Definitely a Human
@whatisaheather.bsky.social
Musician. Friend of fuzzy creatures. Respecter of all peoples. Lover of life, no matter how bad it gets. ❤️
Although it has been heartwarming to have all of my favorite regulars be so freaking thrilled for me
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February 12, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Although it has been heartwarming to have all of my favorite regulars be so freaking thrilled for me
Day 3 of my management & already having to cover for a call in - this girl has a HISTORY of taking extra shifts then mysteriously getting ill and unable to work them, but being fine the following day (“because I got antibiotics”).
That’s… not a thing.
oh brother what did I sign up for.
That’s… not a thing.
oh brother what did I sign up for.
February 12, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Day 3 of my management & already having to cover for a call in - this girl has a HISTORY of taking extra shifts then mysteriously getting ill and unable to work them, but being fine the following day (“because I got antibiotics”).
That’s… not a thing.
oh brother what did I sign up for.
That’s… not a thing.
oh brother what did I sign up for.
Shrinking’s titles S.L.A.P. dude.
February 10, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Shrinking’s titles S.L.A.P. dude.
Every time i hear Florence Welch start to sing i get such a gut feeling of peace and excitement and thrill… it’s great.
February 10, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Every time i hear Florence Welch start to sing i get such a gut feeling of peace and excitement and thrill… it’s great.
First day above 40 and, shockingly, im not the only one who thought to wash my car!
February 7, 2026 at 9:16 PM
First day above 40 and, shockingly, im not the only one who thought to wash my car!
80% of conversations with my dad start with:
I don’t know if mom told you but..
I don’t know if mom told you but..
February 7, 2026 at 3:06 AM
80% of conversations with my dad start with:
I don’t know if mom told you but..
I don’t know if mom told you but..
I usually nap on my days off, then go to bed super late. Today, knowing I have an early shift tomorrow, I fought my exhaustion and stayed awake all day, hoping I’d be asleep by 8 or 9.
Come 10p I am now wide awake and no longer the tiniest bit tired 😠
Come 10p I am now wide awake and no longer the tiniest bit tired 😠
February 6, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I usually nap on my days off, then go to bed super late. Today, knowing I have an early shift tomorrow, I fought my exhaustion and stayed awake all day, hoping I’d be asleep by 8 or 9.
Come 10p I am now wide awake and no longer the tiniest bit tired 😠
Come 10p I am now wide awake and no longer the tiniest bit tired 😠
Got a promotion! 🤗
after hearing and witnessing first hand all the shit the last person in the position went through. 😒
🤞
after hearing and witnessing first hand all the shit the last person in the position went through. 😒
🤞
January 29, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Got a promotion! 🤗
after hearing and witnessing first hand all the shit the last person in the position went through. 😒
🤞
after hearing and witnessing first hand all the shit the last person in the position went through. 😒
🤞
Well it happened. I finally broke down. My anger and outrage has given way to a flood of terror and overwhelming grief. I am alone in my room, lying in a pool of tears sobbing.
This is inhumane brutality.
What can we do?
When will it end?
How do we stop it?
We are not ok.
This is inhumane brutality.
What can we do?
When will it end?
How do we stop it?
We are not ok.
January 25, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Well it happened. I finally broke down. My anger and outrage has given way to a flood of terror and overwhelming grief. I am alone in my room, lying in a pool of tears sobbing.
This is inhumane brutality.
What can we do?
When will it end?
How do we stop it?
We are not ok.
This is inhumane brutality.
What can we do?
When will it end?
How do we stop it?
We are not ok.
I have the worst track record when it comes to #NoSuchThingAsAFish event timing. A few years ago I bought livestream tickets and missed the entire show because I miscalculated the time difference.
This time I got the date wrong.
Imagine being such a nerd that you show up for a quiz 2 days early.
This time I got the date wrong.
Imagine being such a nerd that you show up for a quiz 2 days early.
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January 21, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I have the worst track record when it comes to #NoSuchThingAsAFish event timing. A few years ago I bought livestream tickets and missed the entire show because I miscalculated the time difference.
This time I got the date wrong.
Imagine being such a nerd that you show up for a quiz 2 days early.
This time I got the date wrong.
Imagine being such a nerd that you show up for a quiz 2 days early.
People don’t realize how quickly oppression becomes minimized, normalized and then accepted.
It doesn’t matter whether it starts with a bang or a whisper, the utter disbelief leads directly to lack of accountability and feeds the beast.
Before you know it, extremism.. doesn’t seem so extreme.
It doesn’t matter whether it starts with a bang or a whisper, the utter disbelief leads directly to lack of accountability and feeds the beast.
Before you know it, extremism.. doesn’t seem so extreme.
January 20, 2026 at 7:37 PM
People don’t realize how quickly oppression becomes minimized, normalized and then accepted.
It doesn’t matter whether it starts with a bang or a whisper, the utter disbelief leads directly to lack of accountability and feeds the beast.
Before you know it, extremism.. doesn’t seem so extreme.
It doesn’t matter whether it starts with a bang or a whisper, the utter disbelief leads directly to lack of accountability and feeds the beast.
Before you know it, extremism.. doesn’t seem so extreme.
I should probably like… get off my phone and get ready for work and stuff.
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January 20, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I should probably like… get off my phone and get ready for work and stuff.
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The fun thing about being a good listener and a genuinely moral person is that sometimes people who probably SHOULDN’T be venting to you, still do…. and you end up still at work at 1am finding out all sorts of hot goss and hearing controversial stories about your manager 😳
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January 20, 2026 at 7:20 PM
The fun thing about being a good listener and a genuinely moral person is that sometimes people who probably SHOULDN’T be venting to you, still do…. and you end up still at work at 1am finding out all sorts of hot goss and hearing controversial stories about your manager 😳
10 minutes into Ponies and I already forgot Emilia Clarke has an English accent.
January 16, 2026 at 1:28 AM
10 minutes into Ponies and I already forgot Emilia Clarke has an English accent.
This time of night my favorite game to play with guests is “I didn’t yawn, YOU yawned.”
December 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This time of night my favorite game to play with guests is “I didn’t yawn, YOU yawned.”
Hey Pro tip. If you’re staying at a hotel, feel free to order yourself a DoorDash or UberEats. But for the love of God, give them your room #, or ASK the front desk agent before you just instruct the driver to leave it there.
We don’t want to smell your food, or wipe up after an oily ass bag.
We don’t want to smell your food, or wipe up after an oily ass bag.
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Hey Pro tip. If you’re staying at a hotel, feel free to order yourself a DoorDash or UberEats. But for the love of God, give them your room #, or ASK the front desk agent before you just instruct the driver to leave it there.
We don’t want to smell your food, or wipe up after an oily ass bag.
We don’t want to smell your food, or wipe up after an oily ass bag.
Coworker: ok I’m leaving, gotta go to my other work.
Me: alrighty I’ll see you tomorrow
Her: ok, be safe. Dont talk to strangers.
Me: I kinda have to it’s 110% of my job. But I will be suspicious and wary of them.
Her: ok and tell them there are cameras and I am watching. byyyeee.
Me: alrighty I’ll see you tomorrow
Her: ok, be safe. Dont talk to strangers.
Me: I kinda have to it’s 110% of my job. But I will be suspicious and wary of them.
Her: ok and tell them there are cameras and I am watching. byyyeee.
December 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Coworker: ok I’m leaving, gotta go to my other work.
Me: alrighty I’ll see you tomorrow
Her: ok, be safe. Dont talk to strangers.
Me: I kinda have to it’s 110% of my job. But I will be suspicious and wary of them.
Her: ok and tell them there are cameras and I am watching. byyyeee.
Me: alrighty I’ll see you tomorrow
Her: ok, be safe. Dont talk to strangers.
Me: I kinda have to it’s 110% of my job. But I will be suspicious and wary of them.
Her: ok and tell them there are cameras and I am watching. byyyeee.
Fun story, I often listen to Fish as I fall asleep, and I play it slowed down, so the music doesn’t jolt me awake. It also makes them sound significantly more drunk, which delights me.
Today I turned it on and it had defaulted back to standard speed and they sounded like crackheads. It was great.
Today I turned it on and it had defaulted back to standard speed and they sounded like crackheads. It was great.
December 20, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Fun story, I often listen to Fish as I fall asleep, and I play it slowed down, so the music doesn’t jolt me awake. It also makes them sound significantly more drunk, which delights me.
Today I turned it on and it had defaulted back to standard speed and they sounded like crackheads. It was great.
Today I turned it on and it had defaulted back to standard speed and they sounded like crackheads. It was great.
so a few months back I had a guest that runs a Lush store. He was so kind and we had such a great convo about Korean chicken, he asked what my preferred scent profile was because he wanted to bring me some samples as a thank you.
December 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
so a few months back I had a guest that runs a Lush store. He was so kind and we had such a great convo about Korean chicken, he asked what my preferred scent profile was because he wanted to bring me some samples as a thank you.
Just when things feel hopeless at work, and everything is going so quickly downhill, a guest drops by with a Christmas card just for me.
The only reason I like this stupid job. Getting to meet kind people like him.
The only reason I like this stupid job. Getting to meet kind people like him.
December 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Just when things feel hopeless at work, and everything is going so quickly downhill, a guest drops by with a Christmas card just for me.
The only reason I like this stupid job. Getting to meet kind people like him.
The only reason I like this stupid job. Getting to meet kind people like him.
The Daily Show 2025 rundown feels like watching a fan podcast speculating on the next character death or villainous arc in a dystopian fantasy tv show.
I guess it’s not far off.
RIP America
I guess it’s not far off.
RIP America
December 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The Daily Show 2025 rundown feels like watching a fan podcast speculating on the next character death or villainous arc in a dystopian fantasy tv show.
I guess it’s not far off.
RIP America
I guess it’s not far off.
RIP America
And now I’m sipping that voddy
With not just anybody
With not just anybody
a man in a pink shirt that says las vegas
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December 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
And now I’m sipping that voddy
With not just anybody
With not just anybody
I’ve had enough of No Such Thing.
EVERY week Dan introduces the facts by saying “and in no particular order” yet EVERY week the guest host goes first.. that is, in fact, a very particular order, @schreiberland.bsky.social
When will the gaslighting and manipulation stop?!
#NoSuchThingAsTheTruth
EVERY week Dan introduces the facts by saying “and in no particular order” yet EVERY week the guest host goes first.. that is, in fact, a very particular order, @schreiberland.bsky.social
When will the gaslighting and manipulation stop?!
#NoSuchThingAsTheTruth
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I’ve had enough of No Such Thing.
EVERY week Dan introduces the facts by saying “and in no particular order” yet EVERY week the guest host goes first.. that is, in fact, a very particular order, @schreiberland.bsky.social
When will the gaslighting and manipulation stop?!
#NoSuchThingAsTheTruth
EVERY week Dan introduces the facts by saying “and in no particular order” yet EVERY week the guest host goes first.. that is, in fact, a very particular order, @schreiberland.bsky.social
When will the gaslighting and manipulation stop?!
#NoSuchThingAsTheTruth
We’ve got a group of Brits staying at the hotel and friends… I am thrilled to say, for the first time in my life, I’ve heard a scouser say “chicken”
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
We’ve got a group of Brits staying at the hotel and friends… I am thrilled to say, for the first time in my life, I’ve heard a scouser say “chicken”