⚡ ~ [ What a fuckin' SHOCKER. ]
@whattadamnshockah.bsky.social
A personal interpretation of a certain *Surge* vessel.
Brought to you by an anonymous user who'll be going by just "Surgemod" here.
Caused by givemeyouremeralds.bsky.social.
Will presumably be a text only blog, but that may change if I find images I like.
Brought to you by an anonymous user who'll be going by just "Surgemod" here.
Caused by givemeyouremeralds.bsky.social.
Will presumably be a text only blog, but that may change if I find images I like.
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" Mm.. Fair 'nuff.
..Wish there was actually something to bet 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩.
. . .
..that's worth it, anyway. "
..Wish there was actually something to bet 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩.
. . .
..that's worth it, anyway. "
“I’m giving him three. And that’s being generous.”
" How long y'think he's gonna last? My bet's.. I dunno, 5 minutes? "
January 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
" Mm.. Fair 'nuff.
..Wish there was actually something to bet 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩.
. . .
..that's worth it, anyway. "
..Wish there was actually something to bet 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩.
. . .
..that's worth it, anyway. "
[ probably @givemeyouremeralds.bsky.social's. reason i'm here, and all. cherry's seems really nice though! ]
A question for the writers!
Who’s the writer you most appreciate on this site and why?
Who’s the writer you most appreciate on this site and why?
January 16, 2026 at 5:39 PM
[ probably @givemeyouremeralds.bsky.social's. reason i'm here, and all. cherry's seems really nice though! ]
" How long y'think he's gonna last? My bet's.. I dunno, 5 minutes? "
January 16, 2026 at 5:17 PM
" How long y'think he's gonna last? My bet's.. I dunno, 5 minutes? "
' 𝘊𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘐 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘵. ', she thinks to herself, staring up into nothing in particular.
' 𝘌𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘐 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙.
..𝘚𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴. '
She sighs, shaking her head slightly.
' 𝘌𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘐 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙.
..𝘚𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴. '
She sighs, shaking her head slightly.
January 16, 2026 at 8:42 AM
' 𝘊𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘐 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘵. ', she thinks to herself, staring up into nothing in particular.
' 𝘌𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘐 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙.
..𝘚𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴. '
She sighs, shaking her head slightly.
' 𝘌𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘐 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙.
..𝘚𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴. '
She sighs, shaking her head slightly.
" ..𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺? That's what we're calling it? "
[ She rolls her eyes. ]
" I'd call it 'a weird, freaky campfire story', but you do you. "
[ She rolls her eyes. ]
" I'd call it 'a weird, freaky campfire story', but you do you. "
THE ISSUE IS THAT IT'S FUCKING FIRE
“At this point, probably everywhere on the internet.”
“It’s become so infamous to the point of having an album of it’s making.”
no lies here.
He stood up, looked at his disarmed shoulder and back to Sonic.
“Then again, there’s not alot of people who are stuck here. Alot of people aren’t stupid.”
“It’s become so infamous to the point of having an album of it’s making.”
no lies here.
He stood up, looked at his disarmed shoulder and back to Sonic.
“Then again, there’s not alot of people who are stuck here. Alot of people aren’t stupid.”
January 16, 2026 at 4:03 AM
" ..𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺? That's what we're calling it? "
[ She rolls her eyes. ]
" I'd call it 'a weird, freaky campfire story', but you do you. "
[ She rolls her eyes. ]
" I'd call it 'a weird, freaky campfire story', but you do you. "
[ i tab out for two minutes and apparently they're considering engaging in toxic yaoi now
good for them ]
good for them ]
January 16, 2026 at 2:50 AM
[ i tab out for two minutes and apparently they're considering engaging in toxic yaoi now
good for them ]
good for them ]
[ She cups her hands over her mouth, calling out. ]
" 𝘕𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘥! "
[ She descends to snickers, looking off and hiding her mouth behind her hand. ]
" (Sorry. Sorry. Had to.) "
" 𝘕𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘥! "
[ She descends to snickers, looking off and hiding her mouth behind her hand. ]
" (Sorry. Sorry. Had to.) "
i don't know man... like i'm not doubting your abilities (infact i made like a whole doc about your feats but that's a story for another day...) but like this is mass murderer/demon/void thing we're talking about, i don't know
"...huh? What's wrong?"
January 16, 2026 at 1:35 AM
[ She cups her hands over her mouth, calling out. ]
" 𝘕𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘥! "
[ She descends to snickers, looking off and hiding her mouth behind her hand. ]
" (Sorry. Sorry. Had to.) "
" 𝘕𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘥! "
[ She descends to snickers, looking off and hiding her mouth behind her hand. ]
" (Sorry. Sorry. Had to.) "
" You'd be surprised how quick word gets around. "
[ She shrugs. ]
[ She shrugs. ]
"This isn't right... Just how many people did this guy get his hands on? Just to do... All THAT?"
January 16, 2026 at 1:21 AM
" You'd be surprised how quick word gets around. "
[ She shrugs. ]
[ She shrugs. ]
" (Sure it is.) "
[ Grumble, grumble.. ]
" Don't get your hopes up, lady. "
[ Grumble, grumble.. ]
" Don't get your hopes up, lady. "
DUDE IS THAT THE ACTUAL SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
“So much.”
“Too damn much.”
“Too damn much.”
January 16, 2026 at 1:20 AM
" (Sure it is.) "
[ Grumble, grumble.. ]
" Don't get your hopes up, lady. "
[ Grumble, grumble.. ]
" Don't get your hopes up, lady. "
" Surge. Yeah. "
[ The correction is quick, with a certain uncomfortableness to it. ]
" ..But.. yep. Real used to that freak.
Pretty sure 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 of us are, by now. "
[ The statement is punctuated with an eyeroll. ]
[ The correction is quick, with a certain uncomfortableness to it. ]
" ..But.. yep. Real used to that freak.
Pretty sure 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 of us are, by now. "
[ The statement is punctuated with an eyeroll. ]
"Surge!?"
...but then he thinks for a second
"Wait, no... You're another one of bloody-eyes' victims, and he made you look like that?"
...but then he thinks for a second
"Wait, no... You're another one of bloody-eyes' victims, and he made you look like that?"
January 16, 2026 at 1:17 AM
" Surge. Yeah. "
[ The correction is quick, with a certain uncomfortableness to it. ]
" ..But.. yep. Real used to that freak.
Pretty sure 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 of us are, by now. "
[ The statement is punctuated with an eyeroll. ]
[ The correction is quick, with a certain uncomfortableness to it. ]
" ..But.. yep. Real used to that freak.
Pretty sure 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 of us are, by now. "
[ The statement is punctuated with an eyeroll. ]
[ ykw cherry has the right idea. sure i'll break out quotation marks when i feel fancy ]
January 16, 2026 at 1:08 AM
[ ykw cherry has the right idea. sure i'll break out quotation marks when i feel fancy ]
" ..Have fun with the 𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯. We'll have a chair ready for you at the council of idiots who tried it. "
[ She rolls her eyes, arms crossed. ]
[ She rolls her eyes, arms crossed. ]
"...then I'm puttin' a stop to this, one way or another. This can't keep goin' forever. Not on MY watch."
January 16, 2026 at 1:08 AM
" ..Have fun with the 𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯. We'll have a chair ready for you at the council of idiots who tried it. "
[ She rolls her eyes, arms crossed. ]
[ She rolls her eyes, arms crossed. ]
Iiit..
[ She pauses, sucking in air through her teeth with a wince. ]
Well, hey, it'll grow back, right?
That's uh-
[ She shrugs. ]
How I try to think about it.
Just- Y'know. Don't focus on how you get there.
[ She pauses, sucking in air through her teeth with a wince. ]
Well, hey, it'll grow back, right?
That's uh-
[ She shrugs. ]
How I try to think about it.
Just- Y'know. Don't focus on how you get there.
I think I chipped a tooth.
Nice.
[ A single, approving nod. ]
Makes it, uh- Not 𝘧𝘶𝘯, but- Y'know. At least you get a little more of the breeze.
[ A single, approving nod. ]
Makes it, uh- Not 𝘧𝘶𝘯, but- Y'know. At least you get a little more of the breeze.
January 16, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Iiit..
[ She pauses, sucking in air through her teeth with a wince. ]
Well, hey, it'll grow back, right?
That's uh-
[ She shrugs. ]
How I try to think about it.
Just- Y'know. Don't focus on how you get there.
[ She pauses, sucking in air through her teeth with a wince. ]
Well, hey, it'll grow back, right?
That's uh-
[ She shrugs. ]
How I try to think about it.
Just- Y'know. Don't focus on how you get there.
Nice.
[ A single, approving nod. ]
Makes it, uh- Not 𝘧𝘶𝘯, but- Y'know. At least you get a little more of the breeze.
[ A single, approving nod. ]
Makes it, uh- Not 𝘧𝘶𝘯, but- Y'know. At least you get a little more of the breeze.
…. yeah.
..you bounce any when you landed?
January 16, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Nice.
[ A single, approving nod. ]
Makes it, uh- Not 𝘧𝘶𝘯, but- Y'know. At least you get a little more of the breeze.
[ A single, approving nod. ]
Makes it, uh- Not 𝘧𝘶𝘯, but- Y'know. At least you get a little more of the breeze.
..you bounce any when you landed?
January 16, 2026 at 12:36 AM
..you bounce any when you landed?
..Isn't this a GOOD thing?? If they're focused on each other, maybe one'll actually 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 the other, and then- Bam!
[ She makes an explosion with her hands. ]
We've got one less freak on our asses!
[ She makes an explosion with her hands. ]
We've got one less freak on our asses!
oh so we're like * DEAD * dead
Uhhh, Kolossos and the other one? Never got his name.
January 15, 2026 at 11:44 PM
..Isn't this a GOOD thing?? If they're focused on each other, maybe one'll actually 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 the other, and then- Bam!
[ She makes an explosion with her hands. ]
We've got one less freak on our asses!
[ She makes an explosion with her hands. ]
We've got one less freak on our asses!
𝘚𝘢𝘮𝘦. Fucking.. same.
uugffggggggghhhhhhh
January 15, 2026 at 11:25 PM
𝘚𝘢𝘮𝘦. Fucking.. same.
..Uh huh?
January 15, 2026 at 9:43 PM
..Uh huh?
. . .
[ Just a narrow-eyed stare. ]
..yeah.
I'd wanna stay away from that /freak/ too.
[ There is a conscious effort here to keep her distance, which she isn't really commenting on. ]
[ Just a narrow-eyed stare. ]
..yeah.
I'd wanna stay away from that /freak/ too.
[ There is a conscious effort here to keep her distance, which she isn't really commenting on. ]
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 PM
. . .
[ Just a narrow-eyed stare. ]
..yeah.
I'd wanna stay away from that /freak/ too.
[ There is a conscious effort here to keep her distance, which she isn't really commenting on. ]
[ Just a narrow-eyed stare. ]
..yeah.
I'd wanna stay away from that /freak/ too.
[ There is a conscious effort here to keep her distance, which she isn't really commenting on. ]
[ i have. not gotten to particularly do anything but i do know that letting her snap and pop off is inevitably going to be really really cathartic. always. ]
A question for the writers!
What’s the most satisfying part of writing your current muse/s?
What’s the most satisfying part of writing your current muse/s?
January 15, 2026 at 8:43 AM
[ i have. not gotten to particularly do anything but i do know that letting her snap and pop off is inevitably going to be really really cathartic. always. ]
[ She's hiding her face behind her hand like she's embarrassed to be around this.
..After stepping out of range, of course. ]
..After stepping out of range, of course. ]
wait what- * finally notices the 5 tripmines... comedically loud gulp *
..You-
[ . . .
She pinches the bridge of her snout, taking a sharp breath in. ]
Y'know what? 𝘚𝘶𝘳𝘦. Blow yourself up. Be my guest. Yeah.
[ . . .
She pinches the bridge of her snout, taking a sharp breath in. ]
Y'know what? 𝘚𝘶𝘳𝘦. Blow yourself up. Be my guest. Yeah.
January 15, 2026 at 5:09 AM
[ She's hiding her face behind her hand like she's embarrassed to be around this.
..After stepping out of range, of course. ]
..After stepping out of range, of course. ]
..You-
[ . . .
She pinches the bridge of her snout, taking a sharp breath in. ]
Y'know what? 𝘚𝘶𝘳𝘦. Blow yourself up. Be my guest. Yeah.
[ . . .
She pinches the bridge of her snout, taking a sharp breath in. ]
Y'know what? 𝘚𝘶𝘳𝘦. Blow yourself up. Be my guest. Yeah.
* she's making a list of the executioner's abilities, there are atleast 5 trip mines around her*
January 15, 2026 at 2:45 AM
..You-
[ . . .
She pinches the bridge of her snout, taking a sharp breath in. ]
Y'know what? 𝘚𝘶𝘳𝘦. Blow yourself up. Be my guest. Yeah.
[ . . .
She pinches the bridge of her snout, taking a sharp breath in. ]
Y'know what? 𝘚𝘶𝘳𝘦. Blow yourself up. Be my guest. Yeah.
[ Use the white noise to sleep, if there's anywhere to avoid the rain itself. Otherwise, that weather is Awful, in her opinion. ]
How does your muse like to spend a quiet and rainy evening?
January 15, 2026 at 12:38 AM
[ Use the white noise to sleep, if there's anywhere to avoid the rain itself. Otherwise, that weather is Awful, in her opinion. ]
[ She seems to be trying to occupy herself, simply drawing lines in the ground by her. ]
[ Judging by the amount of stomped out lines nearby, this isn't the first attempt. ]
[ Judging by the amount of stomped out lines nearby, this isn't the first attempt. ]
January 14, 2026 at 11:44 PM
[ She seems to be trying to occupy herself, simply drawing lines in the ground by her. ]
[ Judging by the amount of stomped out lines nearby, this isn't the first attempt. ]
[ Judging by the amount of stomped out lines nearby, this isn't the first attempt. ]
[ <= woman who used to spend atleast one hour a day bedrotting and routinely woke up at 11 am if not noon. i think you can figure it out ]
Is your muse a morning person?
January 14, 2026 at 6:16 PM
[ <= woman who used to spend atleast one hour a day bedrotting and routinely woke up at 11 am if not noon. i think you can figure it out ]