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Me: Donkey.
Aliens:
Me: What?
Aliens: Despite the fact that it's clearly a gorilla.
Me: *shrugs*
Aliens: Is it because he's wearing a necktie?
Me: Donkey.
Aliens:
Me: What?
Aliens: Despite the fact that it's clearly a gorilla.
Me: *shrugs*
Aliens: Is it because he's wearing a necktie?
🎶 I think I'll try
defining
gravity 🎵 #🍎 #Wicked-the-Musical #Incorrect-lyrics
🎶 I think I'll try
defining
gravity 🎵 #🍎 #Wicked-the-Musical #Incorrect-lyrics
"OK, but who puts a horse in charge of a repair? What were the King's men thinking?" #🐴
"OK, but who puts a horse in charge of a repair? What were the King's men thinking?" #🐴
So of course, the first joke made was to add this line to the obituary: "The family asks that in lieu of flowers, please throw memorial bricks through the following windows..."
So of course, the first joke made was to add this line to the obituary: "The family asks that in lieu of flowers, please throw memorial bricks through the following windows..."
https://japantoday.com/category/tech/japan's-1st-osmotic-power-plant-begins-operating-in-fukuoka
https://japantoday.com/category/tech/japan's-1st-osmotic-power-plant-begins-operating-in-fukuoka
A while back a they had a stroke, and they lost motor control in one hand. Under these conditions, games need to be ones that can be played with 1-hand using keyboard, or mouse, or single handed controller.
Any recommendation[...]
A while back a they had a stroke, and they lost motor control in one hand. Under these conditions, games need to be ones that can be played with 1-hand using keyboard, or mouse, or single handed controller.
Any recommendation[...]
I'm a soldier, not a diplomat. - James T. Kirk
I'm a soldier, not a diplomat. - James T. Kirk
Message from sibling: I raised the dead!
Me: ⁉️❔❓
Me: Oh right, I they're doing a first playthrough of Cultist Simulator. #Funny-way-to-wake-up-though #Video-games
Message from sibling: I raised the dead!
Me: ⁉️❔❓
Me: Oh right, I they're doing a first playthrough of Cultist Simulator. #Funny-way-to-wake-up-though #Video-games
Wafrn is federating with Mastadon, Lemmy, Bluesky (and probably more)! #Wafrn
Wafrn is federating with Mastadon, Lemmy, Bluesky (and probably more)! #Wafrn
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🍏 #Emoji-poll? #I'm-more-impressed-that-I-was-able-to-do-this-with-Wafrn-emojis-exclusively
Computer
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Mobile
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🍏 #Emoji-poll? #I'm-more-impressed-that-I-was-able-to-do-this-with-Wafrn-emojis-exclusively
"OK, but who puts a horse in charge of a repair? What were the King's men thinking?"
"OK, but who puts a horse in charge of a repair? What were the King's men thinking?"