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Silks, 30+, she/they. fandom gadabout; internationally certified motherfucking delight. dove too alive? let me fix that 4 u. eternally horny for dramatic irony; still crying over Yi City. 🔞
It was like. Made for us (sickos) in a lab
January 6, 2026 at 8:28 AM
It was like. Made for us (sickos) in a lab
Rejecting cilantro just cuz it tastes like soap or Parmesan just cuz it tastes like sick is like refusing spice just because you're Ashkenazi. Yes, everything in your genome rebels against this but so what? The masochism is at least half the fun!
January 6, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Rejecting cilantro just cuz it tastes like soap or Parmesan just cuz it tastes like sick is like refusing spice just because you're Ashkenazi. Yes, everything in your genome rebels against this but so what? The masochism is at least half the fun!
I didn't know the band at all before the show and now I've been listening to them nonstop all week (except when I'm listening to the OST ofc). So many bangers
January 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I didn't know the band at all before the show and now I've been listening to them nonstop all week (except when I'm listening to the OST ofc). So many bangers
Mangetout, with occasional interludes of My Moon, My Man
January 5, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Mangetout, with occasional interludes of My Moon, My Man
Ep 5 rewatch, the look of utter shock on Alexei's face when Ilya hits him. When only moments before Alexei had shoved him into a wall, prodded him in the chest, called him a slur, and shushed him when he protested.
This is the first time Ilya has ever fought back. Maybe in years. Maybe ever.
This is the first time Ilya has ever fought back. Maybe in years. Maybe ever.
January 5, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Ep 5 rewatch, the look of utter shock on Alexei's face when Ilya hits him. When only moments before Alexei had shoved him into a wall, prodded him in the chest, called him a slur, and shushed him when he protested.
This is the first time Ilya has ever fought back. Maybe in years. Maybe ever.
This is the first time Ilya has ever fought back. Maybe in years. Maybe ever.
Just a little bitty 5+1 those barely even count
January 5, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Just a little bitty 5+1 those barely even count
If I have to take a half day off work because I'm too viral fatigued to sit upright I'm going to make it everyone's* problem
Ilya's*
Ilya's*
January 5, 2026 at 1:34 PM
If I have to take a half day off work because I'm too viral fatigued to sit upright I'm going to make it everyone's* problem
Ilya's*
Ilya's*
Does Ilya get competitive about it? That's HIS rival gdi!
You thought the Scott Shane scuffle was bad, imagine how a deeply closeted Shane reacts to Ilya casually telling him he's a much better lay than Scott Hunter (untrue) and Shane is welcome to try it out for himself sometime
You thought the Scott Shane scuffle was bad, imagine how a deeply closeted Shane reacts to Ilya casually telling him he's a much better lay than Scott Hunter (untrue) and Shane is welcome to try it out for himself sometime
January 5, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Does Ilya get competitive about it? That's HIS rival gdi!
You thought the Scott Shane scuffle was bad, imagine how a deeply closeted Shane reacts to Ilya casually telling him he's a much better lay than Scott Hunter (untrue) and Shane is welcome to try it out for himself sometime
You thought the Scott Shane scuffle was bad, imagine how a deeply closeted Shane reacts to Ilya casually telling him he's a much better lay than Scott Hunter (untrue) and Shane is welcome to try it out for himself sometime
The struggle is real 😔 if you are a discord person, I can link you to the official server where people will be delighted to hear a live read, and then when you've read everything to the server I hang out in, which is fanwork focused and thus much more spoilery
January 5, 2026 at 8:41 AM
The struggle is real 😔 if you are a discord person, I can link you to the official server where people will be delighted to hear a live read, and then when you've read everything to the server I hang out in, which is fanwork focused and thus much more spoilery
Fortunately you have a whole nother 800 pages waiting for you when you finish this book. Plus the novellas.
January 5, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Fortunately you have a whole nother 800 pages waiting for you when you finish this book. Plus the novellas.
Feels like any wrinkles are just the tissue shrivelling in on itself as it burns because all of my neurons are on fire
January 5, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Feels like any wrinkles are just the tissue shrivelling in on itself as it burns because all of my neurons are on fire
It's just really SO well put together, on negative zero money. Just pure craft.
January 5, 2026 at 12:24 AM
It's just really SO well put together, on negative zero money. Just pure craft.
DOESN'T THAT JUST MAKE YOU NORMAL
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January 5, 2026 at 12:23 AM
DOESN'T THAT JUST MAKE YOU NORMAL
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The song change from og to cover, yes ofc, but also the strobing lights when Ilya enters the club, which stop as we glide into Shane's pov... until he freezes and the strobing starts again. Before we even cut to what he's seen. And stays strobing for the rest of the ep. Bc they're both in it now
January 5, 2026 at 12:23 AM
The song change from og to cover, yes ofc, but also the strobing lights when Ilya enters the club, which stop as we glide into Shane's pov... until he freezes and the strobing starts again. Before we even cut to what he's seen. And stays strobing for the rest of the ep. Bc they're both in it now
Starting the episode with an AMV featuring fun shower sex with yellow lighting, and ending with an AMV featuring miserable showet jerk off with yellow lighting---SO NORMAL
January 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Starting the episode with an AMV featuring fun shower sex with yellow lighting, and ending with an AMV featuring miserable showet jerk off with yellow lighting---SO NORMAL
Ilya and Shane sexting before the game, and then post crash out Shane gets another text and has the same haha see you later but it's with Rose and he's smiling a little but as soon as it's done he scrolls back down to the last conversation with Lily, weeks ago. The same one from Before. NORMAL.
January 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Ilya and Shane sexting before the game, and then post crash out Shane gets another text and has the same haha see you later but it's with Rose and he's smiling a little but as soon as it's done he scrolls back down to the last conversation with Lily, weeks ago. The same one from Before. NORMAL.
Ilya's clumsy, unknowing mirroring of Scott with Kip in episode 3, so normal right? The first time he ever has Shane over (he never does this). Stay please? Look, here's your favourite drink!
NORMAL.
NORMAL.
January 5, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Ilya's clumsy, unknowing mirroring of Scott with Kip in episode 3, so normal right? The first time he ever has Shane over (he never does this). Stay please? Look, here's your favourite drink!
NORMAL.
NORMAL.
Like do you want to know something so normal about episode 4? The bit where they go from calling each other Hollander and Rosanov to Shane and Ilya comes at almost the exact midpoint of the episode. It's the reflection point for the entire episode. ISNT THAT SO NORMAL
January 5, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Like do you want to know something so normal about episode 4? The bit where they go from calling each other Hollander and Rosanov to Shane and Ilya comes at almost the exact midpoint of the episode. It's the reflection point for the entire episode. ISNT THAT SO NORMAL
I do think that, start to finish, Episode 4 is one of the best crafted episodes of television I've ever seen. And considering it's at least 40% AMV by volume it's a remarkable feat.
(The AMV sequences are some of the best parts)
(The AMV sequences are some of the best parts)
January 4, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I do think that, start to finish, Episode 4 is one of the best crafted episodes of television I've ever seen. And considering it's at least 40% AMV by volume it's a remarkable feat.
(The AMV sequences are some of the best parts)
(The AMV sequences are some of the best parts)
The velvet trimmed one looks incredible on you, truly iconic
January 4, 2026 at 10:49 PM
The velvet trimmed one looks incredible on you, truly iconic
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January 4, 2026 at 10:26 PM
👀👀👀👀👀