Tyler!
@whoaisthattyler.bsky.social
when you got a power outtage and theyre like “whatever you do DO NOT open the fucking fridge”
it’s exactly like when bro wasnt allowed to look back at his wife to make sure she was there or she get sent straight to the underworld
it’s exactly like when bro wasnt allowed to look back at his wife to make sure she was there or she get sent straight to the underworld
December 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
when you got a power outtage and theyre like “whatever you do DO NOT open the fucking fridge”
it’s exactly like when bro wasnt allowed to look back at his wife to make sure she was there or she get sent straight to the underworld
it’s exactly like when bro wasnt allowed to look back at his wife to make sure she was there or she get sent straight to the underworld
nobody estimates me more incorrectly than a bag of frozen pot stickers
steam and then pan fry?
my brother in christ you have gravely admitted to being fully cooked on the packaging
you are going in the microwave for a random amount of time
steam and then pan fry?
my brother in christ you have gravely admitted to being fully cooked on the packaging
you are going in the microwave for a random amount of time
December 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
nobody estimates me more incorrectly than a bag of frozen pot stickers
steam and then pan fry?
my brother in christ you have gravely admitted to being fully cooked on the packaging
you are going in the microwave for a random amount of time
steam and then pan fry?
my brother in christ you have gravely admitted to being fully cooked on the packaging
you are going in the microwave for a random amount of time
me, vibrating while looking at a sleeping cat: i want to pet you so bad but i respect you
November 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
me, vibrating while looking at a sleeping cat: i want to pet you so bad but i respect you
guys i had a horrible idea called Dark Cereal
and the idea is technically milk is neutral and used for both sweet and savory things
you see where this is going
anyways
chex mix,
and the idea is technically milk is neutral and used for both sweet and savory things
you see where this is going
anyways
chex mix,
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
guys i had a horrible idea called Dark Cereal
and the idea is technically milk is neutral and used for both sweet and savory things
you see where this is going
anyways
chex mix,
and the idea is technically milk is neutral and used for both sweet and savory things
you see where this is going
anyways
chex mix,
me and the parasocial relationship i have with my roomba with googly eyes
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
me and the parasocial relationship i have with my roomba with googly eyes
listening to that track from The Whirlwind that gets faster and faster while you’re on the bus rly does make you feel like your bus is about to crash
but in a good way
but in a good way
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
listening to that track from The Whirlwind that gets faster and faster while you’re on the bus rly does make you feel like your bus is about to crash
but in a good way
but in a good way
i took this photo of my roomba today and it has the vibe of those photos of peoples pet rats that are too happy on r/rats where they’re like “is my rat okay???”
November 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
i took this photo of my roomba today and it has the vibe of those photos of peoples pet rats that are too happy on r/rats where they’re like “is my rat okay???”
WHY ARE GRAPEFRUIT SO BITTER FOR NO FUCKING REASON
i accidentally bought grapefruit cuz it was on sale and i forgot that they taste like ass
bluesky better not mark me rude for this
i accidentally bought grapefruit cuz it was on sale and i forgot that they taste like ass
bluesky better not mark me rude for this
November 8, 2025 at 6:43 AM
WHY ARE GRAPEFRUIT SO BITTER FOR NO FUCKING REASON
i accidentally bought grapefruit cuz it was on sale and i forgot that they taste like ass
bluesky better not mark me rude for this
i accidentally bought grapefruit cuz it was on sale and i forgot that they taste like ass
bluesky better not mark me rude for this
wisdom is reminding myself i dont have depression i simply had to do one chore
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
wisdom is reminding myself i dont have depression i simply had to do one chore
the number one rule of cleaning is
many times you will look at something and go “hmm it is probably easier to burn down the entire universe and start over”
but if you put soap on it and scrub many times it will actually come off
many times you will look at something and go “hmm it is probably easier to burn down the entire universe and start over”
but if you put soap on it and scrub many times it will actually come off
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
the number one rule of cleaning is
many times you will look at something and go “hmm it is probably easier to burn down the entire universe and start over”
but if you put soap on it and scrub many times it will actually come off
many times you will look at something and go “hmm it is probably easier to burn down the entire universe and start over”
but if you put soap on it and scrub many times it will actually come off
i have to do one (1) chore so i have zero mental today
i can’t cope w this
i was born to be one of those out of touch rockstars that is constantly on coke and dead by 24
i have to clean my kitchen bc my sister is staying w me
life is but a series of dark voids
i can’t cope w this
i was born to be one of those out of touch rockstars that is constantly on coke and dead by 24
i have to clean my kitchen bc my sister is staying w me
life is but a series of dark voids
November 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
i have to do one (1) chore so i have zero mental today
i can’t cope w this
i was born to be one of those out of touch rockstars that is constantly on coke and dead by 24
i have to clean my kitchen bc my sister is staying w me
life is but a series of dark voids
i can’t cope w this
i was born to be one of those out of touch rockstars that is constantly on coke and dead by 24
i have to clean my kitchen bc my sister is staying w me
life is but a series of dark voids
there is no part of my brain that evolved to process people who’ve died
i just always feel like “oh they couldn’t come this time, they are too busy, but they’ll get back to me later when they’re free”
being not alive really fills your calendar you feel
i am understanding of this
i just always feel like “oh they couldn’t come this time, they are too busy, but they’ll get back to me later when they’re free”
being not alive really fills your calendar you feel
i am understanding of this
October 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
there is no part of my brain that evolved to process people who’ve died
i just always feel like “oh they couldn’t come this time, they are too busy, but they’ll get back to me later when they’re free”
