What Trump Did Today
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An unwillingly resurrected blog cataloging one—and only one—thing Donald Trump did, every day.
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What Trump Did Today
A daily account of exactly one thing Donald Trump does, every day.
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In Nov. 2016, I started a blog where I wrote down one thing Trump did, every day. At first it was to turn his voters against him, and then just to document the atrocities.
It's not entertaining, it's not "resistance," and it's nothing you couldn't get somewhere else. But it is just ONE thing a day.
It's not entertaining, it's not "resistance," and it's nothing you couldn't get somewhere else. But it is just ONE thing a day.
Merry Christmas! President Grandpa got you two pencils (not 37), one doll (not 30), and 114 insane conspiracy theories and rants (not zero).
Make sure you say thank you, because he was up all night making them.
Make sure you say thank you, because he was up all night making them.
What Trump Did Today
On December 25, 2025, Donald Trump went on another deranged late-night posting binge.
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December 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Merry Christmas! President Grandpa got you two pencils (not 37), one doll (not 30), and 114 insane conspiracy theories and rants (not zero).
Make sure you say thank you, because he was up all night making them.
Make sure you say thank you, because he was up all night making them.
He took phone calls from children about Santa, which went exactly as well as you'd think it would.
What Trump Did Today
On December 24, 2025, Donald Trump talked to children, which was probably a bad idea under the circumstances.
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December 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
He took phone calls from children about Santa, which went exactly as well as you'd think it would.
He continued to do things only the most innocent people ever do, like having your personal defense lawyer/AG declare you innocent no matter what all those stupid documents say.
For example, the one where the DOJ noticed he was lying about his Epstein ties the first time they asked. INNOCENT!
For example, the one where the DOJ noticed he was lying about his Epstein ties the first time they asked. INNOCENT!
What Trump Did Today
On December 23, 2025, Donald Trump had the Justice Department declare him innocent of anything you might imagine he'd done.
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December 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
He continued to do things only the most innocent people ever do, like having your personal defense lawyer/AG declare you innocent no matter what all those stupid documents say.
For example, the one where the DOJ noticed he was lying about his Epstein ties the first time they asked. INNOCENT!
For example, the one where the DOJ noticed he was lying about his Epstein ties the first time they asked. INNOCENT!
You know how that scammer called Grandpa and got him to sign away his whole bank account just by listening to him politely and saying what a great guy he is?
Anyway, Navy's gonna get a few hundred billion for new ships. Pictured below, what they absolutely will NOT be named or look like.
Anyway, Navy's gonna get a few hundred billion for new ships. Pictured below, what they absolutely will NOT be named or look like.
What Trump Did Today
On December 22, 2025, Donald Trump named a new class of ship after the only person he's ever named anything after.
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December 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
You know how that scammer called Grandpa and got him to sign away his whole bank account just by listening to him politely and saying what a great guy he is?
Anyway, Navy's gonna get a few hundred billion for new ships. Pictured below, what they absolutely will NOT be named or look like.
Anyway, Navy's gonna get a few hundred billion for new ships. Pictured below, what they absolutely will NOT be named or look like.
He made the government of Louisiana his "envoy" to Greenland.
It's cliché to call everything a distraction from the Epstein files, but never underestimate President Grandpa's ability to distract HIMSELF. Next he'll be talking about the great big ballroom he'll build out on a glacier.
It's cliché to call everything a distraction from the Epstein files, but never underestimate President Grandpa's ability to distract HIMSELF. Next he'll be talking about the great big ballroom he'll build out on a glacier.
What Trump Did Today
On December 21, 2025, Donald Trump appointed an "envoy" to Greenland, which still doesn't want anything to do with him.
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December 22, 2025 at 5:28 AM
He made the government of Louisiana his "envoy" to Greenland.
It's cliché to call everything a distraction from the Epstein files, but never underestimate President Grandpa's ability to distract HIMSELF. Next he'll be talking about the great big ballroom he'll build out on a glacier.
It's cliché to call everything a distraction from the Epstein files, but never underestimate President Grandpa's ability to distract HIMSELF. Next he'll be talking about the great big ballroom he'll build out on a glacier.
He tried to hide the 200th most incriminating photo of him with scantily clad girls in existence, not counting the ones of him with his own daughter as a teen. You know, the one he called "a piece of ass" on a radio show and said he'd date her if he could.
But yeah, hit delete, that'll fix it.
But yeah, hit delete, that'll fix it.
What Trump Did Today
On December 20, 2025, Donald Trump learned the hard way about the Streisand effect by trying to un-publish a damning Epstein file document.
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December 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
He tried to hide the 200th most incriminating photo of him with scantily clad girls in existence, not counting the ones of him with his own daughter as a teen. You know, the one he called "a piece of ass" on a radio show and said he'd date her if he could.
But yeah, hit delete, that'll fix it.
But yeah, hit delete, that'll fix it.
This is what Donald Trump thinks you're entitled to know about his ties to Jeffrey Epstein's child sex trafficking ring.
What Trump Did Today
On December 19, 2025, Donald Trump announced he wouldn't be complying with the Epstein document release law he signed a month ago.
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December 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This is what Donald Trump thinks you're entitled to know about his ties to Jeffrey Epstein's child sex trafficking ring.
It's not news that Trump named a building after himself. Hell, some of the buildings he's plastered his name on are still standing and haven't been foreclosed on. But only he can somehow also make doing that a literal federal crime.
What Trump Did Today
On December 19, 2025, Donald Trump preened over renaming a building for himself.
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December 19, 2025 at 6:49 AM
It's not news that Trump named a building after himself. Hell, some of the buildings he's plastered his name on are still standing and haven't been foreclosed on. But only he can somehow also make doing that a literal federal crime.
Good news for the servicemembers he promised a symbolic bonus to tonight: if about a million of you pool your $1,776 checks together and buy a bunch of his crypto bribe tokens, he might actually start giving a shit about you in a way that will help for more than a week.
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On December 17, 2025, Donald Trump did… bribes.
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December 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Good news for the servicemembers he promised a symbolic bonus to tonight: if about a million of you pool your $1,776 checks together and buy a bunch of his crypto bribe tokens, he might actually start giving a shit about you in a way that will help for more than a week.
If, like so many cognitively challenged presidents on the cusp of their ninth decade, you have wondered why the United States doesn't own all "land" and "oil" everywhere, Donald Trump has a fascinating revelation for you: it's because some foreigner stole it from us!
What Trump Did Today
On December 16, 2025, Donald Trump basically declared war in a tweet accusing a country in South America of stealing our "land."
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December 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
If, like so many cognitively challenged presidents on the cusp of their ninth decade, you have wondered why the United States doesn't own all "land" and "oil" everywhere, Donald Trump has a fascinating revelation for you: it's because some foreigner stole it from us!
Yeah, we know the stupid evil shit that dribbled out of President Insult Comic Grandpa's mouth today about Michele and Rob Reiner.
But we also know what was in the memo he signed today, which means we know something he doesn't, and that's what today's post is about.
But we also know what was in the memo he signed today, which means we know something he doesn't, and that's what today's post is about.
What Trump Did Today
On December 15, 2025, Donald Trump declared fentanyl a "weapon of mass destruction" after pardoning one of its biggest traffickers.
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December 16, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Yeah, we know the stupid evil shit that dribbled out of President Insult Comic Grandpa's mouth today about Michele and Rob Reiner.
But we also know what was in the memo he signed today, which means we know something he doesn't, and that's what today's post is about.
But we also know what was in the memo he signed today, which means we know something he doesn't, and that's what today's post is about.
He said building an Arc de Triomphe knockoff was his top domestic policy priority, and it had to be done by next July 4th.
The good news is, at his current rate of cognitive decline, we should just be able to give him a Lego set and tell him it's the real thing.
The good news is, at his current rate of cognitive decline, we should just be able to give him a Lego set and tell him it's the real thing.
What Trump Did Today
On December 14, 2025, Donald Trump got very excited about his new top priority, a ceremonial arch.
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December 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
He said building an Arc de Triomphe knockoff was his top domestic policy priority, and it had to be done by next July 4th.
The good news is, at his current rate of cognitive decline, we should just be able to give him a Lego set and tell him it's the real thing.
The good news is, at his current rate of cognitive decline, we should just be able to give him a Lego set and tell him it's the real thing.
He tweeted that an active shooter situation was over when it wasn't, then shit on the first responders who are still dealing with the actual situation itself instead of going to a party in what's left of the White House.
What Trump Did Today
actively spread misinformation during an active shooter situation, saying it was over when it wasn't.
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December 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
He tweeted that an active shooter situation was over when it wasn't, then shit on the first responders who are still dealing with the actual situation itself instead of going to a party in what's left of the White House.
Asked by a reporter what he had to say to 24 million Americans whose health insurance premiums will double next month, President Trump swiftly sprang into action and solved the problem by telling the reporter not to ask questions like that.
What Trump Did Today
On December 12, 2025, Donald Trump said huge increases in health insurance costs weren't "so bad" and lashed out at a reporter for asking about them.
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December 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Asked by a reporter what he had to say to 24 million Americans whose health insurance premiums will double next month, President Trump swiftly sprang into action and solved the problem by telling the reporter not to ask questions like that.
He said he wasn't mad that Indiana's Republican government told him to go fuck himself because he doesn't even care what they do. And he made it almost to the end of the next sentence before he swore revenge against them.
So, to repeat: not mad, doesn't care, not at all throwing plates at walls.
So, to repeat: not mad, doesn't care, not at all throwing plates at walls.
What Trump Did Today
On December 11, 2025, Donald Trump pretended he hadn't tried very hard (and failed) to get the Indiana GOP to pass an unpopular redistricting plan.
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December 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
He said he wasn't mad that Indiana's Republican government told him to go fuck himself because he doesn't even care what they do. And he made it almost to the end of the next sentence before he swore revenge against them.
So, to repeat: not mad, doesn't care, not at all throwing plates at walls.
So, to repeat: not mad, doesn't care, not at all throwing plates at walls.
Imagine we didn't let in immigrants who were talented, or hard-working, or deserving, or fleeing persecution, or seeking their first chance at a good, free life.
Imagine we ONLY gave it to rich assholes who we'd never take without a bribe.
In that light, putting Trump's face on it makes sense.
Imagine we ONLY gave it to rich assholes who we'd never take without a bribe.
In that light, putting Trump's face on it makes sense.
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On December 10, 2025, Donald Trump tried to brand the basic functions of government with his name and face.
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December 11, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Imagine we didn't let in immigrants who were talented, or hard-working, or deserving, or fleeing persecution, or seeking their first chance at a good, free life.
Imagine we ONLY gave it to rich assholes who we'd never take without a bribe.
In that light, putting Trump's face on it makes sense.
Imagine we ONLY gave it to rich assholes who we'd never take without a bribe.
In that light, putting Trump's face on it makes sense.
This is a box of 30 pencils. This is for every family on your block to share, and you're lucky President Trump thinks you spoiled rotten jerks should have that much.
Now use your new pencils to mark down the grade Trump gave himself on the economy. You may need to resharpen halfway through: A+++++…
Now use your new pencils to mark down the grade Trump gave himself on the economy. You may need to resharpen halfway through: A+++++…
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On December 9, 2025, Donald Trump demanded Americans ignore reality and applaud his "A+++++" economy.
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December 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
This is a box of 30 pencils. This is for every family on your block to share, and you're lucky President Trump thinks you spoiled rotten jerks should have that much.
Now use your new pencils to mark down the grade Trump gave himself on the economy. You may need to resharpen halfway through: A+++++…
Now use your new pencils to mark down the grade Trump gave himself on the economy. You may need to resharpen halfway through: A+++++…
It wouldn't be fair to repeat the things he said during a tantrum at yet another female reporter, so here's a paraphrase:
TRUMP: I'm a confused old man and I'm embarrassed that I don't remember the things I said last week. Also, I'm not really the President of anything important, just ballrooms.
TRUMP: I'm a confused old man and I'm embarrassed that I don't remember the things I said last week. Also, I'm not really the President of anything important, just ballrooms.
What Trump Did Today
On December 8, 2025, Donald Trump threw a tantrum because a woman asked him about a promise he'd made five days ago and apparently forgotten.
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December 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
It wouldn't be fair to repeat the things he said during a tantrum at yet another female reporter, so here's a paraphrase:
TRUMP: I'm a confused old man and I'm embarrassed that I don't remember the things I said last week. Also, I'm not really the President of anything important, just ballrooms.
TRUMP: I'm a confused old man and I'm embarrassed that I don't remember the things I said last week. Also, I'm not really the President of anything important, just ballrooms.
If you've ever stiffed a service worker on a tip and you're wondering how they talk about you behind your back? Well, they don't care for it, but it's still a lot less hysterical than Donald Trump not getting the customary gratuity for issuing a pardon.
What Trump Did Today
On December 7, 2025, Donald Trump got mad that a corrupt pardon recipient didn't hold up their end of the bargain he thought he'd made.
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December 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If you've ever stiffed a service worker on a tip and you're wondering how they talk about you behind your back? Well, they don't care for it, but it's still a lot less hysterical than Donald Trump not getting the customary gratuity for issuing a pardon.
He stunk out loud his entire life as a "builder," but with infinite free money and a platinum "get out of regulatory compliance free" card, he's… still somehow fucking it up. And getting pretty mad about it too, apparently.
What Trump Did Today
On December 6, 2025, Donald Trump lashed out with name-calling at yet another female reporter asking about his ballroom.
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December 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
He stunk out loud his entire life as a "builder," but with infinite free money and a platinum "get out of regulatory compliance free" card, he's… still somehow fucking it up. And getting pretty mad about it too, apparently.
We're not saying Trump can be bought for a smile and a gold-painted doodad, but FIFA gave him that today and he immediately turned around and said you uncultured American swine had to stop calling your game football to avoid confusion with the world's beloved beautiful game of fútbol.
(No, really.)
(No, really.)
What Trump Did Today
On December 5, 2025, Donald Trump accepted yet another "peace" prize.
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December 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
We're not saying Trump can be bought for a smile and a gold-painted doodad, but FIFA gave him that today and he immediately turned around and said you uncultured American swine had to stop calling your game football to avoid confusion with the world's beloved beautiful game of fútbol.
(No, really.)
(No, really.)
He ended his 9,394th war today. Please disregard the people in the actual ongoing war zone doing things like saying "we are still fighting," or dying from the attacks that have definitely stopped.
What Trump Did Today
On December 4, 2025, Donald Trump awarded himself a peace prize while taking credit for ending a war that's still going on.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
He ended his 9,394th war today. Please disregard the people in the actual ongoing war zone doing things like saying "we are still fighting," or dying from the attacks that have definitely stopped.
If you're wondering why Trump can't hold back the flood of racist and genocidal shit like the kind he spewed today, when before he seemed to be able to at least restrain himself a little for sake of the cameras, may we recommend you check the tariff shelf.
What Trump Did Today
On December 3, 2025, Donald Trump believed he'd once again solved the mystery of the "tariff shelf" for the first time.
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December 4, 2025 at 5:06 AM
If you're wondering why Trump can't hold back the flood of racist and genocidal shit like the kind he spewed today, when before he seemed to be able to at least restrain himself a little for sake of the cameras, may we recommend you check the tariff shelf.
Contrary to some reports, he did not sleep through his ENTIRE cabinet meeting. Unfortunately, someone woke him up when it was his turn to speak.
What Trump Did Today
On December 2, 2025, Donald Trump stayed up late on a posting binge and then slept through the work day.
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December 3, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Contrary to some reports, he did not sleep through his ENTIRE cabinet meeting. Unfortunately, someone woke him up when it was his turn to speak.
The White House insisted today that Trump's health was fine and that his recent MRI was "preventative." Of course, there's really no such thing—you only get an MRI when doctors suspect a problem.
Anyway, the point is, Adm. Frank Bradley might want to put in for his pardon sooner rather than later.
Anyway, the point is, Adm. Frank Bradley might want to put in for his pardon sooner rather than later.
What Trump Did Today
On December 1, 2025, Donald Trump moved onto yet another explanation for why the illegal Venezuelan boat attack he ordered wasn't his fault.
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December 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The White House insisted today that Trump's health was fine and that his recent MRI was "preventative." Of course, there's really no such thing—you only get an MRI when doctors suspect a problem.
Anyway, the point is, Adm. Frank Bradley might want to put in for his pardon sooner rather than later.
Anyway, the point is, Adm. Frank Bradley might want to put in for his pardon sooner rather than later.