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claire
@whitecrayon.bsky.social
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · Mar 14
if I was punctuation I’d be an exclamation point
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 7h
to me this emoji is twirling around
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 10h
self-hatred and self-obsession kinda two flip sides of the same quesadilla if u think about it
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 11h
my friend just sent me a song with the lyrics “I’m taking thirst traps in the mirror in my room. I think I look bad so I take a hundred” and I think it would’ve hurt less if she’d just shot me
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 1d
just drank a really thick milkshake
screenshot of a snapchat story headline for GymHeroes that says “never skip neck day” and has a picture of a guy with an 8 pack including a belly button on the front of his neck
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 1d
magic 8 ball has never led me astray
screenshot of my magic 8 ball app where I asked “Should I go get ice cream?” And the magic 8 ball says “As I See It Yes”
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 1d
putting “erase this” at the end of my white board to do list
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 1d
I don’t really bark I just start growling & biting
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 1d
sitting on a covered balcony while it rains is so beautiful
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 1d
hockey’s one of the best sports idc. wym you’re allowed to just fight in the middle?? I love it
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 1d
running my work’s instagram and then commenting from my personal instagram feels sooo …. 🫣👻🥷🏼🌚
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 1d
taco truck just drove by and I’m about to follow it until it parks
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 2d
is “do you wanna be the machine that puts on my lotion” a good opening line or nah
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 2d
“LISTEN TO THIS TRACK, BITCH” me: a picture of Despereaux from the Tales of Despereaux as a baby tucked into bed with Very Large ears
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 2d
kind of embarrassing that you couldn’t ever quietly sneak through the woods in a suit of armor
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 2d
hatin bitches ain’t happy and happy bitches ain’t hatin
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 2d
do u have any techniques you recommend
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 2d
is it possible to cut cat claws by yourself or is that a fools errand
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 3d
‼️BREAKING NEWS‼️
this just in: local girl who notoriously loves silver just discovered she looks great in gold. stay tuned for more
picture of me in a cheetah print dress with gold accessories. im squatting down and looking to the side but my eyes are closed picture of me from the back in a cheetah print dress and gold accessories. my hair is blurry in motion covering most of my back
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 3d
okay you convinced me
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 3d
is it crazy to start keeping a diary of all the nice things that people say to me?
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 4d
just remembered when dude walked up to me on the dance floor, handed me a nice, cold, unopened can of beverage, and then just walked away 🫶🏻
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 4d
I wonder if my neighbors ever hear me running down the hallway
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 4d
there’s a video of me leading a drunken acappella chorus of Dance With Somebody on the sidewalk after a wedding and I’m so glad that exists
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 22d
and despite all the horrors, I can’t help but think that I’m the luckiest girl in the world
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 4d
shared this knowledge with others last night and it caused quite the stir
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 16d
just found out shirley temples are made with ginger ale and grenadine is pomegranate flavored ….. questioning everything
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