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wheregnomeannegoes.bsky.social
Where Gnome Anne Has Gone Before
@wheregnomeannegoes.bsky.social
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Anne (they/she) 🚀

🖖 Brand new Trekkie
🫡 Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge Stan
☄️ Relentless Optimist

Alternate account of @annethegnome.bsky.social
Star Trek fansite https://wheregnomeannehasgonebefore.neocities.org/
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OMG LET PICARD HAVE LOVE
December 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Question: is this Picard's sluttiest fit? 👀
December 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
wheregnomeannegoes.bsky.social
THIS IS FINE
December 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
wheregnomeannegoes.bsky.social
acting should be illegal bc my affective empathy CANNOT HANDLE THIS 😭😭😭😭😭

LEAVE DEANNA ALONE SHE'S BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
wheregnomeannegoes.bsky.social
NOT THE DEANNA SAD EYES!!! PLEASEEEEEEE
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
wheregnomeannegoes.bsky.social
LMAO Deanna's face has ~*~ subtitles ~*~
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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hey TROI???? what the FUCK????
November 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Spot: Excuse me, crew??? please halp
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Data: tell him he is a pretty cat
Worf: ...
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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"Daily?"
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
wheregnomeannegoes.bsky.social
OK I'm going to need some more quality Spot time soon because this episode is so unsettling???

Data dreaming of harming others, the ship is stranded, everyone is acting strange, and now Geordi has a mouth in his neck OR Data is hallucinating and I DISLIKE BOTH OPTIONS

mom come pick me up im scared
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
wheregnomeannegoes.bsky.social
I want a spin off, and it's Garfield, but it's Data and Spot
November 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
wheregnomeannegoes.bsky.social
I LOVE DATA SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BOY trying to make sense of his experiences, following his tried-and-true methodology

step 1: talk to best friend
step 2: observe cat
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
wheregnomeannegoes.bsky.social
NEXT EPISODE!!! I'm watching #startrek TNG for the first time and live reacting, and now I'm on S7E6 Phantasms

and this opening scene with the fish eye lens on this hallway has me thinking the Enterprise would fit into backrooms as liminal horror 😵‍💫
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
wheregnomeannegoes.bsky.social
"You need us to run this ship more than we need you to command it"

COMRADE PICARD LEADING THE PROLETARIAT REVOLT let's gooooooooooooooooo
November 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Picard & the smuggler
Page from the book Brer Rabbit and the Briar Patch. Text reads: '"Whatever you do, don't throw me into the Briar Patch!" he says. Brer Fox loks at the Briar Patch and sees the thorns. Right then he decides that if Brer Rabbit doesn't want to to into the Briar Patch, then that is where he should go! He swings hard as he can and throws Brer Rabbit right into the middle of it.'
November 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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*ahem*

I.... uh....
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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WAIT THIS WHOLE INTERACTION IS SO GOOD!??!?!

These bitches are the healthiest communicators I've ever met
Worf saying "it is I who has jeopardized our friendship, not you."
November 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
wheregnomeannegoes.bsky.social
"I dunno how did THAT feel?!"
LMAO

This little charade is so delightful!! I love Picard's voice affectation, the way they communicate subtly and "yes and" eachother, the way Picard talks shit about Riker to help him form his character HOW FUN
November 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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YES DATA RIKER MIND MELD -- in BOYS we TRUST

I love the idea of Data clocking the nuanced social dynamic that the neurotypicals are missing, because it's actually a logic puzzle and he's in his ELEMENT
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
wheregnomeannegoes.bsky.social
Shaking down this guy at a bar? This isn’t Troi: this is Ancient West Troi. That's a different woman.
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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SCI FI NERDS! I need your help!

I'm CONVINCED there is a classic laser pistol that looks like this super soaker but I can't remember what it's from. What is this design based on?? is it an old comic? a classic B-movie?
November 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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BOYS 😭😭😭😭
Geordi, in his Tron suit, looking down at Data who is looking back at him.
September 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
wheregnomeannegoes.bsky.social
hey question for therapists: how common is it for patients to do this brooding pacing thing? was that an option? I always thought I had to sit on the couch. Was wandering and talking to the wall or a strange sculpture an option this whole time?
Geordi, in Troi's office, with his hand on a pedestal and looking at a sculpture.
September 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
wheregnomeannegoes.bsky.social
LMAO GEOOOOORDDDDIIII

This whole interaction should be taught as autism 101 😆
DATA: You are no doubt feeling emotional distress as a result of her disappearance. While you claim to be just passing by, that is most likely an excuse to start a conversation about this uncomfortable subject. Am I correct? LAFORGE: No, Data. Sometimes just passing by means, just passing by. DATA: Then I apologise for my premature assumption. This particular poem has a lacuna of forty seven minutes. You may experience the emptiness with me if you wish. LAFORGE: Thanks. (deep breath) You know, Data, maybe you gave up a little too easily. DATA: I do not understand. LAFORGE: Well, when I said just passing by means just passing by, I really didn't mean it. DATA: My initial assumption was correct. You do wish to speak of your mother.
September 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM