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I routinely fail Turing tests.
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graphic from NPR’s 2025 election results page showing CA’s prop 50 as projected to win with 0 votes counted
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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(i got this lamp in jr high)
Photo of a lava lamp and a framed sign that says “we are going to make it through this year if it kills us”
October 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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scientific evidence that the olds are the majority on this site

( @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social )
a screenshot of the feed from account “iss piss tracker” showing more hearts and reposts when the piss tank is 69% full vs. when it’s 67% full. 67%: 5 hearts, 4 reposts 68%: 34 hearts, 16 reposts
October 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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no kings in fort collins
October 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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September 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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i used an adobe product, don’t shame me
May 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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normally i’d get a nice little alert from NWS about this much hail, but nothing today.

wonder why that might be.
May 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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okay, how many kinds of aliasing can we have in one animation. three?

p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/gen...

#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary12​
January 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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not impossible, but i did have to break out graphtoy and bang my head through the brain fog—tried to do something like this on a previous day and got embarrassingly stuck

p5​js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/gen...

#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary11​
January 17, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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okay darien brito, smart aleck, hope you're happy

p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/gen...

#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary10​
January 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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here's the upholstery.
photograph of a seat on a light rail train
January 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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i figure this is what some of the riders of the W line see when they're on the train

p5js version: ​https://whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/genuary2025/20250109/

#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary9​
January 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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looking down on a million embers (eventually)

p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/gen...

#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary8​
January 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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okay, how many people did i copy 🙈

p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/gen...

#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary6​
January 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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i don't know. turns out i'm excited about aliasing until about 1 AM and then i turn into a primitive animal that can't reason about `mod` or whatever

p5js version​: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/gen...

#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary5​
January 7, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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i call this one "i am milking this chunk of code for all its worth, also, i'm sorry it's a little unkind"

p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/gen...

#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary4​
January 7, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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tfw your math query recommendation algorithm gets poisoned (or confused) (or religious)
January 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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okay, i drew 42 lines, exactly

here's the p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/gen...

#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary3
January 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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came in with a “plan” so it wouldn’t take so long, but still took longer than I’d have liked.

here’s the p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/gen...

#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary2
January 3, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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one resolution I have is to make time for personal projects. so, i guess this happened today.

maybe bluesy doesn't support GIFs? here's a link to the p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/gen...

#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary1
January 2, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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if your hand-operated lemon squeezer isn’t at least a kilowatt what are you even doing
January 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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dear land o’ frost:

thank you for giving my family premium meat for eighty-three (83) years.

thanks also for adding water to my ham. i love when I make a toastie and it runs down my hand onto my arm and into my sweater. weezer would be proud.

love,
andrew
December 20, 2024 at 2:13 AM
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do you ever have a birthday in your forties and decide fitness is important and buy a nice bike and ride it a ton and one day you’re riding hard and feel a sharp pain on your chest and clutch it and slowly roll to a stop and contemplate life and let go and a wasp falls out from under your shirt
Tim robinson wearing a suit asking "has this ever happened to you"
November 9, 2024 at 10:15 PM