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@whatever.mom
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mid-ranked A-rundler in learnedleague with good stats on things i hate and bad stats on things i like. often i would prefer not to
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bad soyjack meme format but it's about Asterix and Obelix Asterix: NOOO OBELIX! YOU CAN'T BEAT THE ENTIRE ROMAN ARMY BY YOURSELF! LEAVE SOMETHING FOR OUR FRIENDS! Obelix: HAHAHA THOSE ROMANS ARE CRAZY (Paf! Clang! Bong!)
January 28, 2026 at 1:14 AM
whatever.mom
the gift of prophecy
tweet from legendary fart huffer yishan wong, posted jan 22 2026 I asked the four major Als to sort themselves into the four Harry Potter houses. ChatGPT, Gemini, and Grok all agreed on the following: OpenAl: Gryffindor Gemini: Ravenclaw Grok: Slytherin Claude: Hufflepuff
January 22, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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i'll just be a second babe i'm unlocking claude zalgo mode
a screenshot of claude code except a terminal encoding error of some kind has replaced most of the text with ASCII block drawing characters, producing a runic and ominous effect
January 22, 2026 at 12:54 AM
whatever.mom
the hell you say
From Software development fruff @fluffiest64.bsky.social • 14m voxeldeev.github.io/voxbox/websi... VoxBox VoxBox is a mod of BeepBox that aims to combine every other beepmod into one.
January 12, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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Belshazzar's Feast by Rembrandt where the royal court is terrified and astonished by God's writing on the wall except instead of "MENE MENE TEKEL UPHARSIN" (but in the weird fake Hebrew Rembrandt used) it says "while odo was stuck as a solid for a year he probably thought his cumshots were baby changelings"
January 12, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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The linked video is a statement by federal reserve chairman Jerome Powell that the Trump administration is trying to blackmail or extort him to lower interest rates. What's funny is that this doesn't mean Jerome Powell is on our side, it means that he's mad at Trump for pursuing naked capitalism in such a way that it's too easy for him to get caught and to ovisible what they are doing to us. Thusly, I compare it to the image that this alt text is for, which is a screenshot of the breaking bad scene where Mike says to Walt "it was perfect but no you just had to blow it up you and your pride and your ego.".
January 12, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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one of the more wretched tpot heterodoxers posted this the other day as part of a rumination on the not-as-fun "woke right" prudishness of late 2025 and i just had to assume bait. that's someone with a fetish for getting gloated at to remind him that Left Bad so Stop Wrongthinking
post from @avidseries responding to a screenshot from @gmiller. the @gmiller tweet: Conservatives in 2016: 'Haha, we are finally winning because the Left failed to denounce their most radical lunatic fringe, and actually embraced their toxic delusions as the Democratic Platform. Too many conservatives in 2025: 'We must never denounce the radical lunatic fringe of our party; indeed, we must embrace their toxic delusions as our new dogma'. and the @avidseries quote: Almost everything | saw on the woke left that I hated — the lemming-like groupthink, the embrace and promotion of weird conspiracies, the endless waxing and waning and birthing and rebirthing of moral panics, the tolerance for and ... (reader his response is a giant rant that goes on forever) ...the pathetic and embarrassing cope and rationalizations, the open and unapologetic and explicit contempt for democracy, the hypocrisy and on and on — I now see on the antiwoke right. another qt of the @avidseriea rant by @xwanyex I think this is basically undeniable. And it's probably for the best that it was revealed to us so quickly after the political tides turned. Many of the things I associated with wokeness are pretty clearly universal human dynamics, in retrospect.
