thoughts of a retired emo -
1) I have no real gig appropriate clothing anymore
2) all I can think about is needing to clean my trainers afterwards
3) thank god this ends at 10pm, more gigs should be early closers

2026 goal : be enough of a minor influencer that I get sent something for free

not sure what, i will take offers between condiments and a coffee table

why did they not name final fantasy two, finaler fantasy.

why is final fantasy three not finalist fantasy.

somehow my twitter feed has evolved into “fog is geoengineering” and “LED lightbulbs are poisoning you” and the only way to fix it is “align[ing] our intentions to help bring back great SUNNY weather to the UK, however that manifests” at 9PM on a certain date….

"I work with an agency that handles my Amazon advertising, and they mentioned that they cannot create a DSP campaign on Amazon without ads also being shown on Google search. They said that ads from Amazon DSP campaigns automatically extend to Google."

most shameful thing i've ever read

44% is better than 36% but still ....

2024 "Programmatic Transparency Benchmark," estimates 44% of ad dollars spent on DSPs effectively reach consumers, up from 36% estimated in 2023 study.

#adtech #programmatic #DSPs @adtechgod.com

www.mediapost.com/publications...

remember the period of time when people just made nonsensical facebook events for 15 years in the future like 'bring your henry hoover to the picnic' or 'lamppost making cheese course'

because apparently all of those events are happening in a months time on my facebook

also im travelling for work next month, and i have to lug around this huge ass laptop and its massive power brick - while other people have macbooks and a single usb c cable
i'm not jealous

closed my work laptop lid on friday afternoon
last night i walked in to hear the fans working at 100db because it was still apparently trying to download a critical security patch while the screen was closed and off

i might be spoilt by macs a bit

I’ve pulled two immersive pikachu exs, but I can’t pull a bloody spearow????

other observations -

Digitas has two different logos and two different fonts in use even though they rebranded in 2022.

someone needs to centralise brand assets and brand guidelines for all companies in one place. charge a download fee to the downloaded, rev share with the brand.

December 3rd

not COVID afflicted;

a flat I nearly gave up on (7 months old on rightmove) is still on the market;

my office (8-11th floor) has elevator, electric and water problems and a bird got in apparently;

home office did a good job for once;

OTV video in Korea will be interesting.

rotting in bed thought 2 -
who at Papa Johns let gravy mayo into production after they saw what it looked like as a sample

rotting in bed thought 1 - why is semi skimmed milk considered left wing now

the feeling of waking up to find you have another day of PTO that you’ve forgotten that you booked 🙏

I had to triple check that this wasn't Twitter a second ago - praise be the moderation team and content filters

I've come to the realisation that I can easily influenced when I jumped at the bit to get a Our Place Always Pan as a company Xmas gift

how does one migrate all of twitter to a new app