Hello sharks, I am asking for $1.2 mil for 3% stake in my new app. This app sends an electric current through your body every time you post on social media. Please invets 🙏🏼
July 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Hello sharks, I am asking for $1.2 mil for 3% stake in my new app. This app sends an electric current through your body every time you post on social media. Please invets 🙏🏼
What is the least insulting way to address someone who has been using ChatGPT as a therapist for 2 months
June 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
What is the least insulting way to address someone who has been using ChatGPT as a therapist for 2 months
2025 will be the Sugar Ray-nnaissance
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2025 will be the Sugar Ray-nnaissance
I’ve decided I’m going to keep being insane in my 30s
March 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I’ve decided I’m going to keep being insane in my 30s
There’s been a hilarious turn of events at pool league where now the bartenders and regulars love me
March 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
There’s been a hilarious turn of events at pool league where now the bartenders and regulars love me
Being cool is lame and being lame is cool. Idk what to tell you
March 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Being cool is lame and being lame is cool. Idk what to tell you
Thinking of starting a bath podcast
March 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Thinking of starting a bath podcast
I am having a great time on Facebook.com
March 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I am having a great time on Facebook.com
Would rather **** ****** than go to pool tonight
March 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Would rather **** ****** than go to pool tonight
I’m rebranding (dyeing my hair)
March 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I’m rebranding (dyeing my hair)
My favorite journalist!!!
“The overwhelming majority of so-called ‘antisemitic’ acts that they reference are, in fact, anti-Zionist acts against the State of Israel for the genocide and the senseless killing of innocent men, women and children in Gaza over the last year and a half."
My latest for @kxan.com:
My latest for @kxan.com:
ADL grades UT Austin on ‘antisemitism’; Palestinian student activist responds
The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) released its “Campus Antisemitism Report Card” this week, giving a “B” grade to the University of Texas at Austin while naming a pro-Palesti…
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March 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
My favorite journalist!!!
I feel like I’m gonna need a tender kiss soon
March 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I feel like I’m gonna need a tender kiss soon
Everyone say hello to Taylor Jenkins! He is a very good boy who was running down the street with no collar! So we will be looking for his owners but in the meantime he’s part of the family 💕
March 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Everyone say hello to Taylor Jenkins! He is a very good boy who was running down the street with no collar! So we will be looking for his owners but in the meantime he’s part of the family 💕
A 1-day economic blackout. Yeah this will work
February 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
A 1-day economic blackout. Yeah this will work
What is the true risk of outpizzaing the Hut?
February 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
What is the true risk of outpizzaing the Hut?
is this anything: recipe for successipe
February 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
is this anything: recipe for successipe
We gotta get the voros twins on here
February 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
We gotta get the voros twins on here
Are we allowed to subtweet on here
February 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Are we allowed to subtweet on here
Is this place funny
January 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Is this place funny