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Matt
@whorrak.bsky.social
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He/Him/SJW; Father, husband, feminist, roleplayer, aspiring woodworker. Hell, aspiring to be better at all five. Beer snob.
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whorrak.bsky.social
Well, I'm definitely not chilly anymore. These two are tiny space heaters.
The image is a first-person photo of a person's lap. They have a tiny puppy on their lap, under a blanket, with a large cat on top.
October 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
whorrak.bsky.social
... OK, fine, I'll print the poop chute/bin for the 3D printer.

#Bambu
A large pile of discarded 3D filament extrusions (frequently referred to as "poop") lays on a wooden floor. It is easily 1 cubic foot in size and is a mix of 8 or 9 colors. It is an embarrassing mess. A large pile of discarded 3D filament extrusions (frequently referred to as "poop") lays on a wooden floor. It is easily 1 cubic foot in size and is a mix of 8 or 9 colors. It is an embarrassing mess.
October 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
whorrak.bsky.social
Grab them by their wallets. #Disney
The image is a screenshot from the Disney Plus website, confirming the cancellation of my subscription.
September 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
whorrak.bsky.social
I think I broke Merge Maestro.
A screenshot from the game Merge Maestro, wherein I somehow managed to get a token with 88,162 attack rating.
August 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
whorrak.bsky.social
Thanks for the heads up, @theverge.com ?
Screenshot of an article at the Verge with the title "Alienware's $549 OLED monitor is now available for $549."
July 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
whorrak.bsky.social
Until they endorse @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social as a united party, the DNC and their fundraising emails can fuck right off.
Screenshot of an email from the Democratic National Committee, asking for donations. Yet another screenshot of an email from the Democratic National Committee, asking for donations. Yet another screenshot of an email from the Democratic National Committee, asking for donations.
July 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
whorrak.bsky.social
Hospital waiting room selfie.

#stillmasking #FloMask
A white man with brown hair and beard, wearing a Flo mask, sits in an otherwise empty hospital waiting room.
July 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
whorrak.bsky.social
Yes, clearly I am a Russian right wing cop. Have you seen my post history?
Screenshot of a block list I've been added to, which purportedly includes Bots, Russians, MAGA, Cops, Feds, etc.
June 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
whorrak.bsky.social
Why yes, I'll work an 8 hour day, then sort Legos for my ungrateful spawn for 2 hours, then work another 3+ hours. No problem.
June 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
whorrak.bsky.social
Adding alt text.

#FuckICE
USC law students have started a hotline for people to call when they have an immigration-related court hearing but don't want to show up in person for fear of being arrested/detained by ICE outside the courthouse. The students will help people complete and submit a "Motion to Change Hearing Format," which can allow someone to have a remote/online hearing instead of in-person. hotline # is (888) 462-5211 They can help in English or Spanish
June 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
whorrak.bsky.social
The image is a series of screen captures from the show Severance. Burt: "well, as a matter of fact, I was guided to Lumon's door by Jesus." Irving: "Jesus Christ?" Burt: "that's the one."
June 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
whorrak.bsky.social
What... what does this factory make?!

search.app/ZwK6Z
Screenshot of an article titled "'Ground-up American' manufacturing facility wants to open in Branchburg." It is unclear what they make, but I think all the ICE agents should go investigate the insides of the grinding machine.
June 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
whorrak.bsky.social
This feels less like an official pokemon and more like some bad reddit post. Sexy onion-person ass.
The image is a screenshot from the Pokemon Pocket card game app, featuring the card Tsareena. The pokemon appears to be an onion-person, wearing a corset-like top, with their onion bulb used to depict an enormous butt. Yep, it's a sexy onion.
May 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
whorrak.bsky.social
Me, generously: I'm still hungry. Gonna make myself a sandwich. Want anything?

@adigoesswimming.bsky.social: No thx.

Me: (Brings sandwich to bedroom)

Adi: CHOMP
A sandwich sits on a wooden table, a bite taken from its very center as though it were impaled or shot or otherwise violated.
May 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
whorrak.bsky.social
You might remember me commenting in the past how much Marlowe looks like my dog Penny. Penny unfortunately passed recently at age 13.

Please give Marlowe all the scratches for me.
An elderly red-nosed pit bull snuggles between the stretched out legs of a person reclining on a couch. She looks comfortable and thoughtless.
May 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
whorrak.bsky.social
Really quick and terribly dirty temporary hooks for hanging hoodies, with custom artwork from the 10yo, @adigoesswimming.bsky.social, and myself.
A rough plywood board screwed into a wall below a mirror. There are 16 screws placed at an angle into the board to create hooks from which clothes might be hung. Hand drawn artwork, from left to right, includes a wireframe Minecraft creeper, a pony shouting "Am Pony!'" and a totally innocent and not at all deliciously-living goat head profile.
May 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
whorrak.bsky.social
Someone did my thoughts a plagiarism.
EVERYONE I HAVE EVER KISSED THINKS ABOUT ME ALL OF THE TIME AND IS IN LOVE WITH ME By Hilary Kaufman I AM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON IN THE WORLD EVERYONE I HAVE EVER KISSED THINKS ABOUT ME ALL OF THE TIME AND IS IN LOVE WITH ME I DONT THINK ABOUT ANYTHING EVER IHAVE NEVER FELT PAIN I AM THE
April 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
whorrak.bsky.social
Now with alt text.
Rolling Stone magazine cover reading: TRUMP HAS NOW DEPORTED MULTIPLE US. CITIZEN CHILDREN WITH CANCER Two families among them three U.S. citizens aged two, four, and seven were abruptly deported under "troubling circumstances," says the ACLU of Louisiana
April 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
whorrak.bsky.social
Anybody with... negative seven years of experience looking for a job?

(Now with alt text)
Screenshot of a poorly edited job posting which reads: "e're Looking for Someone with:4 -7 years experience in designing conversational experiences for chatbots, IVR, or virtual assistants, preferably with some experience integrating Al and LLMsK nowledge of dialogue management, user-centered design principles, and conversational UI/UX best practicesS trong logical problem-solving skills to optimize and refine conversational modelsB ulletproof writing and editing skillsP ortfolio of content and conversation design projectsH"
April 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
whorrak.bsky.social
Now with alt text.
(CNN) - An American citizen says he and his wife were detained for hours by US border agents when they returned to the United States after a short trip to Canada. Bachir Atallah told CNN he and his wife, Jessica, were driving back into the US Sunday evening after visiting family in Canada for the weekend when U.S. Customs and Border Patrol agents stopped them for a secondary inspection at the Highgate Springs checkpoint in Vermont. Atallah, who is originally from Lebanon, said he was told to park his Range Rover and hand over his keys. When he asked the officer why, the officer placed his hand on his gun and told him to exit his vehicle, Atallah said. He said he was then handcuffed and led into a cell, where his belongings were confiscated. He said his wife was put into a cell across from his.
April 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
whorrak.bsky.social
Attn @trickycrayon.bsky.social & @sam.codes

makerworld.com/en/models/94...
A 3D-printed storage box, in three pieces, for the board game Wingspan.
April 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
whorrak.bsky.social
Quite the pack of Pokemon Pocket cards.

#PTCGP #PokemonPocket
Screenshot from the Pokemon the Card Game Pocket app, showing a random pack of 5 cards, all of which are rare, premium cards.
March 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
whorrak.bsky.social
Now with alt text.
Quote Shanley Tucci: Raw milk is one of those ideas that can really only take hold when people haven't seen a cow. if you see a cow from let's say ten feet or less you immediately understand the problem that pasteurization is solving Quote theforceisstronginthegirl: For people who have never seen a cow I'll explain: Cows are covered in cow shit. All the time. Even clean cows who get bathed regularly have cow shit on them. But listen to me. Normal dairy cows are not getting baths. They have cowshit on them, the splash back from their cowshit gets on udders. So does cow urine. Also listen mud gets on cow udders, cow hair, bugs, and other nasties will get in the milk. But most importantly: cow shit. There is so much cow shit involved with cows even in the cleanest and healthiest dairies. Cows shit a LOT. Also for some reason cows like to lie down in cowshit. You will have a whole pasture with no cowshit and they will find the most disgusting pile of cowshit you've ever had the misfortune to smell and they lie right in it. When cows were milked by hand this was a problem- when cows are milked with machinery this is a problem. Cows are animals and they shit. A lot. And it's going to get into the milk. And listen. You do not want to drink cow shit germs in milk. And milk can be filtered all you want and it is- but germs? gotta cook those fuckers out. So you don't get sick from the cowshit. TLRD: cow shit.
March 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
whorrak.bsky.social
And then there are packs like this one.

#pokemon #pocket #ptcgp
Pack of random cards from Pokemon card game Pocket, with two Nosepass cards and two Skarmory cards.
February 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
whorrak.bsky.social
That's quite the Pokemon Pocket pack.
A five card pack of cards from the Pokemon Pocket card game, containing two copies of the rare Mewtwo Ex card.
February 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM