whatthefauq.bsky.social
@whatthefauq.bsky.social
MDNI 🔞
🏳️‍⚧️PROTECT THE DUDES AND DOLLS🏳️‍⚧️
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he/him, they/them, the/shit
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If you were my roommate would you suck my dick whenever I asked? 👅
January 24, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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how does bush drive me so CRAZY every time 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
January 20, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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i'm really horny so you should show me your fuzz if you want 😵‍💫💜
how does bush drive me so CRAZY every time 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
January 20, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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Anyone got a hole I can use instead of this toy?
January 19, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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Look at my balls bouncing 😵‍💫😵‍💫
January 19, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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Bush so big you can see it even from this angle 🤭🌳📸
January 19, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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Watchin porn, playing games, touchin my dick… ya know.. bro stuff 🎮🤙🏽
January 19, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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The tip of my dick sneaking into this butt pic 🍑🍆👀
January 16, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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1/4🧵 They say necessity is the mother of all invention. I put my dog-brain to the test by building sex toys from scratch using nothing but items from the dollar store 🐶

#nsfw
January 13, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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Someone needs to lend me their pits to cum to faaaast 😵‍💫🥵
January 9, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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Happy leg day 😙✌️
January 9, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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Come get a sip
January 9, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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They could, at least, close the door…
January 8, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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Sooo, you eating it or breeding it? 😏🍑
January 8, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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I can be a bit of a handful 🤪
January 4, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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Just having my morning coffee with my morning joint & morning bate session 🐻😈
January 2, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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I'm gettin a head start on my new years resolution! Wanna come join me, champ?
January 2, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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does anyone wanna DM me their penis or bush or ass or pits as a christmas present 🥺👉👈
December 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Due to inflation, Santa's outsourced to the elves this year. You now have to show me in person how naughty or nice you are.

Either way you're getting your stocking stuffed 🎄🎀🎄
December 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Merry Christmas! Hope you all have a peachy day 🫶🎄
December 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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*Puts down pen*

I present to you Typhon, Daddy of Monsters

In this household m-preg stands for "monster pregnancy" and boy howdy am I fertile 🥵😵‍💫🥵
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Oral services with @devinxxxmoss.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM