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Chris Gillatt
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The temperature inside this apple turnover is over 1,000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten Bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down.
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
There is a warning about “people with the link” but it doesn’t immediately say “everyone on Google” which is disappointing.

Good to know you can un-share chats, but as everyone knows, once it’s on the net, it’s on the net. Be careful out there.
August 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Looking back at the time I bricked my Macbook Pro 😉 #jokes
February 13, 2025 at 6:45 AM
February 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Ok, boss.
January 29, 2025 at 8:34 AM
#DuoLingo translation: nearly at the point where I could scrape a GCSE in Spanish 😅
January 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
If your booking system is shit, engineers will work around it. Some might even profit from it 😆
January 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
You should be able to see what's going on using the Cost Explorer (probably through your root account) and its filters. I had the same with Digital Ocean once, where it was even less clear what was costing money.
January 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Visiting the piggies @ Pig Island, Ko Samui
December 24, 2024 at 6:58 AM
😂
December 23, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Nice, where abouts? You’ll enjoy it - plenty to do and see. I’m going to see the pigs at Pig Island tomorrow in Koh Madsum.
December 23, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Elephant spotting in Thailand
December 22, 2024 at 5:01 AM
The new James Bond reboot sounds shit
December 10, 2024 at 12:05 AM
There’s plenty of things to fix and improve in #Duolingo, but the developers seem to be obsessed with adding pointless and weird animations instead of any of that.
December 8, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Sentosa, Singapore.
Also, Sonic 2: Oil Ocean.
November 30, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Gotta love a bit of web-form incongruity to spice down one's morbid optimism.
October 30, 2024 at 6:37 AM
October 13, 2024 at 9:47 AM
September 22, 2024 at 4:40 PM
This is the LinkedIn data requirements for the iPhone app. Still believe that they “care about your privacy”? They most certainly do not. You are a commodity to them. A dollar sign.
September 22, 2024 at 3:48 AM
#LinkedIn, and also LinkedIn (defaulted to on and has to be known about and manually switched off). 🙄 #DataIsWar
September 21, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #655,999!
September 20, 2024 at 5:11 PM
I feel personally attacked, Netflix.
June 10, 2024 at 8:54 AM
Crazy what you can do with Vim these days. It cleans the floor with other text editors 😉 #unix
June 8, 2024 at 8:33 AM
It can't be a 'Golden Oldie' if it's still in the UK top 100.

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April 5, 2024 at 4:00 AM