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lunchpail guy
Draper out at Wimbledon day before Independence Day
July 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
- Had a dream about eating box
- Watched two Wimbledon matches
- About to golf 18
- Running late night Dbacks game after
July 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I think my favorite thing about Lorde is that—despite shooting 2/3 on generationally game-changing pop albums with a bonafide masterpiece at SIXTEEN—she still presents herself as trying to figure shit out. wym you need to “contact the sages”??? predestined and carries herself like a 6th man
June 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
picking The Social Network as your favorite Fincher is kinda like picking Paul as your favorite Beatle. you’re probably correct, but it makes you infinitely less cool than picking any other option available to you.
June 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
June 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
whitey in the slot stands with @voxmediaunion.bsky.social
June 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
just when you think he’s lost a step…110mph four-seamer. among the best to ever do it.
June 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I don’t mean to Miss The Point here, but greta thunberg, I’d love to hangout and discuss the climate and esoteric films over coffee sometime after this israel snafu is resolved #rootingforyou
June 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
great day for the 12 and 13 personnel sickos #reallballknowers
The Vikings have agreed to a contract extension for TE Josh Oliver, per me and Tom Pelissero. It’s a 3-year, $23.25M deal with a max value of $27.5M, including 19.9M in total guarantees, source said.
June 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
bro told me his ex gf unfollowed me on ig ten minutes before the phoenician scheme wtf man
June 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
jeff buckley during sex bf looking for depeche mode during sex gf
June 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
can’t listen to the addison rae album because I know I’ll enjoy it
June 7, 2025 at 7:05 AM
lost in it all is the fact that Jalen Brunson sticks his pinky out in the celebration…
June 7, 2025 at 7:05 AM
bartender just asked for my keys
May 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
mon mothma so bad
May 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM
lorde is so back it's not even fucking funny
Lorde announces her new album ‘Virgin.’ Out June 27th.
April 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
summer hinge return
April 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
fucking based as hell jerry
This is NOT what I was expecting
April 26, 2025 at 7:15 AM
April 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
got to mansplain sky ferreira, prince “while my guitar gently weeps” performance, and nfl draft in class this week
April 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
johnny wilson hinge account leaked and howie knew he had a dawg
April 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
oblivion remaster + nba playoffs/nfl draft
April 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM