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where’s my post about saving nice things people say about me? anyway, adding this to the list. when u get independent texts after joining a group activity? my heart
text that says “Yay claire is coming!!”
December 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
they got me with this one, can’t even deny!
screenshot of “Your day at a glance” from co-star that reads “you are ready for something barefoot and wild.”
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
omg?? 😭 another free taco coupon in my bag? is it bc im so stunningly gorgeous or does no one else say please and thank you in the drive thru? 🤨
taco bell free taco coupon that says “you deserve it”
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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!!!!!! question for spoon people !!!!!!

i put one of these spoons away and got the other one out specifically for the purpose of eating ice cream. which of these is the correct ice cream spoon
on the left, a lovely silver spoon with a matte finish. on the right, a lovely silver spoon with a shiny finish
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 AM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
and I think we can learn a lot from fiction books
selfie of me holding Tress of the Emerald Sea by Brandon Sanderson Page 388 of Tress of the Emerald Sea: We want to imagine that people are consistent, steady, stable. We define who they are, create descriptions to lock them on a page, divide them up by their likes, talents, beliefs. Then we pretend some – perhaps most – are better than we are, because they stick to their definitions, while we never quite fit ours. Truth is, people are as fluid as time is. We adapt to our situation like water in a strangely shape jug, though it might take us a little while to ooze into all the little nooks. Because we adapt, we sometimes don’t recognize how twisted, uncomfortable, or downright wrong the container is that we’ve been told inhabit. We can keep going that way for a while. We can pretend we fit that jug, awkward nooks and all. But longer we do, the worse it gets. The more it wears on us. The more exhausted we become. Even if we’re doing nothing at all, because simply holding the shape can take all the effort in the world. More, if we wanna make it look natural.
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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had to ask show knowers
text reads “you are Carrie I wouldn’t say derogatory”
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
just two delusional bitches telling each other exactly!!! 😌 I love it here
I texted my friend “okay and can I be extra delusional for a sec?? like I’m fully making things up and believing them type shit” my friend replies “HAHAHAHAH no yessss i agree! That’s the only logical conclusion and im being dead serious”
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
depression is such a bitch
side view of me but I’m flipping off the camera and my hand is covering my whole face
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 AM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
this app must not know me
notification from co-star “your day at a glance: no one is perfect the first time”
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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meme that says “I have two sides” and it’s a half a dog’s face with a halo that says “substance abuse” and the other half of the dog’s face with a devil horn that says “job”
November 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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every time I pop out it gets scary for you hoes
selfie I took in a reflective window while walking down the street. wearing a black top, black skirt, and a skull mask covered in rhinestones. my hair is in two long ponytails and I’m holding one out to the side
November 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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pov: i just arrived to the party you invited me to
picture of a Taco Bell party pack with hot sauce and a bottle of espolon tequila on a counter
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
day in the life of being my friend
my friend texts me “where are you!?”, I replied “Running!” and then “and I know I’m running late but consider that this is the closest to on time I’ve ever been”. My friend heart reacted to that message
November 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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silhouette of a person with giant scissors reaching out to cut the wings of another silhouette person with a briefcase and a bag in their hand. above the person with wings it says “throwing parties every night” and above the person trying to cut their wings it says “living in an apartment building”
October 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
oh my god
screenshot of Megan Thee Stallion’s Instagram post announcing her new single. caption says “LOVER GIRL 💋 FRIDAY” and the picture is her hand with long, pointy red nails holding a red heart shaped lollipop with 10/24 on it
October 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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making friends with the baristas
picture of the top of my to-go iced coffee cup with my name handwritten on top between a hand drawn heart and a hand drawn little cat face. there is also a sticker with a smiley face that says “falling for you!” (in reference to the change of seasons)
October 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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call this snack the medieval peasant
a chunk of sourdough and a square slice of cheese
October 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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pov: you asked me a question but that question made me think of something else
screenshot of a digital map following a straight road with an option for an alternate route labeled “8 min slower” that includes turning off the main road, driving in a circle, then getting back on the main road
October 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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just an idea
hot pink background with a yellow star giving a yellow thumbs up with the words “you should quit your job and play outside with me” in yellow
October 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
just drank a really thick milkshake
screenshot of a snapchat story headline for GymHeroes that says “never skip neck day” and has a picture of a guy with an 8 pack including a belly button on the front of his neck
October 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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magic 8 ball has never led me astray
screenshot of my magic 8 ball app where I asked “Should I go get ice cream?” And the magic 8 ball says “As I See It Yes”
October 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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“LISTEN TO THIS TRACK, BITCH” me: a picture of Despereaux from the Tales of Despereaux as a baby tucked into bed with Very Large ears
October 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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‼️BREAKING NEWS‼️
this just in: local girl who notoriously loves silver just discovered she looks great in gold. stay tuned for more
picture of me in a cheetah print dress with gold accessories. im squatting down and looking to the side but my eyes are closed picture of me from the back in a cheetah print dress and gold accessories. my hair is blurry in motion covering most of my back
October 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
You love and are loved. Stop analyzing why people care about you. They just do. The evidence surrounds you but you keep looking past it, searching for flaws or conditions. Today someone shows you genuine affection. Don’t intellectualize it away.
October 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
how it feels to send my friends videos without watching any of the ones they sent me
picture of dolphins jumping out of the water with a rainbow and hot air balloons in the background and colorful fish visible under the water
October 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM