wheller.bsky.social
@wheller.bsky.social
Worst part is? It often works.
December 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This isn’t satire this is literally what has happened.
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I thought you were 20
October 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Public support for the conservative Liberal Democratic Party has been waning dramatically over the last few years. This woman is being set up to take the fall for it when the LDP loses big in the next General Election.
October 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Remember everyone. If it was true that the Administration could do a bunch of heinous stuff with the government shut down with no consequences, then they would have let the shutdown happen in March.

A shut down is not good for those in power.
September 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
One of these days the onion is going to post an article saying something like. ‘Alright guys, real talk, we’re giving up on Satire and doing the news straight up now because we can’t come up with insane shit that they aren’t already doing.’
September 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Actually yes they are, quite a few of them went onto the civilian market as surplus after the war, as over 14 million of them were made.
September 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I wish the worm had eaten more of his brain.
September 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Just a reminder to everyone, DO NOT sign these petitions if you DO NOT live in these countries. It will not help. These are official petitions to the governments of these countries and your invalid signature will only be an excuse for them to ignore it.
September 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
What I want to know is this. These payment processors, *why* do they care? They make their money on transaction fees. Why do they care what purchases generate the transaction fees for them? They are literally leaving money on the table, and that’s something their shareholders should disapprove of.
September 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Please be aware going in that Chapterhouse: Dune is the second book in a trilogy that was never finished thanks to Frank Herbert’s untimely death.
August 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Only if she takes her shoes off first
July 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Russia *says* that. But Russia doesn’t have the money to have an organisation on the scale of USAID.

China, on the other hand, could pull it off.
July 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
120 fps is good because you might not notice a frame rate drop of 120 fps to 80 fps. But you ABSOLUTELY will notice a drop from 60 fps to 20.
April 30, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Gee. I wonder. Who could have seen that coming? *he said, sarcastically.*
March 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Texas would be a blue state if it was actually a democracy.
December 17, 2024 at 6:32 AM
No ‘ish’ about it.
November 16, 2024 at 11:30 PM
I think what he was trying to do was illustrate what the party’s enemies think of them… but boy if that was his intention it’s backfiring lol
November 2, 2024 at 3:09 PM
I deleted my twitter account yesterday because I’m tired of nothing but climate change deniers, Russian disinfo bots, MAGA extremists, being in the replies of literally everything. Just push the button. I literally felt happier instantly.
October 20, 2024 at 5:42 PM
I deleted twitter today and I feel at peace.
October 19, 2024 at 10:09 PM