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Professional poltergeist
@wheresmysoroscheck.bsky.social
Still waiting on those checks I’m supposed to have been getting from George Soros for being angry at the state of the world and walking around with other people holding signs about it. It’s been a few years now, they in the mail yet, buddy?
I have one of these grey upside down ones too. They are not helpful I job searches that is for sure.
May 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I suspect I know where this glorious statement is.
May 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
There is a documentary about the Christmas House in Wheeling, WV though, so enjoy that if you feel the need to learn about weird people who are not serial killers. youtu.be/c-Za7qFhzhw
The Christmas House (documentary) part 1/3
YouTube video by Gnapster
youtu.be
May 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Clearly people don’t remember Friendster and their basics of comparison on what constitutes the death of a social media platform is showing.
May 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Oh wait sorry that’s The Plague Dogs.
May 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Watership Drown
May 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Wouldn’t Maggot’s be butt adjacent?
May 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
How has this not made it to the eyeball zone if they know how to begin it TOMORROW!?!?
May 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
He really does think “seeking asylum” means “released from a mental asylum” doesn’t he?
May 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Oh but the rotoscoped one is so glorious.
May 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
There’s still plenty of time for public service vehicles to be swallowed by failing infrastructure. We’re Pittsburgh, I have faith in us.
May 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
We have a co-cat too but I am just his ‘nip dealer, and yes it comes with snacks.
May 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Hopefully you actually had 3 of those trinket bags left because my ass is currently sifting through this mess to see if I could make little bags by next week. And now I don’t have to.
May 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I didn’t realize he had the ability to feel shame.
May 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Their CS50 course has been largely free for awhile. You only have to pay for credit. It’s actually *really* good I just haven’t been able to put the time I need to into it.
May 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Are openings for the voice of the inevitable real-life ED-209 available?
May 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Excellent! A friend of mine is just starting that with her kids as well! She laughed her ass off when she got to “Twinkle”.
May 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
And I hope it’s Dalemark.
May 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
(And yes while I acknowledge that it is not about a structured witch school it is still
boarding school + magic and still counts in my childhood pantheon, whereas HP doesn’t count because I was 19 when that was released in the US).
May 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Yesss! I love her so much, she is only just below Ursula K. LeGuin in terms of my all-time favorite. Whatcha reading?
May 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I was just thinking about the tower in Conrad’s Fate today, weirdly enough.
May 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This is one of my favorite books ever, despite being fuuuucked up. I somehow missed it when I was younger, (but not some of the rest of her work, Witch Week loomed large in my “I will immediately consume media that involves witch school” that started with the 1986 Worst Witch adaptation).
a man in a white tuxedo with a bat on his jacket is standing in front of a wall .
Alt: Tim Curry in a white tuxedo with a bat on his jacket is standing in front of a wall, from The Worst Witch.
media.tenor.com
May 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
No but I remember the moment I learned to read and thought books were talking (and lying) to me because the words on the page’s caption refuted what my parents told me the picture was.
May 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Even an AI he created where he is directly speaking multiple inflections per syllable will not prepare us for what actually falls out of his mouth.
May 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM