Anne Rasmussen
@whatll-i-do.bsky.social
Writer, editor, dreamer, schemer, petter of dogs. Fiction reader/reviewer for inaugural #100smallpress project. Co-fiction editor, Split Lip Magazine. whatll-i-do.com
So many VERY GOOD boys and girls at today's march. This pup was one of my faves 😍
October 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
So many VERY GOOD boys and girls at today's march. This pup was one of my faves 😍
October 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
No kings but plenty of puns at the Portland march. My Dad would have been proud of this pair of otters 😂
October 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
No kings but plenty of puns at the Portland march. My Dad would have been proud of this pair of otters 😂
My office is next to this restaurant but when describing our location to callers I keep saying "behind The Pig and the Pancake" like they're some romantic duo, à la The Owl and the Pussy-Cat.
September 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
My office is next to this restaurant but when describing our location to callers I keep saying "behind The Pig and the Pancake" like they're some romantic duo, à la The Owl and the Pussy-Cat.
I miss you every day, Dad.
June 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I miss you every day, Dad.
The only 2 high agency males who mattered. Others may imitate but no one can touch these guys.
June 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The only 2 high agency males who mattered. Others may imitate but no one can touch these guys.
Happy First Day of Hose Season to all who celebrate.
April 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Happy First Day of Hose Season to all who celebrate.
Absolutely. I took refuge in the Broad last week as well! Great minds, etc.
April 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Absolutely. I took refuge in the Broad last week as well! Great minds, etc.
Let's see you at 21.
I'm in the midst of writing a play about my difficult relationship with my mom for my college thesis, and I may or may not know by now that she will insist on coming to see it.
I'm in the midst of writing a play about my difficult relationship with my mom for my college thesis, and I may or may not know by now that she will insist on coming to see it.
December 16, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Let's see you at 21.
I'm in the midst of writing a play about my difficult relationship with my mom for my college thesis, and I may or may not know by now that she will insist on coming to see it.
I'm in the midst of writing a play about my difficult relationship with my mom for my college thesis, and I may or may not know by now that she will insist on coming to see it.
Hahaha: "Mr. Gaetz made the decision to pull out"
...well played, NYT.
...well played, NYT.
November 21, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Hahaha: "Mr. Gaetz made the decision to pull out"
...well played, NYT.
...well played, NYT.
My mom opted out of an urn for my dad's ashes so I made him a cremains coozie this week using a bunch of his old neckties. A nice way to spend my first Christmas without him.
December 25, 2023 at 9:36 PM
My mom opted out of an urn for my dad's ashes so I made him a cremains coozie this week using a bunch of his old neckties. A nice way to spend my first Christmas without him.
"Tuesday Thursday" is what my dad called this marvelously lascivious gal who lived atop his dresser for as long as I can remember. Peep the barbaric luxury of her dog-headed throne! Teatime never looked so good.
Illustration by Patricia Oberhaus, early 1960's.
Illustration by Patricia Oberhaus, early 1960's.
September 19, 2023 at 11:22 PM
"Tuesday Thursday" is what my dad called this marvelously lascivious gal who lived atop his dresser for as long as I can remember. Peep the barbaric luxury of her dog-headed throne! Teatime never looked so good.
Illustration by Patricia Oberhaus, early 1960's.
Illustration by Patricia Oberhaus, early 1960's.
The only thing more unsettling than the script of Happy Days is the feeling that Samuel Beckett traveled through time and eavesdropped on your quarantined elderly parents during the 2020 lockdown to write it.
September 3, 2023 at 4:59 PM
The only thing more unsettling than the script of Happy Days is the feeling that Samuel Beckett traveled through time and eavesdropped on your quarantined elderly parents during the 2020 lockdown to write it.
My plans for the long weekend:
- think about writing
- think about cleaning
- stick my toes through this ugly crocheted blanket I bought for $10 at a vintage store called Fat Baby
- think about writing
- think about cleaning
- stick my toes through this ugly crocheted blanket I bought for $10 at a vintage store called Fat Baby
September 2, 2023 at 4:46 PM
My plans for the long weekend:
- think about writing
- think about cleaning
- stick my toes through this ugly crocheted blanket I bought for $10 at a vintage store called Fat Baby
- think about writing
- think about cleaning
- stick my toes through this ugly crocheted blanket I bought for $10 at a vintage store called Fat Baby