Whippet Bowie
@whippetbowie.bsky.social
Bowie the Whippet
He's a Whippet. He wears hats. He's on the Internet.
He's a Whippet. He wears hats. He's on the Internet.
Bowie has a simple list of demands for that weird guy who breaks into his house every year
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Bowie has a simple list of demands for that weird guy who breaks into his house every year
Dropping hat & no hat varieties today
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dropping hat & no hat varieties today
Bowie has been on his morning crawl, intimidating squirrels, chasing pigeons, and filing formal complaints about cats... from a safe distance
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Bowie has been on his morning crawl, intimidating squirrels, chasing pigeons, and filing formal complaints about cats... from a safe distance
Whippet Bowie comes in both hat and non-hat varieties
(Photographers note, it's kind of wild that Bowie poses so consistently what a professional!)
(Photographers note, it's kind of wild that Bowie poses so consistently what a professional!)
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Whippet Bowie comes in both hat and non-hat varieties
(Photographers note, it's kind of wild that Bowie poses so consistently what a professional!)
(Photographers note, it's kind of wild that Bowie poses so consistently what a professional!)
I would do anything for this dog. He's the best
November 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I would do anything for this dog. He's the best
The B is for "Bring Treats"
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The B is for "Bring Treats"
Bowie thought you should know. Toronto is pronounced təˈrɑno.
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Bowie thought you should know. Toronto is pronounced təˈrɑno.
Bowie's Whippet eye shadow and Whippet lipstick come factory installed.
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Bowie's Whippet eye shadow and Whippet lipstick come factory installed.
Bowie can always go higher
November 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Bowie can always go higher
Yarrr... Salty Sea Dog
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Yarrr... Salty Sea Dog
The best kind of beach day
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The best kind of beach day
Though the early snow this year was kinda awful, it was real pretty
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Though the early snow this year was kinda awful, it was real pretty
Bowie, we’d just like to acknowledge that you’re a very good dog.
Every snuggle, every unsolicited hug, every tiny nose kissums. Each one is a little blessing.
Love you, little guy. ❤️
Every snuggle, every unsolicited hug, every tiny nose kissums. Each one is a little blessing.
Love you, little guy. ❤️
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Bowie, we’d just like to acknowledge that you’re a very good dog.
Every snuggle, every unsolicited hug, every tiny nose kissums. Each one is a little blessing.
Love you, little guy. ❤️
Every snuggle, every unsolicited hug, every tiny nose kissums. Each one is a little blessing.
Love you, little guy. ❤️
Goodnight BlueSky
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Goodnight BlueSky
Bowie sometimes thinks about his wolf ancestors. Their ferocity, their ruggedness, their giant teeth, their unstoppable spirit.
Then he thinks about how proud they’d be of him and his ability to manipulate his humans into picking up his poop. 🐾💩
Then he thinks about how proud they’d be of him and his ability to manipulate his humans into picking up his poop. 🐾💩
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Bowie sometimes thinks about his wolf ancestors. Their ferocity, their ruggedness, their giant teeth, their unstoppable spirit.
Then he thinks about how proud they’d be of him and his ability to manipulate his humans into picking up his poop. 🐾💩
Then he thinks about how proud they’d be of him and his ability to manipulate his humans into picking up his poop. 🐾💩
Bowie doesn’t understand why everyone thinks Whippets are so fragile.
As long as it’s not too cold, or too hot, or too dark, or too bright, or too noisy, or too quiet, or too early, or too late...
Bowie can handle anything
As long as it’s not too cold, or too hot, or too dark, or too bright, or too noisy, or too quiet, or too early, or too late...
Bowie can handle anything
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Bowie doesn’t understand why everyone thinks Whippets are so fragile.
As long as it’s not too cold, or too hot, or too dark, or too bright, or too noisy, or too quiet, or too early, or too late...
Bowie can handle anything
As long as it’s not too cold, or too hot, or too dark, or too bright, or too noisy, or too quiet, or too early, or too late...
Bowie can handle anything
We don't see the resemblance... 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
We don't see the resemblance... 🤣
We don't care if it's pretty. Please quit it with the snow, Bowie's paws are cold.
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
We don't care if it's pretty. Please quit it with the snow, Bowie's paws are cold.
SNOW IN TORONTO! IN NOVEMBER!
at least we have the right hat for the occasion
at least we have the right hat for the occasion
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
SNOW IN TORONTO! IN NOVEMBER!
at least we have the right hat for the occasion
at least we have the right hat for the occasion
We went on a two hour adventure this morning and all we got was this lousy photograph 😁🩵
November 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
We went on a two hour adventure this morning and all we got was this lousy photograph 😁🩵
Bowie insists on only the most exclusive scents.
His signature collection features:
Eau de Dead Squirrel,
Muddy Eau de Fish,
and the timeless classic Le Raccoon Poop.
Available exclusively in the tall grass behind the park
His signature collection features:
Eau de Dead Squirrel,
Muddy Eau de Fish,
and the timeless classic Le Raccoon Poop.
Available exclusively in the tall grass behind the park
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Bowie insists on only the most exclusive scents.
His signature collection features:
Eau de Dead Squirrel,
Muddy Eau de Fish,
and the timeless classic Le Raccoon Poop.
Available exclusively in the tall grass behind the park
His signature collection features:
Eau de Dead Squirrel,
Muddy Eau de Fish,
and the timeless classic Le Raccoon Poop.
Available exclusively in the tall grass behind the park
Perfect in every photo
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Perfect in every photo
Bowie doesn't care that the sunglasses go over his ears. Have you considered that YOU'RE the one wearing them wrong?
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Bowie doesn't care that the sunglasses go over his ears. Have you considered that YOU'RE the one wearing them wrong?
Bowie would like to issue an official complaint against Daylight Savings Time.
He doesn’t know when lunch time is. He doesn’t know when walk time is. He doesn’t even know when nap time is (though, to be fair, every time is nap time).
Signed,
Bowie
A Concerned Whippet
He doesn’t know when lunch time is. He doesn’t know when walk time is. He doesn’t even know when nap time is (though, to be fair, every time is nap time).
Signed,
Bowie
A Concerned Whippet
November 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Bowie would like to issue an official complaint against Daylight Savings Time.
He doesn’t know when lunch time is. He doesn’t know when walk time is. He doesn’t even know when nap time is (though, to be fair, every time is nap time).
Signed,
Bowie
A Concerned Whippet
He doesn’t know when lunch time is. He doesn’t know when walk time is. He doesn’t even know when nap time is (though, to be fair, every time is nap time).
Signed,
Bowie
A Concerned Whippet