONE THEY LOOK LIKE A PASTA BOWTIE THAT BARBIE WOULD MAKE KEN WEAR DELICIOUS IN MASK OR PONY SAUCE YUM BUT THERE IS NO PASTA IN THE IMAGE THANKS
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG BECAUSE I CANT SEE ANY FIBONACCI IN THIS IMAGE AND TRUST ME I KNOW A FIBONACCI WHEN I SEE ONE THEY LOOK LIKE A PASTA BOWTIE THAT BARBIE WOULD MAKE KEN WEAR DELICIOUS IN MASK OR PONY SAUCE YUM BUT THERE IS NO PASTA IN THE IMAGE THANKS
HELLO WHAT AI YOU USE FOR THIS THANKS
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
HELLO WHAT AI YOU USE FOR THIS THANKS
I TOO ENJOY PIRACY IN FACT WHEN I LEFT SCHOOL AND LOOKED FOR A JOB I REALLY WANTED TO BE A PIRATE BUT WHEN I WENT TO THE CAREERS ADVISER AND TOLD HER SHE MISHEARD AND SENT ME TO THE WRONG JOB SO EVEN THOUGH I WANTED TO BE A PIRATE I ENDED UP FLYING 747S THANKS
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I TOO ENJOY PIRACY IN FACT WHEN I LEFT SCHOOL AND LOOKED FOR A JOB I REALLY WANTED TO BE A PIRATE BUT WHEN I WENT TO THE CAREERS ADVISER AND TOLD HER SHE MISHEARD AND SENT ME TO THE WRONG JOB SO EVEN THOUGH I WANTED TO BE A PIRATE I ENDED UP FLYING 747S THANKS
THIS IS SO GAY NEARLY AS GAY AS WHEN I WAS GOING SWIMMING AND WAS GETTING CHANGED AND PULLED MY PANTS DOWN BUT THE GUY BEHIND ME DID THE SAME AND OUR BUMS TOUCHED AND DID LIKE A BUM KISS AND WE WERE LIKE OMG THAT WAS A REALLY GAY THING TO HAPPEN THANKS
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
THIS IS SO GAY NEARLY AS GAY AS WHEN I WAS GOING SWIMMING AND WAS GETTING CHANGED AND PULLED MY PANTS DOWN BUT THE GUY BEHIND ME DID THE SAME AND OUR BUMS TOUCHED AND DID LIKE A BUM KISS AND WE WERE LIKE OMG THAT WAS A REALLY GAY THING TO HAPPEN THANKS
THE MOON: *EXISTS*
PEOPLE: "AH YES THAT MAKES SENSE"
PEOPLE: "AH YES THAT MAKES SENSE"
November 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
THE MOON: *EXISTS*
PEOPLE: "AH YES THAT MAKES SENSE"
PEOPLE: "AH YES THAT MAKES SENSE"
NECROPHILIA STRIKES AGAIN
#SEXWITHDEADPEOPLE
#SEXWITHDEADPEOPLE
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
NECROPHILIA STRIKES AGAIN
#SEXWITHDEADPEOPLE
#SEXWITHDEADPEOPLE
HOW COULD YOU FOR HE IS CUTE AND BY THE LOOK IN HIS EYES THIRSTY FOR MOTHERS MILK QUICK ANY LACTATING LADIES AROUND MIGHT WANT TO COME AND SEE THIS GUY FOR HE IS HUNGRY FOR MILK HOW CAN YOU DENY HIM JUST LOOK AT HIM HEARTLESS LACTATING WOMAN IF YOU REFUSE TO GIVE HIM MILK YOU ARE TRANSPHOBIC THANKS
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
HOW COULD YOU FOR HE IS CUTE AND BY THE LOOK IN HIS EYES THIRSTY FOR MOTHERS MILK QUICK ANY LACTATING LADIES AROUND MIGHT WANT TO COME AND SEE THIS GUY FOR HE IS HUNGRY FOR MILK HOW CAN YOU DENY HIM JUST LOOK AT HIM HEARTLESS LACTATING WOMAN IF YOU REFUSE TO GIVE HIM MILK YOU ARE TRANSPHOBIC THANKS
AFTER THAT THEY GOT DIABETES THEN DIED OF DIABETES THANKS
November 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
AFTER THAT THEY GOT DIABETES THEN DIED OF DIABETES THANKS
YOU KNOW AS AN ADULT YOU CAN HAVE THEM WHENEVER YOU WANT TO OMG THANKS
November 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
YOU KNOW AS AN ADULT YOU CAN HAVE THEM WHENEVER YOU WANT TO OMG THANKS
THEN AFTER THAT AND THEN THEY WENT OFF TO GET DIABETES AND THEN THEY GOT DIABETES AND THEN THEY SAID OH MY GOD WE HAVE DIABETES SO THEN THEY WENT TO DOCTOR WHO SAID TO THEM SORRY BUT YOU HAVE TO DIE OF DIABETES AND THEN THEY WERE LIKE OMG WE HAVE TO DIE OF DIABETES THEN THEY DIED OF DIABETES THANKS
November 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
THEN AFTER THAT AND THEN THEY WENT OFF TO GET DIABETES AND THEN THEY GOT DIABETES AND THEN THEY SAID OH MY GOD WE HAVE DIABETES SO THEN THEY WENT TO DOCTOR WHO SAID TO THEM SORRY BUT YOU HAVE TO DIE OF DIABETES AND THEN THEY WERE LIKE OMG WE HAVE TO DIE OF DIABETES THEN THEY DIED OF DIABETES THANKS
THIS SPEAKS FOR ME THANKS
November 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
THIS SPEAKS FOR ME THANKS
HOW ABOUT A NICE CURRY AT THE PREMIER INN?
November 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
HOW ABOUT A NICE CURRY AT THE PREMIER INN?
ONLY IF YOU ARE COOL WITH TERRIFYING QUANTITIES OF VERBAL ABUSE AND BAD LANGAUGE THANKS
October 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
ONLY IF YOU ARE COOL WITH TERRIFYING QUANTITIES OF VERBAL ABUSE AND BAD LANGAUGE THANKS
I TOO AM OFTEN INSTRUCTED TO COMMIT ANATOMICAL IMPOSSIBILITIES WHICH IS FUNNY BECAUSE OF THEIR FACES WHEN I JUST ABOUT MANAGE IT THANKS
October 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I TOO AM OFTEN INSTRUCTED TO COMMIT ANATOMICAL IMPOSSIBILITIES WHICH IS FUNNY BECAUSE OF THEIR FACES WHEN I JUST ABOUT MANAGE IT THANKS
I'M A PAID ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST SPECIALISING IN THE FIELD OF THE UNETHICAL TREATMENT AND FORCED LABOUR OF MARINE ANIMALS WITH A FOCUS ON EELS THANKS
October 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I'M A PAID ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST SPECIALISING IN THE FIELD OF THE UNETHICAL TREATMENT AND FORCED LABOUR OF MARINE ANIMALS WITH A FOCUS ON EELS THANKS
YOU KNOW WHAT I TRIED THAT BUT I COULD ONLY GET UP TO ABOUT 782MPH BY BEING NICE AND KIND AND SUPPORTIVE BUT I FOUND THAT SWEARING AT THEM ANGRILY ALLOWED ME TO ACHIEVE SPEEDS OF UP TO 1236MPH WHICH IS IMPORTANT TO ME BECAUSE THE JOB I DO MEANS I HAVE TO GET AROUND FAST SO IT IS NECESSARY THANKS
October 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
YOU KNOW WHAT I TRIED THAT BUT I COULD ONLY GET UP TO ABOUT 782MPH BY BEING NICE AND KIND AND SUPPORTIVE BUT I FOUND THAT SWEARING AT THEM ANGRILY ALLOWED ME TO ACHIEVE SPEEDS OF UP TO 1236MPH WHICH IS IMPORTANT TO ME BECAUSE THE JOB I DO MEANS I HAVE TO GET AROUND FAST SO IT IS NECESSARY THANKS
NEVER A SENSIBLE VOICE IS THERE? THANKS
October 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
NEVER A SENSIBLE VOICE IS THERE? THANKS