claire
@whitecrayon.bsky.social
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claire
@whitecrayon.bsky.social
· Mar 14
if I was punctuation I’d be an exclamation point
need to create an apocalypse playlist so I can throw it on as my personal soundtrack as soon as the apocalypse starts
December 3, 2025 at 6:04 AM
need to create an apocalypse playlist so I can throw it on as my personal soundtrack as soon as the apocalypse starts
sent my name in a group chat and someone replied with a burrito emoji and if this is my brand I feel very good about it
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
sent my name in a group chat and someone replied with a burrito emoji and if this is my brand I feel very good about it
I love pulling up to my very professional job with the bass absolutely bumpin out of my car speakers
December 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I love pulling up to my very professional job with the bass absolutely bumpin out of my car speakers
where’s my post about saving nice things people say about me? anyway, adding this to the list. when u get independent texts after joining a group activity? my heart
December 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
where’s my post about saving nice things people say about me? anyway, adding this to the list. when u get independent texts after joining a group activity? my heart
yeah sorry I’m just in a bad place right now (the denver airport)
December 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
yeah sorry I’m just in a bad place right now (the denver airport)
if you have a pure spirit, jenga blocks can sense that and they’ll let you take any piece you want
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
if you have a pure spirit, jenga blocks can sense that and they’ll let you take any piece you want
they got me with this one, can’t even deny!
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
they got me with this one, can’t even deny!
we need a new pyramid, who’s with me
humans just don’t build great monuments like they used to
November 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
we need a new pyramid, who’s with me
humans just don’t build great monuments like they used to
November 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
humans just don’t build great monuments like they used to
I’m just certain that my family can hear me watching reels in the bathroom
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I’m just certain that my family can hear me watching reels in the bathroom
pilot said “hey I’m pilot-name, your pilot. I’m joined here by Jared. We’re gonna take you to insert-destination.” I said what the hell, who’s Jared
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
pilot said “hey I’m pilot-name, your pilot. I’m joined here by Jared. We’re gonna take you to insert-destination.” I said what the hell, who’s Jared
usually pretty good at spelling but they were being a little evil when they decided on receive and persevere
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
usually pretty good at spelling but they were being a little evil when they decided on receive and persevere
just finished a coffee, picking up some taco bell now … I hope everyone on this airplane brought nose plugs idc
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
just finished a coffee, picking up some taco bell now … I hope everyone on this airplane brought nose plugs idc
little bags of cheez its taste different than big boxes and someone should fix that
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
little bags of cheez its taste different than big boxes and someone should fix that
!!!!!! question for spoon people !!!!!!
i put one of these spoons away and got the other one out specifically for the purpose of eating ice cream. which of these is the correct ice cream spoon
i put one of these spoons away and got the other one out specifically for the purpose of eating ice cream. which of these is the correct ice cream spoon
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 AM
!!!!!! question for spoon people !!!!!!
i put one of these spoons away and got the other one out specifically for the purpose of eating ice cream. which of these is the correct ice cream spoon
i put one of these spoons away and got the other one out specifically for the purpose of eating ice cream. which of these is the correct ice cream spoon
hope no one sees me changing my clothes at these red lights
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
hope no one sees me changing my clothes at these red lights
and I think we can learn a lot from fiction books
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
and I think we can learn a lot from fiction books
stayed up late on a school night to finish my book and I’d do it again!!!
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 AM
stayed up late on a school night to finish my book and I’d do it again!!!
I’ve never seen sex and the city but I worry that I’m Carrie /derogatory
November 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I’ve never seen sex and the city but I worry that I’m Carrie /derogatory
I hate when a bitch says something that exposes that they’re lowkey plotting against you
November 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I hate when a bitch says something that exposes that they’re lowkey plotting against you
watching myself devolve into ~a person who’s going to be very late~ in real time
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
watching myself devolve into ~a person who’s going to be very late~ in real time
just two delusional bitches telling each other exactly!!! 😌 I love it here
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
just two delusional bitches telling each other exactly!!! 😌 I love it here
wow I’m so good at parallel parking it’s like there’s nothing I can’t do!!!
November 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
wow I’m so good at parallel parking it’s like there’s nothing I can’t do!!!
that relief when u finally pee after needing to pee soooo bad
November 18, 2025 at 5:15 AM
that relief when u finally pee after needing to pee soooo bad
trying so hard to be sane but he has an earring and a thigh tattoo
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
trying so hard to be sane but he has an earring and a thigh tattoo