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Trucker Law @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · 11h

“I’m named fuckin farty farty fuckface and I shit my fucking pants every time I fart Then I piss on my own fuckin face”

Trucker Law @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · 12h

Two teams. Nine defensive players. Four bases in the diamond. But there’s only One baseball per play. Whoever has the baseball last wins the day, so I say, Play Ball!

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Trucker Law @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · 3d

A door in my home just cracked ajar all by itself! I closed it a second ago but then it kind of creaked open a little bit- all by itself! I think it was a gh-ghh-GHOST!!!

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Trucker Law @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · 3d

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Trucker Law @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · 4d

MLB commissioner will Not be happy about triple baseball. He’ll be on the hook for three times the baseball expenses!

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Trucker Law @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · 4d

There’s three times the bats and three times the balls in Triple Baseball. Three times the triples and three times the doubles. There’s even three times the dingers And three times the base knocks

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Trucker Law @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · 6d

What if there was triple baseball. Three times the batters and Three times the balls. Three times the defensive players and Three times the umpire calls. Could be kind of neat

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Trucker Law @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · 7d

Ring-a-ding-ding! Another batter has been struck out in the MLB postseason.

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Trucker Law @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · 9d

Scott Radinsky would go on to celebrate his birthday later that year or early in the following year

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Trucker Law @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · 13d

The players are here and this is why
Thursday night football is nearly ‘nigh
Oh! And watch the players run
But the score could still be none to none

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Trucker Law @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · 18d

If I was QB, I would Hike the ball, throw to a teammate- and then have the teammate throw the ball Back to me, causing utter confusion to the defending team. And whom, you might ask, would be the benefactor? My offensive program

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Trucker Law @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · 20d

“A man’s got to have a code” well I try to go poop twice every day.

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Trucker Law @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · 25d

The players of college and NFL football are becoming chippy due to competition!

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Trucker Law @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · Sep 6

If a NFL team owner would like to get to the end zone, he or she will first need to go to the ‘spend zone’ due to the high costs of owning and operating a NFL franchise.

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Trucker Law @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · Sep 5

In 1994 you could just say ‘a three hour toouuurrrr’ and everyone in the office would laugh and you’d get promoted. But in today’s workforce you have to do Lil Jon impressions to get ahead

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Trucker Law @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · Sep 5

I am not sure about what this NFL Weather Delay means for the players, the fans, and the owners. It could be impact to game.

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Trucker Law @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · Sep 5

if I was QB I would say ‘hut hut Run’ or ‘hut hut Pass’. Now give me my 4 likes

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Trucker Law @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · Aug 29

Now behold the tale of Daniel’s Purple Coat! Daniel was Jesus’ favorite guy so he got a purple coat. The other villagers were none too pleased and beat the crap out of him. Can’t remember the rest

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Trucker Law @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · Aug 23

They’re called the doobie brothers because they sure do be brothers in real life

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Trucker Law @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · Aug 15

Looks like the Jonas Brothers have decided to be standing up to cancer in partnership with the MLB. Pretty cool

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Trucker Law @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · Aug 5

MLB action continues tonight! The Marlins and Astros get things rolling at 6:40 ET.

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Trucker Law @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · Jul 26

I’ll have a slice of NFL business, please!

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Trucker Law @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · Jul 23

The smile of a boy, the smile of a man. The smile of a girl, the smile of a woman. Fans, welcome to the MLB

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Trucker Law @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · Jul 20

I think that they could make a movie about the MLB. But the true tale may be too outlandish for the moviegoers- ‘even for a movie about outfielders, it’s too far-fetched’, they might say!

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Trucker Law @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · Jul 20

The baseball players will need to hit every ball and touch every home plate (runs are good, yes?) to make the postseason. Some will be watching from the stands with envy- they didn’t make the grade. Oh well- maybe next year!

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