Bonespurs voters want those with less to be kept down & harshly treated. They also want those with a little more to be brought down. It's the dirty little secret of unfettered Capitalism that the end game gives all the miserable low equality that its cloth brained adherents attribute to Socialism.

I have an industrial strength flamethrower if anyone's interested. Not for the flags. They didn't do anyone any harm.

But if I do find myself in Shitkickersville, here's something for ICE. I've called him Donny Fartpants, Donny McFartypants, The First Lady Dame Nellie Bonespurs, Bonespurs, Donald Fart, Fuckwit, Trollop, Tart, Dreary, Dismal, Bloviating twat and so much more. But what's in my head is far far better.

Normally, there'd be 3 words to that:

Go
Fuck
Yourself

But as I've absolutely no intention of going to the US, they're a little redundant. In addition to the no fucks given of course.

The only way that rancid old tart would be crying is if he accidentally gave 5 million quid up for the homeless.

To be fair to the old trollop, he's a shithead to almost every single person he's ever met, not just farmers. Not forgetting almost every single person he hasn't met.

He's at least consistent although the consistency is of high pressure hosepipe velocity diarrhoea.

Fuck Trump and the Heritage Foundation donkey he rode in on. If Obama's lads believe what European leaders are saying to the orange buffoon's face are what they actually think of him, they're more naive than I thought. They know Trump is a dead man walking and have their faces on screensaver mode.

Assume he dictated this for a staffer to type. Either that or Stephen Miller feverishly did it, probably while sitting naked in the Oval office.

This begins to sound like the death throes of a nation. Looks like it's not much more than 250 in the tank for this one. Scientists will tell you when an experiment has gone wrong with no coherent benefit or finding into the bin with it and move on.

Never ever forget that in many English speaking nations, Trump means fart. It's meant fart forever and will forever mean fart. It's just in recent years that it's been proven how close to shit the word really is.

Not this old shite again. If anyone really believes this shithousing nonsense, the first thing that the US needs to introduce within a free at point of use Health service is compulsory lobotomies for those who do.

Seems the US is angling toward being allied with an almost failed state who see the US as a bought, paid for and well used prostitute. Good luck with that.

Not as if no one knew he was a traitorous pile of shit. His paternal side is a weakening of the line, from ol' grandpappy, the German draft dodger and brothel keeper to pops, the KKK member and racist landlord down to the least of them, the adjudicated rapist. Not looking good for his brats mind.

Europe here. The daft old twat doesn't even know what's happening. Whoever has their hand up his rear end at any given point in the day is in charge of what he thinks. If a ventriloquist dummy could poop, this is what it'd look like.

Outsider view. Think of the US as an ageing rhinoceros. Still big, still dangerous, but he's getting weaker, slowly more enfeebled. He's a bit dopey now, a bit stupid, shows off his strength for the other animals, but they see, he's lost a step, not what he was. They're watching & waiting.

Trump is just a distraction, this was long planned. The fact that it pissed him off is merely a bonus.

The whole story, please. Especially the part about Nellie Bonespurs son in law.

Not this fucking twat again. I thought he'd died of asphyxiation during a bout of vigorous sexual gratification between him, a donkey, and an amusing set of christmassy rudolph antlers.

Does this mean he survived?

Trump talks of shithole countries while digging furiously and defecating frantically.