@theonion.com Silly little onion.

Hmmm... why am I seeing too many posts about politics when I do not follow anyone political, and I did not choose it as an interest? I strictly checked food, books, and physical fitness. Also, why am I not seeing ANY posts from the accounts that I chose to follow.

Hmmmm... interesting. It is boring, and I'm done with you people, so why are you continuing to flood my timeline with your bs? More importantly, if you hate someone so much, why bother looking at their Twitter at all? #obsessed #pathetic

Why is the content on this social media platform damn-awful? I'm going to give it a few more days.

Imagine being so pathetic that you created a social media account just to sh1t all over some politician who doesn't even know that you exist. This is the dumbest social media platform that I have ever discovered. #SomePeopleNeedToGetALife