What Fresh Hell is This Now?
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Internal Medicine/Peds Physician, LGBTQ+ parent and ally. All views expressed are mine. 🚫 DMs
“When has destroyed what he thinks he owns I hope no other creature cries over his bones” - Elvis Costello
“When has destroyed what he thinks he owns I hope no other creature cries over his bones” - Elvis Costello
$136 for premium with fewer ads
Want to go ad free? If you have to ask, you can’t afford it
Want to go ad free? If you have to ask, you can’t afford it
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
$136 for premium with fewer ads
Want to go ad free? If you have to ask, you can’t afford it
Want to go ad free? If you have to ask, you can’t afford it
Twenty cents for toast and coffee???
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Twenty cents for toast and coffee???
December 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Milque meet toast
December 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Milque meet toast
Riveting!
I laughed, I cried. I wondered if my wife is related to you distantly (I once had to do all the cooking and cleaning for Thanksgiving at our home because she had an infected hand wound from a parrot)
I laughed, I cried. I wondered if my wife is related to you distantly (I once had to do all the cooking and cleaning for Thanksgiving at our home because she had an infected hand wound from a parrot)
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Riveting!
I laughed, I cried. I wondered if my wife is related to you distantly (I once had to do all the cooking and cleaning for Thanksgiving at our home because she had an infected hand wound from a parrot)
I laughed, I cried. I wondered if my wife is related to you distantly (I once had to do all the cooking and cleaning for Thanksgiving at our home because she had an infected hand wound from a parrot)
Responding to faculty meeting invites
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Responding to faculty meeting invites
Tailoring is for cucks
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Tailoring is for cucks
Don’t get them wet
Never feed them after midnight
Never feed them after midnight
December 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Don’t get them wet
Never feed them after midnight
Never feed them after midnight
Give me the all you can eat Catfish and Hush puppies, hold the catfish
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Give me the all you can eat Catfish and Hush puppies, hold the catfish
Excuse me Miss?
There’s a giant gorilla hair in my tea
There’s a giant gorilla hair in my tea
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Excuse me Miss?
There’s a giant gorilla hair in my tea
There’s a giant gorilla hair in my tea
Emla cream also helps
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Emla cream also helps
Not to nitpick but it’s impossible for Kelly to be Trump’s rival in 2028, since Trump cannot run again
Let’s not normalize that idea at all
Let’s not normalize that idea at all
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Not to nitpick but it’s impossible for Kelly to be Trump’s rival in 2028, since Trump cannot run again
Let’s not normalize that idea at all
Let’s not normalize that idea at all
Decorated the tree on Saturday, second song on wife’s random Alexa playlist was Last Christmas
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December 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Decorated the tree on Saturday, second song on wife’s random Alexa playlist was Last Christmas
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He’s from Chicago
two men giving a thumbs up with the words we 're on a mission from god behind them
Alt: The Blues Brothers “we 're on a mission from god behind them”
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
He’s from Chicago
The welsh dropped all the vowels from the language and gave them to the Scots
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The welsh dropped all the vowels from the language and gave them to the Scots
Not enough points for a slap bracelet?
December 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Not enough points for a slap bracelet?
It’s been done
November 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It’s been done
I’ve found that Buying blue jeans that don’t pinch can be a problem
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I’ve found that Buying blue jeans that don’t pinch can be a problem