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"oi m8, you got a loicense for those flavors?"
December 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
December 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
this one's a winner
December 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
this is a Firefly appreciation post
December 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i spy with my little eye, a fascist bootlicking scumbag living in my domicile
December 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
this could be us but you playin
December 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
get off of my naturally landscaped yard with this shit plz
December 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
"NVDA is fine we promise don't mind the 10:1 split or the Enron-tier bubble that's been forming around us"
December 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
might wanna read between the lines a bit next time
December 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
December 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
for the love of allah get yourself some decent clothes dude
December 11, 2025 at 7:11 AM
what the fuck is this shit. give me a list of suffixes instead, please
December 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM
why do I get molested every time I use hinge for a date. why does my health insurance provider have the same logo as match group. why is ann arbor the worst city on the planet
December 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
if you only knew how bad things really are
December 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
to paraphrase: "I have issues with protecting women in wyoming, also known as the Equality State"

I'm so glad I'm in the process of moving
September 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This is a pattern that should not be overlooked
September 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
September 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
posting this shit and saying I'M blue maga?? absolutely hilarious. if you wouldn't have put me on a list, we could both be laughing at you together 💔
September 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
today I learned I'm both a tankie AND blue maga. at least I can have civil conversations though 🤣
September 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"help me, I'm a dipshit and I need to be spoonfed"
September 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
good morning
September 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I was so happy and healthy last fall while I was going to college
August 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I am still alive. looking forward to getting back my pretty long hair that I had last winter. this was the worst summer of my entire life
August 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
August 23, 2025 at 9:08 AM
August 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM