claire
@whitecrayon.bsky.social
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claire
@whitecrayon.bsky.social
· Mar 14
if I was punctuation I’d be an exclamation point
had to apologize to one of my bosses today for teaching another boss “it’s giving” because now she says it unironically all the time
February 18, 2026 at 12:46 AM
had to apologize to one of my bosses today for teaching another boss “it’s giving” because now she says it unironically all the time
and if I ever get sick it’ll be from peeling and eating oranges at my desk too much
February 18, 2026 at 12:45 AM
and if I ever get sick it’ll be from peeling and eating oranges at my desk too much
no I actually want to eat the food I have at home (gaslighting myself)
February 18, 2026 at 12:20 AM
no I actually want to eat the food I have at home (gaslighting myself)
who up yearning and doing nothing about it
February 17, 2026 at 4:23 AM
who up yearning and doing nothing about it
hot girls experience the full range of human emotions and don’t even beat themselves up about it
February 17, 2026 at 4:23 AM
hot girls experience the full range of human emotions and don’t even beat themselves up about it
u gotta be real careful with the “send separately” and “create group chat” buttons on ig
February 13, 2026 at 4:43 AM
u gotta be real careful with the “send separately” and “create group chat” buttons on ig
current food fixation: oranges!
trying not to eat 14 in a row every time, so far so good
trying not to eat 14 in a row every time, so far so good
February 12, 2026 at 8:10 PM
current food fixation: oranges!
trying not to eat 14 in a row every time, so far so good
trying not to eat 14 in a row every time, so far so good
just remembered that chickens lay eggs. kinda weird
February 12, 2026 at 8:10 PM
just remembered that chickens lay eggs. kinda weird
just saw my face reflected in the bottom of my mug as I was drinking my tea and now I’m thinking about calling in sick to work today
February 12, 2026 at 2:54 PM
just saw my face reflected in the bottom of my mug as I was drinking my tea and now I’m thinking about calling in sick to work today
been feeling like a glow stick the way I need to get cracked
February 12, 2026 at 6:29 AM
been feeling like a glow stick the way I need to get cracked
event starts in 30min, perfect time to get in the shower
February 12, 2026 at 1:29 AM
event starts in 30min, perfect time to get in the shower
imagine hating me and I’m just in my kitchen seeing how fast I can throw an apple from one hand to the other
February 11, 2026 at 4:08 AM
imagine hating me and I’m just in my kitchen seeing how fast I can throw an apple from one hand to the other
walking all the way into my apartment with my arms full of so many things actually makes me feel soooooo strong
February 11, 2026 at 3:27 AM
walking all the way into my apartment with my arms full of so many things actually makes me feel soooooo strong
sometimes the very first thing I have to do when I get home is take my shirt off
February 11, 2026 at 2:40 AM
sometimes the very first thing I have to do when I get home is take my shirt off
you CAN tell me that I’m physically your type because im tall or have a fat ass or a nice smile. you CANT tell me that im physically your type because of the color of my hair or my eyes. ok to like those things but can’t be “your type”. that makes it racist & weird. thank u for coming to my ted talk
February 9, 2026 at 11:59 PM
you CAN tell me that I’m physically your type because im tall or have a fat ass or a nice smile. you CANT tell me that im physically your type because of the color of my hair or my eyes. ok to like those things but can’t be “your type”. that makes it racist & weird. thank u for coming to my ted talk
can’t wait til summer so I can wear fewer clothes
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
can’t wait til summer so I can wear fewer clothes
Megan Thee Stallion freestyling “like a freak” is insane
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Megan Thee Stallion freestyling “like a freak” is insane
I wish male rappers didn’t call women bitches and hoes so much because some of their beats go hard
February 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I wish male rappers didn’t call women bitches and hoes so much because some of their beats go hard
taking pictures of my tv like im at a concert
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
taking pictures of my tv like im at a concert
rewinding to watch the super bowl halftime show again
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
rewinding to watch the super bowl halftime show again
oh my god, bad bunny
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
oh my god, bad bunny
watching the super bowl saying “good boy” any time I think someone does something athletic
February 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
watching the super bowl saying “good boy” any time I think someone does something athletic