Michael Charlton
@whiskycycle.bsky.social
North East England, Border Terriers, Tech, Diabetes, Great Music, Gammon Free Zone, Safe Space Friendly #shotoniphone #teampixel
She'd deffo lose to the Swordmaster... Even Guybrush could beat her!
December 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
She'd deffo lose to the Swordmaster... Even Guybrush could beat her!
Not Beggs either, timeline wise... He'd own it as well!
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Not Beggs either, timeline wise... He'd own it as well!
I would, if I wasn't a fence hopper with a Pixel in one hand and an iPhone in the other! Thanks for the pointer though.
October 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I would, if I wasn't a fence hopper with a Pixel in one hand and an iPhone in the other! Thanks for the pointer though.
Colleagues at the time knew him personally. He very much was the nicest dad in the school yard! Top bloke all round.
October 11, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Colleagues at the time knew him personally. He very much was the nicest dad in the school yard! Top bloke all round.
These bigots shouldn’t be let near a light switch, never mind positions of authority.
August 31, 2025 at 6:48 AM
These bigots shouldn’t be let near a light switch, never mind positions of authority.
If you ever get the chance, the Irish do a great version of these, branded Tayto!
Friend of ours used to bring boxes back from Belfast to North East England for us. The addiction is strong.
Friend of ours used to bring boxes back from Belfast to North East England for us. The addiction is strong.
August 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
If you ever get the chance, the Irish do a great version of these, branded Tayto!
Friend of ours used to bring boxes back from Belfast to North East England for us. The addiction is strong.
Friend of ours used to bring boxes back from Belfast to North East England for us. The addiction is strong.
I got death stares for saying that earlier!
June 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I got death stares for saying that earlier!
Do you sometimes look back and think "I'm clairvoyant"?
Bloody genius TV and Film though!
Bloody genius TV and Film though!
June 4, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Do you sometimes look back and think "I'm clairvoyant"?
Bloody genius TV and Film though!
Bloody genius TV and Film though!
By taking off and nuking them from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
April 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
By taking off and nuking them from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
1, with a split personality
April 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
1, with a split personality
Pope Idol season CCLXVII should be interesting…
April 21, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Pope Idol season CCLXVII should be interesting…
It’s not difficult, and that’s what just blows my mind really. For a group that’s been historically marginalised and has had to fight to win the rights they’ve now got, how bloody nasty is it to then support stamping down on a more marginalised group? These bigots churn my stomach.
April 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It’s not difficult, and that’s what just blows my mind really. For a group that’s been historically marginalised and has had to fight to win the rights they’ve now got, how bloody nasty is it to then support stamping down on a more marginalised group? These bigots churn my stomach.
Indeed… 20c nearly when I’m in an office today, but I’ll bet the rain gods take an almighty tinkle on some of us over the weekend!
/me shakes fist at that sort of thing
/me shakes fist at that sort of thing
April 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Indeed… 20c nearly when I’m in an office today, but I’ll bet the rain gods take an almighty tinkle on some of us over the weekend!
/me shakes fist at that sort of thing
/me shakes fist at that sort of thing
I sometimes do a zigzag for shits and giggles. I sometimes also get a stern look too… not sure why!
March 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I sometimes do a zigzag for shits and giggles. I sometimes also get a stern look too… not sure why!
A cracker, but I’ve a real soft spot for Your Love Alone Is Not Enough!
March 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
A cracker, but I’ve a real soft spot for Your Love Alone Is Not Enough!
They’re thick as mince
March 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
They’re thick as mince
Don’t miss out the pool being evacuated every other week, due to little brown fish appearing (seen that twice)!
March 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Don’t miss out the pool being evacuated every other week, due to little brown fish appearing (seen that twice)!
Need a belly rolling laugh emoji there!
February 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Need a belly rolling laugh emoji there!
We’ve only just recently lost a Lloyds branch in Newburn, in your constituency. I know from the experience of others in the village that this had quite an impact. Good to see your support on this one!
January 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
We’ve only just recently lost a Lloyds branch in Newburn, in your constituency. I know from the experience of others in the village that this had quite an impact. Good to see your support on this one!
Very tempting… I remember being seduced by amazing mutton tikka in the early 80s, only for it to change into lamb and not seem as nice!
January 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Very tempting… I remember being seduced by amazing mutton tikka in the early 80s, only for it to change into lamb and not seem as nice!
Oh, Jesus Jones in the Toon again? Yes please!
January 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Oh, Jesus Jones in the Toon again? Yes please!
The bins seem to be flying around the garden, looking at the alerts from the doorbell just now. Might have to head home and comfort the dogs!
January 24, 2025 at 11:02 AM
The bins seem to be flying around the garden, looking at the alerts from the doorbell just now. Might have to head home and comfort the dogs!