Yeah, the person who hit me with their car last year was too damn poor. I’ll have to try harder next time

Was gonna make a comment about how well you can see the ampullae, but your alt text already did that. Yay shark superpowers ^.=.^

He doesn’t remember this, or the following 10 minutes actually… I really should have recorded it so he could see how he was, but the pamphlet they had me read asked very politely that I not… so I didn’t.

In the video they ask an even more important question: if I kiss a T-rex, can it kiss me back?

Thanks! My momma gave ‘em to me ^.=.^

Mustache looks great ^.=.^

Snuggled up all cozy like that, doggo almost looks like a batto ^.=.^

The fact that the mask, shoes and schlong all match is just *chef’s kiss*