Martin
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Martin
@whatever.nz
Hello you
April 29, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly.
April 29, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I’d like to say that there is no way tomorrow at work could be worse than today

However I’m concerned someone might take that as a challenge…
October 2, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Just saw my first Cyber Truck in the wild.

It’s even uglier in person.
August 7, 2024 at 2:41 AM
So my mom has been pulling old photos and scanning them for posterity - here’s one semi proving I once knew how to smile 😀
March 17, 2024 at 9:53 PM
“Work From Office”. Or as it’s better known come into the office to sit at a hotdesk all day on Teams calls with people who are all working from home or sitting in other cities/countries

FFS.
March 17, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Yes. Those are my cats.

No. That is not my roof.
October 12, 2023 at 3:12 AM