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The only reason Trump even thinks about Greenland is because everyone laughed at him about it the first time, and that's a demon that has to be exorcised. That nobody anywhere can see this is clear evidence why we'd all be better off of he got stabbed in the neck is mystifying.
January 15, 2026 at 7:54 PM
The only reason Trump even thinks about Greenland is because everyone laughed at him about it the first time, and that's a demon that has to be exorcised. That nobody anywhere can see this is clear evidence why we'd all be better off of he got stabbed in the neck is mystifying.
When the Superbowl is being cancelled because of the civil unrest things are actually happening. That's not some kind of criticism of what's happening now, that's just understanding what actual change is going to require.
January 12, 2026 at 4:17 PM
When the Superbowl is being cancelled because of the civil unrest things are actually happening. That's not some kind of criticism of what's happening now, that's just understanding what actual change is going to require.
When you think about it, all of humanity is just a series of cargo cults, but at this point a lot of them seem to have forgotten what the cargo is and who it's meant to summon.
January 11, 2026 at 10:26 AM
When you think about it, all of humanity is just a series of cargo cults, but at this point a lot of them seem to have forgotten what the cargo is and who it's meant to summon.
Tim Walz talking about preparing the National Guard to get involved in protecting Minnesota is good. Governor's getting together to organize marching their national guards on DC is when things actually start happening.
January 8, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Tim Walz talking about preparing the National Guard to get involved in protecting Minnesota is good. Governor's getting together to organize marching their national guards on DC is when things actually start happening.
This poll should have a category for "laughed uncontrollably and hung up"
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Ontarians doubtful about Hwy. 401 tunnel: Survey
A proposal championed by Premier Doug Ford to build a traffic and transit tunnel under Hwy. 401 to relieve congestion is being met with skepticism by Ontario voters, a new poll suggests.
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January 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
This poll should have a category for "laughed uncontrollably and hung up"
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What are the chances that Trump's justification for announcing war on Venezuela tonight will involve drawing on a map with a sharpie?
December 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
What are the chances that Trump's justification for announcing war on Venezuela tonight will involve drawing on a map with a sharpie?
Please please please conservatives keep poilievre as leader in January. Who doesn't want to ride to the bottom of the sea with an anchor wrapped around their necks!
Wheeeeeeeeee!
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Other Conservatives 'frustrated' with Poilievre, says Liberal House leader a day after 2nd floor-crossing | CBC News
Hours after the Liberal government picked up another member in a surprise floor-crossing, government House leader Steven MacKinnon claimed he’s spoken to other Conservative MPs who are increasingly di...
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December 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Please please please conservatives keep poilievre as leader in January. Who doesn't want to ride to the bottom of the sea with an anchor wrapped around their necks!
Wheeeeeeeeee!
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The one from these war crimes is that if the US by some miracle escapes becoming an authoritarian hell hole and doesn't deliver the perpetrators to international authorities to be tried for war crimes that can result in spending their lives in prison it is in fact still an authoritarian hell hole
December 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The one from these war crimes is that if the US by some miracle escapes becoming an authoritarian hell hole and doesn't deliver the perpetrators to international authorities to be tried for war crimes that can result in spending their lives in prison it is in fact still an authoritarian hell hole
New challenger in most dystopian phrase imaginable competition.
"War on suspected drug traffickers"
"War on suspected drug traffickers"
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
New challenger in most dystopian phrase imaginable competition.
"War on suspected drug traffickers"
"War on suspected drug traffickers"
The lesson from Senate Democrats surrendering on the shutdown is that politics isn't going to solve the problem of the MAGA regime because politics at its core is always about compromise in the end. And removing regimes is always ultimately done by some kind of violence.
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The lesson from Senate Democrats surrendering on the shutdown is that politics isn't going to solve the problem of the MAGA regime because politics at its core is always about compromise in the end. And removing regimes is always ultimately done by some kind of violence.
Well this is disappointing, I was hoping for a nice clear "we follow the laws of thermodynamics" in this country ruling but I guess we'll just have to settle for the equivalent of finding an old receipt in your pocket and tossing it out.
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BREAKING | Supreme Court won’t hear appeal in B.C. ostrich case, opening door to controversial cull | CBC
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November 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Well this is disappointing, I was hoping for a nice clear "we follow the laws of thermodynamics" in this country ruling but I guess we'll just have to settle for the equivalent of finding an old receipt in your pocket and tossing it out.
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With the whole NBA scandal yesterday it suddenly occurred to me that average Americans might wake up to what actually is happening in their country once the Trump crime family own the Lakers, Yankees, Cowboys and Rangers. Might.
October 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
With the whole NBA scandal yesterday it suddenly occurred to me that average Americans might wake up to what actually is happening in their country once the Trump crime family own the Lakers, Yankees, Cowboys and Rangers. Might.
This is the inevitable consequence of placing people who think "hold my beer" is the height of entertainment, excellent life advice and the ultimate rhetorical argument possible in control of your government.
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Oh Sh*t What Did ICE Do This Time?
Just gonna start using that hed for every story now.
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October 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This is the inevitable consequence of placing people who think "hold my beer" is the height of entertainment, excellent life advice and the ultimate rhetorical argument possible in control of your government.
