@whojayokc.bsky.social
Just a gay, liberal, vegetarian atheist making a go of it in deep red, Trumpy Oklahoma. I travel a lot.
You know what's hot?
Always talking about how busy you are.
Always talking about how busy you are.
May 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You know what's hot?
Always talking about how busy you are.
Always talking about how busy you are.
For the benefit of coworkers who may be a tiny bit more psychotic than you, please clear out your unused time on the break room microwave.
April 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
For the benefit of coworkers who may be a tiny bit more psychotic than you, please clear out your unused time on the break room microwave.
Saying DS9 is the best Trek is the "I liked this band before they were popular!" of science fiction.
April 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Saying DS9 is the best Trek is the "I liked this band before they were popular!" of science fiction.
Yes, I will correct the grammar and spelling in your meme.
April 6, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Yes, I will correct the grammar and spelling in your meme.
Yes, everyone can tell you Facetuned that photo.
And we're all creeped out.
And we're all creeped out.
April 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Yes, everyone can tell you Facetuned that photo.
And we're all creeped out.
And we're all creeped out.
May anyone who openly and knowingly quotes Joseph Goebbels to make a point end up like Joseph Goebbels.
April 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
May anyone who openly and knowingly quotes Joseph Goebbels to make a point end up like Joseph Goebbels.
If you have to wear a tshirt that says "Alpha," guess what you're not?
April 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
If you have to wear a tshirt that says "Alpha," guess what you're not?
Has there ever been a more hillbilly/white trash/Okie sounding name than "Markwayne Mullin?"
He wins.
He wins.
March 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Has there ever been a more hillbilly/white trash/Okie sounding name than "Markwayne Mullin?"
He wins.
He wins.
Lyndon Johnson explained Trumpies decades ago.
"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."
"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."
March 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Lyndon Johnson explained Trumpies decades ago.
"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."
"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."
All this worrying about trans people in public toilets.
We should be policing the people who don't wash their hands after a #2.
Shame where shame is due.
We should be policing the people who don't wash their hands after a #2.
Shame where shame is due.
March 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
All this worrying about trans people in public toilets.
We should be policing the people who don't wash their hands after a #2.
Shame where shame is due.
We should be policing the people who don't wash their hands after a #2.
Shame where shame is due.
I think my favorite thing about being 50 is that there is back pain and an out of control nose hair situation, but I still have my youthful acne.
March 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I think my favorite thing about being 50 is that there is back pain and an out of control nose hair situation, but I still have my youthful acne.
Dear Canada,
Thank you for standing on principle and actually boycotting the US.
It's a much better effort than a lot of our "liberals," who can't even be bothered to give up X or Amazon.
Thank you for standing on principle and actually boycotting the US.
It's a much better effort than a lot of our "liberals," who can't even be bothered to give up X or Amazon.
March 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Dear Canada,
Thank you for standing on principle and actually boycotting the US.
It's a much better effort than a lot of our "liberals," who can't even be bothered to give up X or Amazon.
Thank you for standing on principle and actually boycotting the US.
It's a much better effort than a lot of our "liberals," who can't even be bothered to give up X or Amazon.
Telling me to "watch 'til the end!" is a guarantee I won't be watching at all.
March 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Telling me to "watch 'til the end!" is a guarantee I won't be watching at all.
Healthy Behavior: baking your own bread.
Not So Healthy Behavior: immediately eating half the loaf.
Not So Healthy Behavior: immediately eating half the loaf.
March 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Healthy Behavior: baking your own bread.
Not So Healthy Behavior: immediately eating half the loaf.
Not So Healthy Behavior: immediately eating half the loaf.
I'm envious of kids today who seem to be wearing high-water pants deliberately as a fashion statement.
When I was a kid, it was just called being poor.
When I was a kid, it was just called being poor.
March 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I'm envious of kids today who seem to be wearing high-water pants deliberately as a fashion statement.
When I was a kid, it was just called being poor.
When I was a kid, it was just called being poor.
I like how I really try to be healthy, but then people bring barrels of cheese balls to the office.
March 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I like how I really try to be healthy, but then people bring barrels of cheese balls to the office.
Does anyone else kind of miss the days when Republicans clutched their pearls over blowjobs and weren't completely dismantling American democracy?
March 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Does anyone else kind of miss the days when Republicans clutched their pearls over blowjobs and weren't completely dismantling American democracy?
Remember when Bush ran on "Restoring Integrity to the White House" and that's what Republicans were super into?
Good times.
Good times.
March 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Remember when Bush ran on "Restoring Integrity to the White House" and that's what Republicans were super into?
Good times.
Good times.
In today's "I recently turned 50" news, I just went looking for my glasses while wearing my glasses.
March 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
In today's "I recently turned 50" news, I just went looking for my glasses while wearing my glasses.
Remember that Whole Foods is Amazon.
Stay away.
Stay away.
March 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Remember that Whole Foods is Amazon.
Stay away.
Stay away.
Is there a drug you can take that makes cauliflower rice as satisfying as actual rice?
March 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Is there a drug you can take that makes cauliflower rice as satisfying as actual rice?
For real, though.
If you can't resist the urge to shop at Walmart or Amazon, or are still using X, stop complaining.
Your words are meaningless.
If you can't resist the urge to shop at Walmart or Amazon, or are still using X, stop complaining.
Your words are meaningless.
March 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
For real, though.
If you can't resist the urge to shop at Walmart or Amazon, or are still using X, stop complaining.
Your words are meaningless.
If you can't resist the urge to shop at Walmart or Amazon, or are still using X, stop complaining.
Your words are meaningless.
Amazon in all its forms is now off all my devices. The last holdout was Amazon Music, and I've now switched that to Spotify.
A week-long boycott does nothing.
Stop. Using. It.
A week-long boycott does nothing.
Stop. Using. It.
March 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Amazon in all its forms is now off all my devices. The last holdout was Amazon Music, and I've now switched that to Spotify.
A week-long boycott does nothing.
Stop. Using. It.
A week-long boycott does nothing.
Stop. Using. It.
Now we know why those hats are red.
March 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Now we know why those hats are red.