Charles
@whoelsebutcharles.bsky.social
In ancient china the only person allowed to possess the famed Jade Labubu was the emperor himself
July 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
In ancient china the only person allowed to possess the famed Jade Labubu was the emperor himself
When’s the squirt off part of the conclave gonna happen?
May 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
When’s the squirt off part of the conclave gonna happen?
They might be giants and bare naked ladies are the same band
May 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
They might be giants and bare naked ladies are the same band
Born too early to explore the stars, born to late to explore the oceans, born just in time to live thru a really dumb constitutional crisis.
JUST IN: Judge finds 'probable cause' to hold U.S. in contempt over Alien Enemies Act deportations
Judge: 'Probable cause' to hold U.S. in contempt over Alien Enemies Act deportations
The government sent several planeloads of alleged gang members to El Salvador, including 137 people under the act, the White House said at the time.
www.npr.org
April 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Born too early to explore the stars, born to late to explore the oceans, born just in time to live thru a really dumb constitutional crisis.
Damn shawty that tuna creation bold
March 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Damn shawty that tuna creation bold
One of those days where you need a rockin Thracian twink to fan you w a palm frond and feed you dates
February 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
One of those days where you need a rockin Thracian twink to fan you w a palm frond and feed you dates
Laughing at historians 200 years from now having to sift thru tweets from a guy named “catturd” and people claiming Musk did the nazi salute cause he’s got the autism
The primary sources are made of pure unadulterated feces your thesis shall drive you to madness nerd
The primary sources are made of pure unadulterated feces your thesis shall drive you to madness nerd
January 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Laughing at historians 200 years from now having to sift thru tweets from a guy named “catturd” and people claiming Musk did the nazi salute cause he’s got the autism
The primary sources are made of pure unadulterated feces your thesis shall drive you to madness nerd
The primary sources are made of pure unadulterated feces your thesis shall drive you to madness nerd
You should say gesundheit when your bitch go to pee after fucking
January 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
You should say gesundheit when your bitch go to pee after fucking
Guys if we keep murdering CEOs we can have free cocaine and insulin by the end of the next year
December 11, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Guys if we keep murdering CEOs we can have free cocaine and insulin by the end of the next year
Harry Potter but if it was cool:
Harry: “What do you see when you look in the mirror Professor?”
Dumbledore: “I see myself chugging a dart and crushing some fucking forties with the boys you little pussy.”
Harry: “What do you see when you look in the mirror Professor?”
Dumbledore: “I see myself chugging a dart and crushing some fucking forties with the boys you little pussy.”
December 5, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Harry Potter but if it was cool:
Harry: “What do you see when you look in the mirror Professor?”
Dumbledore: “I see myself chugging a dart and crushing some fucking forties with the boys you little pussy.”
Harry: “What do you see when you look in the mirror Professor?”
Dumbledore: “I see myself chugging a dart and crushing some fucking forties with the boys you little pussy.”
If I get confirmed I vow not to get sober but instead switch to exclusively laudanum and ergotized beer
Donald Trump’s secretary of defense pick has made a solemn promise to quit drinking if confirmed to the position.
Hegseth Vows to Get Sober if Confirmed
The embattled Fox News host-turned-secretary of defense nominee denied ever having a drinking problem.
www.thedailybeast.com
December 5, 2024 at 3:01 PM
If I get confirmed I vow not to get sober but instead switch to exclusively laudanum and ergotized beer
Republicans spent four years bitching about Hunter Bidens enormous hog and how much crack he smoked only for him to be pardoned for the crime of being too fucking rad
December 2, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Republicans spent four years bitching about Hunter Bidens enormous hog and how much crack he smoked only for him to be pardoned for the crime of being too fucking rad
CHRISTMAS ONLY 3 WEEKS AWAY!!!
December 2, 2024 at 6:21 PM
CHRISTMAS ONLY 3 WEEKS AWAY!!!
Man all that sewing was badass but that reaping man I’ll tell you
November 29, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Man all that sewing was badass but that reaping man I’ll tell you
Me on the phone with my dad: Hey I really appreciate the horse! Yeah I’m plowing the shit outta my fields it’s really great! But uh, I caught a glimpse at its teeth the other day…
November 29, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Me on the phone with my dad: Hey I really appreciate the horse! Yeah I’m plowing the shit outta my fields it’s really great! But uh, I caught a glimpse at its teeth the other day…
Separated ass orange juice
November 25, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Separated ass orange juice
If elections teach us anything about America it’s that we learn nothing and can’t have nice things
November 19, 2024 at 3:45 PM
If elections teach us anything about America it’s that we learn nothing and can’t have nice things
Arcane had a scene in it where imagine dragons started playing without my consent or prior knowledge 0/10
November 18, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Arcane had a scene in it where imagine dragons started playing without my consent or prior knowledge 0/10
“Kissinger, look! I’ve attained the power of unaided flight, those fucking commies are gonna get it now!”
November 18, 2024 at 5:51 PM
“Kissinger, look! I’ve attained the power of unaided flight, those fucking commies are gonna get it now!”
Jorkin it like a slide whistle
November 17, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Jorkin it like a slide whistle
I was at work waiting tables and this Brazilian kid w ADHD just barged into the restaurant and started tearing shit up
November 17, 2024 at 3:30 PM
I was at work waiting tables and this Brazilian kid w ADHD just barged into the restaurant and started tearing shit up
Evangelion fucking sucks what is this merch???
November 17, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Evangelion fucking sucks what is this merch???