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Whit
@whitney-z.bsky.social
Professional sleepy girl
Guardians⚾ Cavaliers🏀
35mm on Pentax k1000 and Canon ae-1
Northeast Ohio is my adopted home ❤️
Old people love Audis. I've been hugged 3 times by my old lady customers since I started selling in June. I guess I'm accepting my fate that every old lady I work with will want to hug me before leaving 😐
December 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Here is your yearly reminded that budget phone carriers are just fine and significantly cheaper than the major carriers!
December 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I'm almost 32 and I swear it just never fucking stops once you hit your 30s.
December 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Last night I had a dream that I asked a tattoo artist for a sailor moon themed flower tattoo. He presented me with the sailor moon staff and flowers around it and I was like no I want flowers in sailor moon colors. I still don't know what this means, and I've never even watched sailor moon!
December 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Audi just sent me money for this months incentives that I wasn't expecting and I'm genuinely about to cry because it pays for like half of Juno's dental procedure that she needs to get done 😭
December 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Literally zero fucks today, hit a customer with a "congrats on your new car :)" text when they told me they bought elsewhere. The :) may or may not have been sarcastic in nature.
December 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Work is going to feel like the most impossible thing today while I await a call from the vets with results from Juno's blood work and panels.
December 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
When I was a kid, my great grandma had a step ladder with a built in seat that was the perfect height for her to sit and do dishes. I'd do anything for one right now, I struggle to stand for long period like doing dishes/cooking, my legs absolutely hate me for it.
December 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My brain is too ADHD to make appointments and I almost always overlap shit if I have multiple things going on in one day. May have just scheduled a vet appointment 1.5 hours before a Christmas party is supposed to start...
December 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Not me, wearing a thermal shirt, sweater and vest, sitting in an office that's 72° and still cold somehow
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Being in my 30s is teaching me the delicate balance of what and who I give my energy to.

But also recognizing that some people may no longer be willing to give me their time/energy and I have to be okay with that.
December 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
December 8th and I'm already over winter and just want summer to be here so I can go camping and kayaking.
December 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
America has such a bad meth problem that pseudoephedrine was moved behind the counter to stop addicts from stealing to make meth. Drug companies decided to use phenylephrine instead so they could keep product out and available. But when it hits your stomach acid it's rendered useless.
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I thought I had some kind of mutant sinus issue going on that made cold meds/decongestants not work on me. But I'm not crazy, decongestants with phenylephrine just don't work, like genuinely a scam! But nasal spray decongestants do and I can breathe for the first time all week now.
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
24 hours and he hasn't figured out how to rip this collar off yet!
December 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Got home and the cats had not touched their feeders today. Like zero attempts even made according to the app. They were following me around and acting hungry but wouldn't eat even if I put them in front of the feeder. Eventually figured out how to make the lid stay open and they ate finally 🥴
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Having a 40 minute commute has made me extremely intolerant of people who can't confidently drive. Use your God damn cruise control, and if you're going to pass me then commit so I can also move over and pass the people in front of me. Yeesh.
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The face of a cat who may or may not be plotting my murder after I made him wear a collar with an RFID chip to control his eating.
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Left my apartment at 8am and some random dude pulled up in the middle of the road as I was walking out of my door and yelled at me for my number. What the fuck is wrong with men?
December 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
What normally takes 38 minutes to get to work currently says an hour and 6 minutes 😐 save my sanity from this commute
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Sold two new cars today while sick and that's a fucking win right there
December 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Grew up never going to the doctor, like I only ever went when I was sick as a dog at 4, and then for a physical in highschool. Which now means that I absolutely 100% try to avoid it at all costs despite having great insurance coverage. How do I break this cycle 😭
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Did all my Christmas shopping online so now I'm tracking way too many packages at once. And on top of that petlibro split my order into 3 packages shipped via Amazon 😵‍💫 tis the season
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I just inhaled a 3 piece combo from raising canes so fast that I'm not even sure I tasted what I was eating.
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Wearing a sleeping boot on my foot to try to knock out the pain before I actually go see a doctor. It's beyond annoying, but it does help. But I can't get fully comfy without my feet being bent at ridiculous angles and the rest of my body contorted 😭
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM