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Chas Jizzholm

@whiteboybummer.bsky.social

620 followers 3.9K following 620 posts

I want to read your articles and analyses while I sit on the toilet. If you’re smarter than me, that’s a follow. If you’re not smarter than me, God help you. 📍I and all my country song clichés live in Texas

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 23h

When RFK Jr says that a fetus is “in her placenta” he is:

A. Very wrong about how that works; and
B. Making himself hungry

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."

Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 1d

From the other site

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 1d

“Hey wait a minute. That’s not the wallet inspector…”

Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 1d

I really expected #AI video to cook the brains of like teenagers and everyday seniors before it did the President of the United States.

Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 1d

I too do not think Tyler Robinson should be a member of Congress representing Indiana.

Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 1d

I really expected #AI video to cook the brains of teenagers and everyday seniors before it did the President of the United States.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."

Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 1d

So we’re respecting preferred names now?

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 2d

At first I was inclined to politely disagree as I quite liked Last Crusade ending the 80s Indy trilogy…but then Crystal Skull and Dial of Destiny escaped the prison I had confined them to in my brain.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 2d

So if I have this right, the #Trump administration is…

1. Taxing Americans on imported purchases;

2. Creating distrust among trading partners;

3. Thus stifling our ag exports and leaving farmers without buyers;

4. And then using the tax revenue to pay farmers for lost income?

Hell of a system 🤦‍♂️

The Globe and Mail @theglobeandmail.com · 2d

White House prepares bailout, but Illinois farmers would rather have the market than a cheque

Bailout is expected to nearly equal the size of the $16-billion package delivered in 2019

www.theglobeandmail.com

Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 2d

You heard it here first #DietCoke people:

Drinking less than one can a day can cause health problems. So practice preventative wellness and get to guzzling.

Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 2d

Do you have a link to Medium blog post? Sounds like an enlightening read!

Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 2d

head coach, tight end, quarterback

Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 3d

quantitative methods, qualitative methods, mixed methods

Photo of a Kansas City Chiefs press conference with Andy Reid, Travis Kelce, and Patrick Mahomes. Reid is wearing a gray suit and red tie with a lapel pin. Kelce is wearing a camp-style short-sleeved shirt with a bird print, along with a suede cap, and Mahomes is wearing a white collared shirt, a pink checkered double-breasted vest, and a pale pink tie.

Reposted by Chas Jizzholm

Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 2d

This has nothing to do with crime. This is an attempt to crush political dissent.

Never before, in our entire 250 year history, has the military or immigration agents been used like this. It's dystopian, illegal, and it should stop.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 3d

Wtf?

Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 3d

Impossible to overstate the improvement

#MNF #Jaguars #Duuuval

Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 3d

Sanchez looks like Marco Rubio with Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker hair in this picture.

Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 3d

If clout is currency and being cringe is the surest way to get your card cancelled, writing anything even half as creepy as what Cowen did should automatically force Chapter 7 bankruptcy.

Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 3d

This cannot be human, right? He has an AI texture-less sheen about him.

Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 5d

And she was WLW? This is fascinating.

Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 5d

“I’m a single father, I get it.”

Kenny saw the Hair Club for Men guy go, “I’m not just the President, I’m also a member” and went, “Yeah that’s the shit.”

Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 5d

I must know more.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 6d

I keel over when the other flare falls out of Martin’s waistband and Bart gently puts in back.

Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 6d

1. Ruin the Friendship
2. The Fate of Ophelia
3. Eldest Daughter

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 6d

Let me be clear: I Wood die happy never hearing that song again