January 3, 2026 at 2:29 AM
whatever.mom
just think, for 1/100th the price, you could have a CHAOS pen by Montegrappa ✖️ Sylvester Stallone

youtu.be/p4XpwLHPlhw
it's hard to describe this but it appears to be some sort of billboard as would be posted in an airport jewelry store. Sylvester Stallone is posing with a fountain pen made of skulls that looks like it should be in a glass case next to a dragon bong at a vape shop
December 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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for instance:
plot twist: kibblesmith is also a novemberie. he's cool though, good poster wesley snipes crying with a gun. he doesn't want to do it, but rules are rules
December 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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a closeup of the "Joined Nov '24" label on Trent Pepper's account. The crop also includes the first two words of his reply, "Cool, another", which I must say wryly echoes my thoughts.
December 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
whatever.mom
The "Lich" card from the original 1994 Magic: The Gathering. The card art is a decayed undead wizard screaming in pain while casting a green ball of energy. The body text is: Lich Enchantment You lose all life. If you gain life later in the game, instead draw one card from your library for each life. For each point of damage you suffer, you must destroy one of your cards in play. Creatures destroyed in this way cannot be regenerated. You lose if this enchantment is destroyed or if you suffer a point of damage without sending a card to the graveyard.
December 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
whatever.mom
really
an etch-a-sketch. get it
December 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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that'll do, pig
crop of the most popular porn searches by boomers with "Babe" circled
December 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Screenshot of the moment from the Look Around You tv show where the narrator says "What are birds? We just don't know." It's a picture of a blackbird with a large Helvetica question mark over it. Priceless
December 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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actually nm i think this guy rips
Subhead He's also a member of a 21-piece zombie-monster-themed New Orleans-style brass band. Keith Ruckus, the aforedescribed jewish sex positive santa claus, making shhh face in buff colored rancher boots
December 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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i would prefer not to
Screenshot of a headline in the "Lifestyle" section: Meet Austin's Jewish-raised, sex-positive bingo playing Santa Claus
December 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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somepony that i used to know
December 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
whatever.mom
Damn what happened between January 2 and February 10???
Excerpt from the document linked by OP with a "Timeline of this case", with events on December 14, 2020, January 20,2021, and February 10, 2021. It does not seem to be confined to the dates of filings, so it seems to be missing a relevant date. A date between January 2 and February 10. A date which might be probative about Trump's intentions.
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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turns out the jury duty online form just had a nice convenient box for "don't pick me"
cropped screencap of an online form question "Are you of sound mind and good moral character?" with options for Yes and No. Yes is selected by default
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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he's on his 112th prototype for an exploding venezuela but he just can't get the little ballsack part on the bottom to blow up all the way
map of venezuela with its southern portion circled (it resembles a ballsack almost not at all)
November 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
whatever.mom
Alien: Earth (2025)
deranged political cartoon depicting a rotting apple (labeled 'NYC') with the menacing, dusky face of zohran "trans sharia" mamdani on it. five worms (well, snakes, it looks like?) burst out from all sides, labeled things like "TAX THE RICH" and "DEFUND POLICE", "CITY-OWNED GROCERIES", and "GLOBAL INTIFADA". that latter one has a little turban on the snake's head! anyway the whole effect is a little like the tentacle eyeball alien from Alien:Earth, that's all. alt text was 99% of the effort of the post and i regret nothing
November 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
whatever.mom
clod opus thought is spreading
screenshot of the headline of the linked article, "Maybe Don't Talk To The New York Times About Zohran Mamdani". the subhead says "THE FORMER CHAIR OF AFRICANA STUDIES AT BOWDOIN COLLEGE WOULD PREFER NOT TO". "WOULD PREFER NOT TO" is highlighted, by me, to emphasize that my long-proselytized practice of bartlebymaxxing is gaining general adoption
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
whatever.mom
it's time to play, web service infra documentation? or mario kart tutorial?
screenshot of an article headline: "Use the Prometheus sidecar for Cloud Run"
November 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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i would prefer not to
Screenshot of a news article in the "Wellness" section of an unnamed site Meet the Nutmaxxers Obsessed With Shooting Bigger Loads Both porn and a growing interest in self- optimization are leading men on a quest for [screenshot cut off]
October 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM