WheelieRisque1
@wheelierisque1.bsky.social
He/him. Alt account. Hypothetical fantasist. Anyone that stumbles upon this account who knows me IRL: Scram! 😛
First wank of 2026: ✅
December 31, 2025 at 4:09 PM
First wank of 2026: ✅
In recognition of the day…get humping! 😈
December 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
In recognition of the day…get humping! 😈
Finally recovered enough from yesterday’s exertions to have sufficient energy to jerk off…
December 26, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Finally recovered enough from yesterday’s exertions to have sufficient energy to jerk off…
Christmas Day shenanigans have reminded me how unfit I am. Oy vey. 😳
December 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Christmas Day shenanigans have reminded me how unfit I am. Oy vey. 😳
Updated my profile pic on an online forum to a more festive one. 😏
December 24, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Updated my profile pic on an online forum to a more festive one. 😏
Jerked off in the shower after seeing my movie husband’s naked body (only online, not IRL, alas 😢). Still way too horny though, so…would you mind helping me with round 2? 😏
December 23, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Jerked off in the shower after seeing my movie husband’s naked body (only online, not IRL, alas 😢). Still way too horny though, so…would you mind helping me with round 2? 😏
A couple of random shower pics I took this morning.
December 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
A couple of random shower pics I took this morning.
End of another week. I can’t decide whether I want to breed you…
December 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
End of another week. I can’t decide whether I want to breed you…
Finished my Christmas shopping today. Rewarding myself with an orgasm.
December 17, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Finished my Christmas shopping today. Rewarding myself with an orgasm.
Considering the current level of humidity, I could look worse. 😛
December 16, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Considering the current level of humidity, I could look worse. 😛
Monday morning. I don’t want to be productive, I want to be pumped full of loads.
December 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Monday morning. I don’t want to be productive, I want to be pumped full of loads.
Thrilled about being another year older I am not. But being bred would at least make today less distressing. 😛
December 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Thrilled about being another year older I am not. But being bred would at least make today less distressing. 😛
My arms were very unhappy with me by the time I managed to take this pic. 😛 Not sure if getting vigorously fucked like this would be much fun either, given the proximity of my head to the CD cabinet. 🤕
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
My arms were very unhappy with me by the time I managed to take this pic. 😛 Not sure if getting vigorously fucked like this would be much fun either, given the proximity of my head to the CD cabinet. 🤕
Helluva week, mercifully now at an end with an exciting weekend to look forward to. Need my guts renovated and bred in the meantime though.
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Helluva week, mercifully now at an end with an exciting weekend to look forward to. Need my guts renovated and bred in the meantime though.
It’s been a day. 😴
December 3, 2025 at 11:17 AM
It’s been a day. 😴
Post an old dick pic. 🍆
From 2017. There are older pics than this one in which my dick looks decently big, but the body it was attached to back then was even more *in*decently scrawny, so in the vault they shall remain locked. 😛
From 2017. There are older pics than this one in which my dick looks decently big, but the body it was attached to back then was even more *in*decently scrawny, so in the vault they shall remain locked. 😛
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Post an old dick pic. 🍆
From 2017. There are older pics than this one in which my dick looks decently big, but the body it was attached to back then was even more *in*decently scrawny, so in the vault they shall remain locked. 😛
From 2017. There are older pics than this one in which my dick looks decently big, but the body it was attached to back then was even more *in*decently scrawny, so in the vault they shall remain locked. 😛
I’m never gonna get out the door to run my errands at this rate. 🤦♂️
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I’m never gonna get out the door to run my errands at this rate. 🤦♂️
Getting my week off to an acceptable start.
December 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Getting my week off to an acceptable start.
Just had a shower. Now let’s fuck! 😈
November 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Just had a shower. Now let’s fuck! 😈
Might be time for some above the neck hair maintenance. Maybe one or two areas below the neck as well, but I like how musky they smell when they’re hairy, especially given how much of a sweaty mess I am most of the time during this part of the year.
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Might be time for some above the neck hair maintenance. Maybe one or two areas below the neck as well, but I like how musky they smell when they’re hairy, especially given how much of a sweaty mess I am most of the time during this part of the year.
I wonder if the people who saw the video in my Instagram story last night had the slightest clue that I was completely naked when I filmed it. 😏
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I wonder if the people who saw the video in my Instagram story last night had the slightest clue that I was completely naked when I filmed it. 😏
Starting my weekend off the proper way.
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Starting my weekend off the proper way.
Another week survived. Now let’s see if I survive the pounding I *need* you to give me! 😈
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Another week survived. Now let’s see if I survive the pounding I *need* you to give me! 😈
Not gonna lie, my naked sweaty body smells pretty great right now. I bet it tastes even better though… 😜
November 23, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Not gonna lie, my naked sweaty body smells pretty great right now. I bet it tastes even better though… 😜
I wasn’t going to post the video that those screenshots were taken from because it didn’t work out as I’d hoped. But what I did manage to film is kinda hot I guess.
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I wasn’t going to post the video that those screenshots were taken from because it didn’t work out as I’d hoped. But what I did manage to film is kinda hot I guess.