being not alive really fills your calendar you feel
i am understanding of this
i just always feel like “oh they couldn’t come this time, they are too busy, but they’ll get back to me later when they’re free”
being not alive really fills your calendar you feel
i am understanding of this
it’s rly funny to me that the bad guy transformers are called Decepticons
like “damn these cars rly good at lying”
like “damn these cars rly good at lying”
October 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
it’s rly funny to me that the bad guy transformers are called Decepticons
like “damn these cars rly good at lying”
like “damn these cars rly good at lying”
every time my phone is at like 2%
but if i don’t text my friends on the ride home i will die
and the battery lasts all the way home
im like wow. this is exactly like what happened. in the story of hanukkah
but if i don’t text my friends on the ride home i will die
and the battery lasts all the way home
im like wow. this is exactly like what happened. in the story of hanukkah
October 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
every time my phone is at like 2%
but if i don’t text my friends on the ride home i will die
and the battery lasts all the way home
im like wow. this is exactly like what happened. in the story of hanukkah
but if i don’t text my friends on the ride home i will die
and the battery lasts all the way home
im like wow. this is exactly like what happened. in the story of hanukkah
brocolli is great for when you feel like popping a whole tree into your mouth
October 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
brocolli is great for when you feel like popping a whole tree into your mouth
im so pissed off i have a pimple inside my nose
it feels like a loving god wouldn’t allow this to happen
proof unintelligent design is real once again
it feels like a loving god wouldn’t allow this to happen
proof unintelligent design is real once again
October 21, 2025 at 7:53 AM
im so pissed off i have a pimple inside my nose
it feels like a loving god wouldn’t allow this to happen
proof unintelligent design is real once again
it feels like a loving god wouldn’t allow this to happen
proof unintelligent design is real once again
there is an Objectively Best Seat in a restaurant
and it’s against the back wall, not too close to the walkways, facing the entrance, preferably at a booth
this is the most relaxing spot to dine
and it’s against the back wall, not too close to the walkways, facing the entrance, preferably at a booth
this is the most relaxing spot to dine
October 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
there is an Objectively Best Seat in a restaurant
and it’s against the back wall, not too close to the walkways, facing the entrance, preferably at a booth
this is the most relaxing spot to dine
and it’s against the back wall, not too close to the walkways, facing the entrance, preferably at a booth
this is the most relaxing spot to dine
red delicious more like red not delicious amirite fellas
this has been a certified red delicious hate post
this has been a certified red delicious hate post
October 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
red delicious more like red not delicious amirite fellas
this has been a certified red delicious hate post
this has been a certified red delicious hate post
sometimes bitches be spicy for no good reason
and by bitches i mean green bell peppers 😒
and by bitches i mean green bell peppers 😒
October 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
sometimes bitches be spicy for no good reason
and by bitches i mean green bell peppers 😒
and by bitches i mean green bell peppers 😒
i looked at lemon seeds just now and got fucked up
their whole vibe is they contain the source code for generating lemons from the raw building blocks of life
shit’s fucked
(i am not high)
their whole vibe is they contain the source code for generating lemons from the raw building blocks of life
shit’s fucked
(i am not high)
October 17, 2025 at 5:07 AM
i looked at lemon seeds just now and got fucked up
their whole vibe is they contain the source code for generating lemons from the raw building blocks of life
shit’s fucked
(i am not high)
their whole vibe is they contain the source code for generating lemons from the raw building blocks of life
shit’s fucked
(i am not high)
me reading Joke Book For Kids at age 5: hmm. none of these are funny. guess im not old enough to be understanding jokes yet
October 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
me reading Joke Book For Kids at age 5: hmm. none of these are funny. guess im not old enough to be understanding jokes yet
i can tell im not ready for fancy foods bc i accidentally cooked this pasta perfectly el dente
and i am pissed off bc they are Too Hard
i am used to my overcooked garbage noodles
and i am pissed off bc they are Too Hard
i am used to my overcooked garbage noodles
October 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
i can tell im not ready for fancy foods bc i accidentally cooked this pasta perfectly el dente
and i am pissed off bc they are Too Hard
i am used to my overcooked garbage noodles
and i am pissed off bc they are Too Hard
i am used to my overcooked garbage noodles
ok i was too narrow minded before
i was a glacier freeze truther
however the other blue variety blue cherry is also fire
i have expanded my horizons
i was a glacier freeze truther
however the other blue variety blue cherry is also fire
i have expanded my horizons
October 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
ok i was too narrow minded before
i was a glacier freeze truther
however the other blue variety blue cherry is also fire
i have expanded my horizons
i was a glacier freeze truther
however the other blue variety blue cherry is also fire
i have expanded my horizons
me: not wearing a shirt while cooking is intelligent! this way my clothes can't be splattered with oil
me when my me is splattered with oil: :C
me when my me is splattered with oil: :C
October 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
me: not wearing a shirt while cooking is intelligent! this way my clothes can't be splattered with oil
me when my me is splattered with oil: :C
me when my me is splattered with oil: :C
i spent basically all day playing Strange Antiquities w my friend
it was so fun when we accidentally got the secret ending right away bc we are both Insane
and Must Solve A Puzzle Or We Will Explode
god i love puzzle games
i need more. MORE
it was so fun when we accidentally got the secret ending right away bc we are both Insane
and Must Solve A Puzzle Or We Will Explode
god i love puzzle games
i need more. MORE
October 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
i spent basically all day playing Strange Antiquities w my friend
it was so fun when we accidentally got the secret ending right away bc we are both Insane
and Must Solve A Puzzle Or We Will Explode
god i love puzzle games
i need more. MORE
it was so fun when we accidentally got the secret ending right away bc we are both Insane
and Must Solve A Puzzle Or We Will Explode
god i love puzzle games
i need more. MORE