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For Carney this is like going to a business meeting to negotiate a big deal and at lunch the executive you're negotiating with orders anthrax and used tires.
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Q: Why do you say some federal workers should not get their backpay?
TRUMP: Well, you're gonna have to figure that out. Ask the Democrats
TRUMP: Well, you're gonna have to figure that out. Ask the Democrats
October 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
For Carney this is like going to a business meeting to negotiate a big deal and at lunch the executive you're negotiating with orders anthrax and used tires.
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My "The whole world wants Alberta Oil" T-shirt is generating a lot of questions answered by my "The whole world wants Alberta Oil" T-shirt.
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The fast and sometimes furious reaction to Alberta's latest push for a pipeline through B.C. | CBC News
After Alberta Premier Danielle Smith announced on Wednesday her government's intention to champion an application to the federal Major Projects Office for a new oil pipeline to the northwest coast of ...
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October 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My "The whole world wants Alberta Oil" T-shirt is generating a lot of questions answered by my "The whole world wants Alberta Oil" T-shirt.
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This thing collapses in upon itself if you think about it for even a second, which makes it the perfect Smith joint.
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ANALYSIS | After losing billions of dollars on Keystone XL and tank cars, Alberta is pursuing another pipeline | CBC News
After months of Premier Danielle Smith vowing to find a company willing to develop a new oil export pipeline, the Alberta government itself is taking the plunge. The move is already drawing both prais...
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October 2, 2025 at 11:12 AM
This thing collapses in upon itself if you think about it for even a second, which makes it the perfect Smith joint.
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I wonder if Dougie gets to keep his bribe from the Chinese amusement park or if it was 50% up front 50% on delivery?
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Federal government denies Marineland request to export belugas | CBC News
The federal department of fisheries and oceans has denied permit requests from Marineland Canada to export its 30 beluga whales. Chimelong Ocean Kingdom in China has been considering buying the whales...
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October 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I wonder if Dougie gets to keep his bribe from the Chinese amusement park or if it was 50% up front 50% on delivery?
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Are all conservative premiers just going to be stunt politicians from now on?
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Alberta considers new law allowing it to ignore international agreements signed by Canada | CBC News
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith's government says it is planning to introduce legislation that would allow it to ignore international agreements signed by Ottawa.
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September 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Are all conservative premiers just going to be stunt politicians from now on?
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Hmmm, I wonder if "I don't live in this neighborhood how am I supposed to know what the laws are here, and what are these "signs" you speak of?" Going to become a valid defense for all traffic offenses in the province.
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Ontario to give municipalities money for speed bumps, flashing lights to slow down drivers: Ford
The Ontario government is going to give municipalities “a lot of money” to implement traffic calming measures to slow down drivers, including turnabouts and speed bumps, instead of using photo radar c...
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September 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Hmmm, I wonder if "I don't live in this neighborhood how am I supposed to know what the laws are here, and what are these "signs" you speak of?" Going to become a valid defense for all traffic offenses in the province.
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Does anyone know if any service is offering odds on no non bills afc East team beating any non afc East team this season? I never do sports betting but I think I might drop $100 on that if the the odds are good. I haven't even checked schedules yet.
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September 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Does anyone know if any service is offering odds on no non bills afc East team beating any non afc East team this season? I never do sports betting but I think I might drop $100 on that if the the odds are good. I haven't even checked schedules yet.
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Fascinating that all the Americans who criticized the other nations of the West that have hate speech laws instead of "unfettered free speech" are having to contend with, or aren't contending at all with, the rapid disappearance of any kind of free speech at all in America.
September 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Fascinating that all the Americans who criticized the other nations of the West that have hate speech laws instead of "unfettered free speech" are having to contend with, or aren't contending at all with, the rapid disappearance of any kind of free speech at all in America.
Given the performance of starship so far and the Trump regime's assertion that they have the right to blow up random Venezuelan boats could countries under the flight path have a reasonable argument for sabotaging future launches?
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Musk confident Starship will start launching 100 tons to orbit next year
SpaceX Chief Executive Elon Musk says he is confident that Starship can start delivering 100 tons of payload to orbit next year while reusing both stages.
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September 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Given the performance of starship so far and the Trump regime's assertion that they have the right to blow up random Venezuelan boats could countries under the flight path have a reasonable argument for sabotaging future launches?
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Yeah these are totally the kind of people who are interested in protecting everyone's constitutional freedoms.
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Calgary lawyers who had Manitoba judge followed disbarred by Law Society of Alberta | CBC News
The two Calgary lawyers who hired a private investigator to follow and photograph a Manitoba judge in hopes of catching him breaching COVID-19 public health restrictions have been disbarred by the Law...
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September 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Yeah these are totally the kind of people who are interested in protecting everyone's constitutional freedoms.
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If trump ever found out he was dying it would be easy to know. He'd claim he'd already won the Nobel peace prize and demand it be awarded tomorrow and he would immediately start ordering assassinations of every perceived enemy.
September 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
If trump ever found out he was dying it would be easy to know. He'd claim he'd already won the Nobel peace prize and demand it be awarded tomorrow and he would immediately start ordering assassinations of every perceived enemy.