What she’s doing right now
@whatshesdoingrn.bsky.social
Why she isn’t texting you back
Trying to get the last guy at the pool to leave so it’s all girl energy
June 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Trying to get the last guy at the pool to leave so it’s all girl energy
Gossiping about you with my therapist 💗💗💗
June 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Gossiping about you with my therapist 💗💗💗
Watching video walkthroughs of miniature rooms
@architecturaldigest make a Bluesky acct I have ideas for you
@architecturaldigest make a Bluesky acct I have ideas for you
May 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Watching video walkthroughs of miniature rooms
@architecturaldigest make a Bluesky acct I have ideas for you
@architecturaldigest make a Bluesky acct I have ideas for you
Feeling offended no one has discovered my secret Letterboxd reviews and commented on how witty and clever I am
May 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Feeling offended no one has discovered my secret Letterboxd reviews and commented on how witty and clever I am
Googling “heart attack symptoms” to add a little spice to this anxiety attack
May 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Googling “heart attack symptoms” to add a little spice to this anxiety attack
Attempting to describe the UV Index ☀️via charades at the makeup counter at Macy’s
May 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Attempting to describe the UV Index ☀️via charades at the makeup counter at Macy’s
Trying to figure out how to Zelle a psychic
April 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Trying to figure out how to Zelle a psychic
Paying a psychic $10 to tell me:
1. my biological clock is ticking
2. I need black cocktail dress
1. my biological clock is ticking
2. I need black cocktail dress
April 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Paying a psychic $10 to tell me:
1. my biological clock is ticking
2. I need black cocktail dress
1. my biological clock is ticking
2. I need black cocktail dress
Trying to convince her friend that watching Conclave with her situationship is NOT what the Pope would’ve wanted (RIP Pope Francis)
April 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Trying to convince her friend that watching Conclave with her situationship is NOT what the Pope would’ve wanted (RIP Pope Francis)
Eating birthday cake and breaking into hives
April 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Eating birthday cake and breaking into hives
Laying out cute little snacks and repressing deep economic anxiety
April 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Laying out cute little snacks and repressing deep economic anxiety
A single push-up, incorrectly.
March 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
A single push-up, incorrectly.
Deep scrolling Lady Gaga’s Fiancé’s LinkedIn profile
March 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Deep scrolling Lady Gaga’s Fiancé’s LinkedIn profile
Eating cold ravioli out of tupperware & wondering what the Pope thought of Conclave losing Best Picture
March 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Eating cold ravioli out of tupperware & wondering what the Pope thought of Conclave losing Best Picture
Making bagels from scratch, feeling drunk on my newfound power
February 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Making bagels from scratch, feeling drunk on my newfound power
Thinking about how this IKEA lamp looks like the monster from Nope (2022)
February 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Thinking about how this IKEA lamp looks like the monster from Nope (2022)
Her best!
February 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Her best!
Wondering if the rising cost of eggs and toilet paper is an elaborate ploy to keep ppl from vandalizing Tr*mp properties
February 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Wondering if the rising cost of eggs and toilet paper is an elaborate ploy to keep ppl from vandalizing Tr*mp properties
Thinking about that time a survey asked where I get my news from and I said “Liza Minnelli Outlives”
February 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Thinking about that time a survey asked where I get my news from and I said “Liza Minnelli Outlives”
Reading Letterboxd reviews of Twilight (2008), feeling my soul to reenter my body
February 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Reading Letterboxd reviews of Twilight (2008), feeling my soul to reenter my body
Reading about magledons, thinking about how the past must’ve been TERRIFYING with all those big sharks, wondering how our species survived
February 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Reading about magledons, thinking about how the past must’ve been TERRIFYING with all those big sharks, wondering how our species survived
Scream-singing “One Day More” from Les Mis, but playing all the parts even the dude ones
February 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Scream-singing “One Day More” from Les Mis, but playing all the parts even the dude ones
Listening to Cass Elliot’s “make your own kind of music”, repotting a plant and sobbing
February 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Listening to Cass Elliot’s “make your own kind of music”, repotting a plant and sobbing
Wondering how I got on the “what perfume smelled like in Ancient Rome and on the Titanic” side of TikTok
February 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Wondering how I got on the “what perfume smelled like in Ancient Rome and on the Titanic” side of TikTok
1am, edible wearing off, googling “why did Simon & Garfunkel beef”
February 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
1am, edible wearing off, googling “why did Simon & Garfunkel beef”