Where's the dog

Imagine realizing that, when you say "toilet", it sounds a little bit like Archie Bunker saying "terlet"

You can draw direct lines from the Nixon Gang (including people like Dick Cheney and Roger Ailes) to the diminishment of America in a hundred different respects, many of which seem unlikely to ever be restored. So I guess they won. Congratulations?

Have you considered reversing the polarity?

The Martian Manwichunter

They want to be able to branch out into conducting witch trials

I predicted this in 1997

Loooooool

Also, how on earth would you know that the commenters as a group didn't speak out? I think you suffer from dontknowwhatthefuckyouretalkingaboutitis

Hey, I remember i was at my doctor's office and I was trying to figure out what this pain is due to, and the doctor said "never mind that, lets talk about how you're not putting recycling in the right bin!" If your point is that both parties are somehow exactly equal, youre wrong and unhelpful.

What does that have to do with the subject being discussed? If I ask you to pay for gas, do you respond "you know, you once stole a candy bar"?

Maybe Louis CK did that Saudi blood money gig so he could give the money to his victims?

Crazy Comets

youtu.be/b14NfC69Cyk?...

I love America's Got Dance!

No no, it's the North Stormo

Cenotapheta

Or "budlit", as in the past tense of "budlight"

Seepy

Wasn't it called Off Doody?