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Jason Rashaad
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Researcher, Speaker, Instructor, First out the Limo

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I take pictures like this because I like to imagine people watching from outside CONUS, mouths agape with horror, counting their blessings and national investments in education and a social safety net. Kudos to all of you: Please send help.
A recession indicator in two parts: The first: $13 frozen pizza. A recession indicator in two parts: The second, a warning (presumably a theft deterrent) about store surveillance in the $13 frozen pizza section.
December 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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It was this Wawa and I feel this is important information for the record and anyone in U City selecting a Wawa: Chestnut Street is up. Booo Market Street Wawa. Booo.
I walked a whole three extra blocks to go to this Wawa. I regret nothing. Well that isn't entirely true: I have regrets, sure. Related to Wawa? Not yet. Not a one. That says something.
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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I walked past a Wawa to get to a better Wawa and now I have come here to the most Philly-coded of all the platforms to share my enthusiasm.

...oh "Go Birds" or whatever. Also.
A veritable cornucopia of mid-Atlantic delights. Wawa: There's another one up the block. Editor's note: Not actually the Wawa slogan. It should be though.
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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BlueSky giving me these two posts back to back is the best thing that's happened to me today.
Irony in post form.
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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This reminds me to talk about my dissertation here and not on Threads because shit like this isn't great for my mental health ijs www.threads.com/@jasonrashaa...
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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My prayer for you this holiday season, Beloved: May you know the joy I felt in discovering $60 I had hidden from myself in a disused bottle of Viagra.

Amen.
We must be thankful for all blessings, Beloved, and recognize them when they are found. Picture contains I shit you not three crisp twenty dollar bills rolled neatly in a prescription bottle of probably expired dick pills. Probably expired in that the holder of said bottle has not been laid in a year and properly in longer than that. There's other stuff in the picture but that's the focal point plus if you're reading this far either your software or your eyes can work out the rest. ~ Jason Rashaad
November 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I bet the answer is "racism."

Ah ha.
Later, in 2021, after agents aggressively responded to Haitian migrants crossing the border near Del Rio, Texas—including a now-infamous image of an agent on horseback appearing to strike a migrant with his reins—a 511-page federal investigation concluded that while agents had not struck migrants, there were “failures at multiple levels,” including inappropriate language and lack of supervision. In response, Judd said the investigation was flawed because Biden administration officials had spoken out against the abuse. “Those investigators have no choice but to find wrongdoing,” he told NPR. (source: Mother Jones) As the Trump administration’s crackdown on immigrants ramped up, an embarrassing scandal put the agency and the union on the defensive. When ProPublica reported in 2019 that agents were posting racist and sexually offensive comments to a secret Facebook group, Judd minimized the story by saying “it was a very small number of people” and “those individuals must be held accountable.” (In the end, most of the agents involved received only light penalties and were allowed to remain in their posts, according to a congressional investigation.) (source: Mother Jones)
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Yo, at least tomorrow is a Federal holiday though, right?

Hey, what's this one for again?

Ohhhh yeah. Huh.
New York Times front page, November 11th, 1918. By Charles Ransom Miller - The New York Times;Version 3 downloaded from https://newspaperarchive.com/new-york-times-nov-11-1918-p-1/, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=38072749
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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My last job I was told that I needed to have all of my emails to the customer "reviewed" because there were concerns about my "ability to communicate."

I don't know what made me think of that.

www.rawstory.com/trump-thanks...
The President of the United States is a moron. An absolute moron.
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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I just had a conversation about balancing security with usability. Huh.

www.unionesarda.it/en/world/lou...
A "weak" password could become one of the symbols of the Louvre's security flaws. According to 2014 documents obtained by Libération, accessing the museum's video surveillance server required typing the all-too-obvious word: LOUVRE . And, back in the day, a report from the National Cybersecurity Agency warned ten years ago that "whoever controls the Louvre's network can facilitate the theft of artworks." Now, after the sensational heist worth nearly €90 million , Paris prosecutor Laure Beccuau speculates that the culprits aren't criminal masterminds, but rather simple thieves, perhaps without any internal accomplices. Culture Minister Rachida Dati also acknowledged the serious shortcomings, speaking of "a chronic and structural underestimation of the risk of theft." ~ L'Union Sarde - https://www.unionesarda.it/en/world/louvre-robbery-security-flaws-the-obviously-password-was-quot-louvrequot-ft1kkp6c?amp=1&ICID=ref_fark
November 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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A can of no salt black beans is $3 vice $.89 for "regular" 400mg per serving "enjoy dialysis, poor" beans.

Sorry just chiming in because this was my internal monologue all of yesterday. The chips were my "luxury purchase."
Grocery haul for some broke ass dude idk. $4 for Greek Yogurt "you could have bought a forty, homie"
November 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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"Perfidy" is such a great word.
Wikipedia definition of "Perfidy" "In the context of war, perfidy is a form of deceptive tactic where one side pretends to act in good faith, such as signaling a truce, but does so with the deliberate intention of breaking that promise. The goal is to trick the enemy into lowering its guard, such as stepping out of cover to accept a supposed surrender, only to exploit its vulnerability. Perfidy constitutes a breach of the laws of war and so is a war crime, as it degrades the protections and mutual restraints developed in the interest of all parties, combatants and civilians." Sauce: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfidy
November 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Happy birthday, Jason Rashaad.
"Birthday Cake" flavor cookies and a "Happy Birthday" note from the good people at the TownePlace Suites by Marriott. Where you're family. Obviously.
November 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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That's fucking stupid.

I look away for twenty years, look back and you people have gotten capitalism all over everything.
(response to a question generated from Claude) Actually, both UPS and USPS use dimensional weight now. UPS uses dimensional weight (Length × Width × Height ÷ 139) for bulky but lightweight luggage Luggage To Ship
October 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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New ICE recruits not super familiar with the 4th Amendment: Bug or feature?*
* It's a feature. Picture highlights an excerpt from linked article detailing "The academic requirement..." with reference to ICE recruits inability to pass a written exam.
October 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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It's fun watching this knowing this is a person with Hollaback Girl on a playlist called "Galentines"

I don't have a larger point just sharing carry on

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October 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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It's in full on the site: www.chicagotribune.com/2025/09/19/t...
Front page of the Chicago Tribute featuring photograph taken by Stacey Wescott titled "Curtis Evans, of Evanston, carries a U.S. flag through gas deployed by federal officers as they clear protesters from the entrance of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility in Broadview on Sept. 19, 2025. Evans said he was a Marine during President Ronald Reagan’s term. (Stacey Wescott/Chicago Tribune)"
September 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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I hate that replies are limited because Deflation of the Fascists is such a fire band name @prisonculture.bsky.social
September 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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What are you suggesting, BlueSky algorithm?
Back to back posts of big back nonsense.
August 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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I don't have a comment I just want to thank you for this and I will not rest until I find some excuse to use it in casual conversation. "In what sorts of casual conversation would one use such a term?" the very best kinds I would imagine.
Definition of "butcher's apron" as (chiefly Ireland, derogatory) The Union Jack, as a symbol of oppressive British nationalism.
August 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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I like that the counter-argument is "right but I want to fuck Sydney Sweeney real real bad so this is fine"

Meanwhile actual Nazis are all "right on!"
Headline banner from tabloid magazine "The U.S. Sun" titled "ZIP IT, WOKIES" and a bunch of folderol about woke advertising and liberals and blah blah blah
July 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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I just like this and want to put it somewhere to remind myself not to be such a fucking bummer all the time.
July 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Friendly reminder: He is 39.
DuckDuckGo search showing Stephen Miller as spat forth onto this plane August 23, 1985.
July 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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This story needs a Calvin "NO GIRLS ALLOWED" sign.
Calvin and Hobbes comic strip. Calvin won't let Susie up in the treehouse as girls are not allowed. Susie wasn't interested in the first place, leaving Calvin pensive.
July 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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This article is much more horrifying than I planned on it being. I do not understand how you humans manage to collide long enough to make other humans.

And this? Is HILARIOUS.
Text from Washingtonpost.com -- If AI suggestions have a cooling effect on some dating app conversations, that’s not always a bad thing, according to Yoel Roth, Match Group’s head of trust and safety. Match uses AI to read users’ messages and prompt them if they’re about to send something potentially offensive, abusive or weird. Senders are asked, “Are you sure?” and given an opportunity to rephrase their message. About 20 percent of people who get this prompt choose not to send the original chat, Roth said onstage at an AI conference in June. Recipients might also get a “Does this bother you?” prompt if Match’s AI perceives a message to be potentially harmful, Roth said.
July 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM