Andrew
@whereisandrew.bsky.social
Senior executive specialising in technology strategy. Part of the anti-growth, woke, coalition (probably). Messages are my own.
Typically the people responding to your questions
February 11, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Typically the people responding to your questions
The bridge over troubled water
February 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
The bridge over troubled water
I’m very attached to them
February 5, 2026 at 10:42 AM
I’m very attached to them
Oh man,
I wish i had gone with “edgy”.
I wish i had gone with “edgy”.
February 5, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Oh man,
I wish i had gone with “edgy”.
I wish i had gone with “edgy”.
None.
Steeling mangoes isn’t a victimless crime
Steeling mangoes isn’t a victimless crime
February 4, 2026 at 9:51 AM
None.
Steeling mangoes isn’t a victimless crime
Steeling mangoes isn’t a victimless crime
The strange thing is, tangerine is a darker shade of skin than most. Maybe it isn’t just darker skin but the hue as well
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February 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
The strange thing is, tangerine is a darker shade of skin than most. Maybe it isn’t just darker skin but the hue as well
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35 years and any ability to play tennis
January 28, 2026 at 5:14 PM
35 years and any ability to play tennis
And then piss off some more
January 28, 2026 at 2:34 PM
And then piss off some more
Unbroken eggs.
After all, you can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs.
After all, you can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs.
January 28, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Unbroken eggs.
After all, you can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs.
After all, you can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs.
Threatened Greenland
January 27, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Threatened Greenland
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January 27, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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Two lasses, one deep fried mars bar
January 26, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Two lasses, one deep fried mars bar
A regal wildebeast from Windsor,
Had horns that were a total eyesoar.
He skipped the Great Park,
For a dance after dark,
And ruined the Castle’s mahogany floor.
Had horns that were a total eyesoar.
He skipped the Great Park,
For a dance after dark,
And ruined the Castle’s mahogany floor.
January 26, 2026 at 5:02 PM
A regal wildebeast from Windsor,
Had horns that were a total eyesoar.
He skipped the Great Park,
For a dance after dark,
And ruined the Castle’s mahogany floor.
Had horns that were a total eyesoar.
He skipped the Great Park,
For a dance after dark,
And ruined the Castle’s mahogany floor.
A thirsty white bear lived in Penge,
On a wild carbonated binge.
He drank all the Fanta,
While delivering the banter,
Now his fur has a bright orange tinge.
On a wild carbonated binge.
He drank all the Fanta,
While delivering the banter,
Now his fur has a bright orange tinge.
January 26, 2026 at 4:58 PM
A thirsty white bear lived in Penge,
On a wild carbonated binge.
He drank all the Fanta,
While delivering the banter,
Now his fur has a bright orange tinge.
On a wild carbonated binge.
He drank all the Fanta,
While delivering the banter,
Now his fur has a bright orange tinge.
Has he moved from Pinner ?
January 26, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Has he moved from Pinner ?
A frustrated racist from Rochdale,
Found the main parties' promises stale.
With a cross for Reform,
He looked for a storm,
To eject everyone who wasn’t pale.
Found the main parties' promises stale.
With a cross for Reform,
He looked for a storm,
To eject everyone who wasn’t pale.
January 26, 2026 at 4:47 PM
A frustrated racist from Rochdale,
Found the main parties' promises stale.
With a cross for Reform,
He looked for a storm,
To eject everyone who wasn’t pale.
Found the main parties' promises stale.
With a cross for Reform,
He looked for a storm,
To eject everyone who wasn’t pale.
Once a chopping board named Charles,
Was awarded many kitchen-based laurels.
Under cleaver and knife,
He lived a sharp life,
Midst the onions and garlic and quarrels.
Was awarded many kitchen-based laurels.
Under cleaver and knife,
He lived a sharp life,
Midst the onions and garlic and quarrels.
January 26, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Once a chopping board named Charles,
Was awarded many kitchen-based laurels.
Under cleaver and knife,
He lived a sharp life,
Midst the onions and garlic and quarrels.
Was awarded many kitchen-based laurels.
Under cleaver and knife,
He lived a sharp life,
Midst the onions and garlic and quarrels.