In a lot of ways, Punk is the perfect wrestler for this day and age, insofar as he believes in absolutely nothing.

A buddy of mine was very new to wrestling when he saw Punk in AEW and what little context he had, immediately disliked him, and, obviously, only dislikes him more, now. I always figured he was a jackass but not a terrible person, but I realize now I was giving him too much credit.

That's my optimistic take, anyway. My actual take is that, as I understand, Pam Bondi decides what does, and doesn't, get released. I just think people are setting themselves up for another Mueller report. But rest assured, I have the perfect Simpsons meme for if I'm wrong.

I don't think people are prepared for the level of "nothing matters" that we're about to experience if Trump is unambiguously implicated in a global pedophile ring. Feels like the final act of a grand experiment we've been undergoing for at least a decade.

They'll discover buttered toast a little later in life. I'm sure they've already had it, but you don't properly appreciate it until your 20's or so.

I'll entertain the idea that they'll fuck something up and let something out they weren't supposed to but I stop short of them just simply throwing Trump overboard when they're so tantalizingly close to indefinite one party rule.