*reads text from wife

*deletes and reports junk

@danbernstein.bsky.social Thank you for being an entertaining, rational, smart, and hilarious voice in my ear for the better part of my adult life. I can’t wait to hear your unique yet relatable viewpoints on whichever platform to which you choose to express them.

Musk suffers from the same delusion as his fans: he imagines he knows things because he has money. This has caused him to repeatedly embarrass himself publicly, and the humiliation makes him more resentful of criticism instead of triggering self reflection. He shouldn't be anywhere near government

@danbernstein.bsky.social What kind of air fryer do you have? I’ve bought two and everything comes out soggy.

My dog acts so weird when I’m on mushrooms.

A couple years ago I decided I had exactly twice as much anguish as I needed in my life so I stopped watching the Whitesox and now I just watch the Bears.

Keenan Allen has more coaching staff critiques than plays made.

Is there a new rule that you can’t throw it to DJ Moore past the line of scrimmage?

@danbernstein.bsky.social Hi Dan. I signed up for Twitter 13 years ago to follow your great reporting on the Penn State scandal. Only natural I follow you over to blue sky!