Whatever Youplease
@whateveryouplease.bsky.social
My original profile was becoming too NSFW so I've created a new one to celebrate all my kinks and fetishes. My pornhub, if you like.
I am old, but not that old. Also introverted and horny.
Not a bot. Not a politician. Just a typical leftie humanitarian.
I am old, but not that old. Also introverted and horny.
Not a bot. Not a politician. Just a typical leftie humanitarian.
"And if you don't like my principles, I have others."
February 12, 2026 at 10:42 PM
"And if you don't like my principles, I have others."
I'll be in my bunk.
February 10, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I'll be in my bunk.
If Jesus returned today, ICE would shoot him.
February 10, 2026 at 11:18 PM
If Jesus returned today, ICE would shoot him.
You're clearly squatting in all the wrong places.
February 10, 2026 at 11:16 PM
You're clearly squatting in all the wrong places.
Or the cleaner at the Swiss embassy.
February 10, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Or the cleaner at the Swiss embassy.
Fiddlers Dram went there for a day and had a lovely time. Guess it's just "racists, transphobes and homophobes" that have a problem.
February 10, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Fiddlers Dram went there for a day and had a lovely time. Guess it's just "racists, transphobes and homophobes" that have a problem.
You're a dentist? ;)
February 8, 2026 at 1:31 PM
You're a dentist? ;)
Yes. Yes, you can.
February 6, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Yes. Yes, you can.
# Everybody wants to be a cat...
February 6, 2026 at 9:18 AM
# Everybody wants to be a cat...
£212.80. So an average of about 12 people per showing. Wow. So much winning.
February 2, 2026 at 5:55 PM
£212.80. So an average of about 12 people per showing. Wow. So much winning.
Oh please. You're nothing like Katie Hopkins.
January 30, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Oh please. You're nothing like Katie Hopkins.
I had that in Athens. They were nicking my holiday money from my rucksack.
January 16, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I had that in Athens. They were nicking my holiday money from my rucksack.
Move to Scotland.
January 7, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Move to Scotland.
Anything you want.
January 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Anything you want.
Haggis stuffing will do that.
December 30, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Haggis stuffing will do that.
Warming hug?
December 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Warming hug?
*waves* Hi, to both of you. :)
December 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
*waves* Hi, to both of you. :)
Golden arches, no doubt,
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Golden arches, no doubt,
Are you a McDonald? Cos that looks like a quarter pounder.
November 30, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Are you a McDonald? Cos that looks like a quarter pounder.
I admire your patience. I've been on 3 cups of coffee each morning for weeks.
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I admire your patience. I've been on 3 cups of coffee each morning for weeks.